Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Blazeuser56]

No. This is the pinnacle of winning. Claus stands at the peak of Mount Victory. He looks down on all of us losers from ten miles up in the air. Every word of his snowballs down the mountain into a devastating avalanche upon all of his haters below. Claudio Hernández Castañeda has never been further from losing than he is now.

He has truly...won it.

 

[Spergichu]

You see a fat spic furry with a tracheal tube coming at you. It's a self-defense situation.

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

Claudiobros... Are we winning?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claudio can come at me with a knife all he wants. Every idiot knows that the pen is mightier than the sword. I'll scribble all over his Mexican face like it's a junior high math quiz. When I'm done it's gonna look like Claudio was the first to pass out at a college frat party. Dicks drawn on his forehead. Dicks drawn going into his mouth. A moustache. "FAG" on the back of his neck. This is going to be PERMANENT sharpie ink by the way. Mess with the bull and get the horns, Poncho.

 

[Detective Carey]

Bro have a burrito and calm down or something. Don't stab anyone in the tummy, that's mean. Stay away from cats.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

KILL MEXICANS
BEHEAD MEXICANS
ROUNDHOUSE KICK A MEXICAN INTO THE CONCRETE
DEPORT MEXICANS.

TOTAL. MEXITARD. DEATH.

 

[Sammich]

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it.

If anyone wanted to kill your dumb spic ass they wouldn't be concerned about you swinging around some nigger sticker, they'd probably blow your beaner head off.

Retard.

 

[Tablet County]

Did @Sperg Spectating teach you this banter? You need a new friend, bro.

You can't turn the banter criticisms around on me when your banter is nonexistent. I mean, you can do that, you just look like a retard. Which you are, so carry on then.
That aside it wasn't banter anyway, it was a factual statement; grass grows, water is wet, the sky is blue, Claudio is an idiot. That's the way it is, bud.

Hmm, social justice warrior?

How old are you, again? Because no one uses that anymore.

Your crying over being persecuted because of your minority status when the real reason is that you're an unlikeable retard is pretty on-brand for an SJW circa 2014.

I'm not interested in e-dating you, fag.

As is natural and expected, the fag thinks that everybody's trying to fuck him.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

- internet tough guy rambling -

Dude, you need a freaking tube to breathe.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Dude, you need a freaking tube to breathe.

I wonder if he would not need a bamboo breathing apparatus.

 

[56 others]

 

[Tablet County]

You see a fat spic furry with a tracheal tube coming at you. It's a self-defense situation.

For the sake of argument; if you were to come at me in a public situation and I have to shoot through a crowd of Mexicans with tracheal tubes to defend myself I'm not gonna be happy about the devastation, but I will be happy that I've defended my own life.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Did you pick Yayo as your screen name because you were hoping your Papi would love you as much as he loves the cocaine?

 

[alphabetnigger]

For the sake of argument; if you were to come at me in a public situation and I have to shoot through a crowd of Mexicans with tracheal tubes to defend myself I'm not gonna be happy about the devastation, but I will be happy that I've defended my own life.

A gang of Mexican tracheal tubers. Like some shit out of Double Dragon

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

 

[Detective Carey]

I'd imagine they'd whip you with the tubes, like the chain wielding ladies in the game. Maybe you could pick one up and use it yourself if you defeated one.

 

[Tablet County]

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Okay let's be honest; if Claus put me in a defense situation—if I was outside of the window of Claus's hovel at 2:00 AM, looking in at him from the outside and he started getting aggressive—I would have no choice but to defend myself. The loss of life would be a tragedy, but I myself and the Founding Fathers would all be proud that I defended my life.

 

[alphabetnigger]

I'd imagine they'd whip you with the tubes, like the chain wielding ladies in the game. Maybe you could pick one up and use it yourself if you defeated one.

Found a picture of the break in

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

What about you slaughter your entire family, then you kill yourself? Hmm?

That’s mean cladio. You should apologize. @CallmeCicada is one of the nicest users on the site.

He has truly lost it.

No, you’re the loser. claudeo doesn’t lose.

Niggers drawn on his forehead. Niggers drawn going into his mouth

FTFY

That aside it wasn't banter anyway, it was a factual statement; grass grows, water is wet, the sky is blue, Claudio is an idiot. That's the way it is, bud.

You forgot one fact. Cludio never gets tired of WINNING.

 

[Tablet County]

That’s mean cladio. You should apologize. @CallmeCicada is one of the nicest users on the site.

@CallmeCicada You should offer Claus a friendly gift so that there's no bad blood between you two.