Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[pink cigarettes]

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"some disabled people are able bodied"
So....retarded or whatever, then? Otherwise that doesn't make any sense, girls

 

[Pee Your Pants]

So in reply to this:

Someone replied:

Staph then deleted her original post.

From Staph's post, if you're stupid enough, you would think she was talking about being in a polycule with actual human men. You might wonder where all the images of them all together are on her profile. Every poly family likes to spam photos of themselves, because they're attention whores who love to let people know they have all the sexy sex. Even though they're usually hamplanet ogres. Thankfully, she clears it all up.


Oh, now it makes total sense: you have imaginary boyfriends. You wouldn't know them because they live in another dimension. It's weird how she won't even retcon all her celebrity boyfriends gay to fit to her bxyself. Interesting that she neglects to mention her hybristophilia whilst she was embarrassing herself. She missed out on a slapfight over claiming that Richard Ramirez turned gay for her.

 

[JaneThough]

Stupid.

WTF does porn have to do with pride? She’s so toxic for the LGBT+ community. I’m seeing discourse around whether kink has a place at pride, now she’s saying porn does? It’s all a kink to her. She done showed her ass here. Nice job being the worst activist ever and just being an example the right can point out when they want to call LGBT+ degenerates.

Oh, now it makes total sense: you have imaginary boyfriends. You wouldn't know them because they live in another dimension. It's weird how she won't even retcon all her celebrity boyfriends gay to fit to her bxyself. Interesting that she neglects to mention her hybristophilia whilst she was embarrassing herself. She missed out on a slapfight over claiming that Richard Ramirez turned gay for her.

oh dear lord. “Best mates” has to be Heath. That poor man hasn’t suffered enough?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

oh dear lord. “Best mates” has to be Heath. That poor man hasn’t suffered enough?

Poor Heath. Being made to be part of a polycule with two serial killer rapists, a suspected pedo pop singer, and a Temu version of Loki... As well as being forced into a relationship with a hairy fat mess. Surely the actor wasn't totally wholesome in his life to deserve such a hellish afterlife.

'Don't call me or my imaginary boyfriends transphobic ever again.'

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Oh, now it makes total sense: you have imaginary boyfriends. You wouldn't know them because they live in another dimension. It's weird how she won't even retcon all her celebrity boyfriends gay to fit to her bxyself. Interesting that she neglects to mention her hybristophilia whilst she was embarrassing herself. She missed out on a slapfight over claiming that Richard Ramirez turned gay for her.

Conveniently forgetting she's had crushes on actual living celebrity men, and recently as well. Seems like only yesterday she was posting about all the naughty things she wanted the guy from Rammstein to do to her, but I guess she's well and truly through with him now. If she were telling the whole truth she'd say, "I'm too caught up in my own delusions to care about what other actual people think of me, so I make up relationships in my mind instead that can be whatever I want them to". What does she expect people to say when she clarifies her "partners" are ghosts and gods? Does she think it'll get her a simple "oh OK then" as if she were stating something as basic as what she ate for breakfast, or praise for how stunning and brave she is? Because all it looks like to me is opening herself to more ridicule from the randos who come across her Bluesky posts.

oh dear lord. “Best mates” has to be Heath. That poor man hasn’t suffered enough?

SMH at Staph appropriating my culture with her phony spirit "channelling". Now I know how all the Swedes, Norwegians and Irish must feel at her bastardisation of theirs in the name of "ancestral pride".

Poor Heath. Being made to be part of a polycule with two serial killer rapists, a suspected pedo pop singer, and a Temu version of Loki... As well as being forced into a relationship with a hairy fat mess. Surely the actor wasn't totally wholesome in his life to deserve such a hellish afterlife.
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'Don't call me or my imaginary boyfriends transphobic ever again.'

Fucking perfect. I would've suggested adding a Till Lindemann, Adam Driver and Clay Aiken to the mix for shits and giggles but I guess this is the spirit companions only, living husbandos don't count.

 

[JaneThough]

Poor Heath. Being made to be part of a polycule with two serial killer rapists, a suspected pedo pop singer, and a Temu version of Loki... As well as being forced into a relationship with a hairy fat mess. Surely the actor wasn't totally wholesome in his life to deserve such a hellish afterlife.
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'Don't call me or my imaginary boyfriends transphobic ever again.'

I read something about Michelle Williams speaking about Heath at some event and getting emotional over their daughter Mathilda and it just makes me more MATI with Staph.

Fanfic is fine but can we all collectively agree to draw the line at actual human beings? No I don’t think your John Lennon/Ariana Grande fic is inspired, nor do I want to hear about how you think your self insert would wreck Shawn Mendez’ asshole. Staph is a step worse, however, as she’s acting as if she’s actually communicating with their dead spirits, something that is silly to a lot of us but many cultures believe in an afterlife and that we can communicate with the other side. Saying Heath Ledger is in a polycule with 2 serial pedo rapist murders, a shape shifting god that ONLY seems to appear to her as Tom Hiddleston, and her greasy, unwashed, pedophile ass is akin to slander.

Maybe it’s the elder millennial in me who’s teens-20s were full of Heath Ledger material, and his death being such a shock as his star was just on the rise makes me more upset than I should be about this. But mostly it’s because the internet has blurred the lines too many times between fans and celebrities, leading to devastating consequences on both sides. Having worked adjacent to the industry and seeing it happen, it perhaps makes me less tolerant of making this fanfic about a man who’s addictions caused his daughter to grow up without a father, and she’s still young now. Staph wants me to believe Heath has chosen to spend his afterlife with her over watching his daughter grow up and thats not the man literally everyone in his life said he was.

But none of the men in her “polycule” are anything like the men that we all know from literally millions of hours of music, tv, movies, documentaries, etc. Michael Jackson wasn’t a manipulator to her until she needed a scapegoat and he suddenly was what she was denying for years. Ramirez is sweet and tender and caring for their astral baby? Sounds nothing like the man so vile he let his mouth rot and raped/murdered people aged 6-90. Someone so hated he was caught not by police but by his own damn Hispanic community (if you’ve never looked into how he got caught it’s great). Dahmer is lovingly into her mangina and tits even though he was unequivocally gay. He chose his victims based on vulnerability (mostly brown kids) and his youngest victim was 14. He was empowered by the police’s careless attitude about “unwanted communities” and used his status and power as a white man to butcher children. But now he’s like, totally repented. Actually, he did. In prison he became born again. Never hear Staph talk about the fact he dedicated his life to Christ before Tyrone dedicated his face to the tile floor.

I guess I’m the perfect age and demographic to be triggered by Staph’s bullshit. These are men who not just murdered people but they kept their communities in the grips of fear. I don’t care if they repented before or “after” death, they get nothing from me. If what she’s saying is true and these are actually the spirits of these men coming to her why does she choose to engage with the worst of the worst? Why empower them? Why not ask herself what it is about that energy that brings the most loathsome spirits to her?

It’s all a larp as we know, but she’s just the benchmark for the worst member of every community. I think it’s why she’s banned so frequently.

Anyway how hasn’t Rodney Alcala joined her harem? Gross hairy dude who out murdered I think Ramirez and Dahmer. They’re still finding his murders after his death! Come on, Staph, you can fix him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

'Don't call me or my imaginary boyfriends transphobic ever again.'

Not to be more grandma-core than thou, but Stephanie should look into one of those "family tree" picture frames, the kind for pictures of all of your grandkids.

Druids like trees, right? This one's even from Walmart.

Something like this, she could convo the seller and get the Scrabble tiles to say "polycule" instead.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Remember Snowy Wife? The Rise Of The Womb Wizard call out blog has some posts by Staph's old friend, talking about their falling out:

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Ya ya this is months over due but me and that dumbass had a falling out yes that's true. But I was fucking dumb enough to go along with their shit and it's EMBARRASSING. I cannot believe I did that but lesson learned and thankfully in the damn past. Yarrow was a fucking joke and embarrassment to the fucking pagan and witch community. I feel bad for the embarrassment the trans community might feel from that.... thing. That thing blocked me last year and haven't talked since. They didn't like I wasn't falling for their pity party bullshit and I still could careless. Because how you fr gonna sit there be a full ass grown adult thats in your 30s and act more immature than a pre schooler. Part of the reason it took me so long to make this is because I'm embarrassed I talked to that and associated with it. Dumb choice and thank fuck I ain't doing that shit again. Let along a damn mock of every community. People can and probably do say the same about me but idfc. Never have, never will.

Idek if I can find the screenshots of shit that happened because it was months ago but it started with them whining and throwing a fit about political shit in a place where it was stated before they even joined political shit wasn't allowed and they agreed. Both places. I got tired of it and snapped on them, I was still overly nice for how I wish I acted. I still have 0 desire or like for dramatic bullshit though. All i know is shit wasn't adding up with how they acted and shit versus practices and actual shit in paganism. Yes do I believe they practice something of some sort of witchcraft but I defintely do not claim what the fuck that was and am highly embarrassed.... hell motified. Like there are no other words except i am mortified and embarrassed i ever interacted with them. I was young and dumb, hell I still am but nothin going to change my paths, beliefs and relationship. It's just gonna make me hate humanity even more and avoid contact. I'm so fucking glad they cut me off because holy fuck the amount of god damn whining.

Like I know I whine alot or can at times BUT THAT WAS WORSE. Me me me i i i pity party pity party pity party. Grow up. At fucking 5 years old I was more mature and responsible than you were. I am for real sorry for anyone who delt with bullshit with them because it was horrid. Why not be messy. I needed to get that shit outta my head. Let alone the amount of energy they sucked out of me by just being in my life. Fucking god damn vampire and not the good type i know that. If that christian witch hunt wants a witch to go after they should go after Yarrow. Leave all of us in our own space not hurting anyone and anything alone.

Yea I was immature last year but that ain't an excuse. I've grown alot and not that it's an excuse so much bad shit happened last year it was fucking with me mentally bad. But now, the main piece of shit is out of our lives and I am so greatful for that. I've done alot better just in the past 2 months so hopefully life chills the fuck out, even though this year is gonna be horrid spiritually tho... but meh. That's not the point I'm just ranting now ig bc i forgot what I was originally gonna say / was saying. All I know is i don't talk to that mangy fuck no more and I am sorry for my actions and especially for interacting with them. Long over due but at least this was said lmao.

Idfc if anyone stalks my damn blog. Idc if yall wanna talk shit. It aint my problem. Im doing me and you can do you. My concious clear and thats all that matters.

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rot4life asked:
(Shakes) who tf is yarrow r they bad if their bad then they got a fuckass name if that's their online name I'm disappointed if u could have named urself ANYTHING and u choose yarrow then ur dumb as hell if their good then I take all of that back they got a awesome name..
https://www.tumblr.com/rot4life
snowy-wife answered:
No they're a stupid whiney bitch who makes a mock out of the pagan (and witch) and trans community. They started whining and throwing a fit about politics and shit last year when I was struggling bad with the 3 family deaths I had in a week on top of the funerals I had to deal with and basically started trying to manipulate me and guilt trip me into giving a fuck about them because they're too fucking pathetic and sad and a pity party sop factory. I told them they needed to shut the fuck up and stop bringing politics into places it doesn't need to be and where it has never been allowed and they got even pissier and threatened to kill themselves then left my server and blocked me on everything, but on top of the stuff with the deaths they expected me to give a fuck about theie feelings and saftey and shit and proceeded to get pissy when I told them the only people that mattered to me was my family and close friends because I had 0 sympathy or empathy to give a fuck

Ik alot of people hate them but idk anything about all of that except there's a kiwifarms thread or some shit about them idk whats on it all i knoe is its about them?? All I know is my interaction with them and that I tried but nah fuck that it factor thing. They're like 36 or some shit and acting more immature than a fucking toddler throwing their worst tantrum. Straight up embarrassing.

There's some other fun stuff on the Rise Of The Womb Wizard blog, not all of the Snowy Wife variety, but I am unsure if any of it is old news or not, but these stood out. The Snowy posts don't offer much new information, and she hasn't posted anything since threatening to drop some screencaps, but it got a giggle from me. Snowy Wife has not changed one bit, she still has the same blog, plus an additional one, detailing the same degeneracy. She is still in a relationship with the Columbine killers and has had multiple ghost children with them (ghost babies must take less time to cook in the womb).

Snowy Wife is aware that she became a side character on Staph's KF thread:

Anyway, thought I would post these for people who got invested in Snowy when she became a Staph side character. She's still going.

 

[often puzzled]

Updates, nothing too interesting:


I legit think Jon sounds like an AI bot, which would make this interaction funnier. Poor Mama Frig, hope she's doing ok.

Cow crossover: Alex Dacy has a thread here. She's as an effective advocate for the disability community as Staph is for the trans one. I've seen her nudes, so I guess that's something they have in common: free butthole pics.

Snowy Wife did a remarkably good job of summing up Staph's entire personality in a few short posts. I do particularly like that Stephanie got butthurt and threatened to kill herself-- and made the threat to a teenager who was trying to deal with multiple family deaths. Class act, all the way. And even the teenager can see that it's way past time for Staph to grow up and get a grip. Gen Z is proving remarkably intolerant of Staph's BS.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Snowy Wife is aware that she became a side character on Staph's KF thread:

"it's like a thread site i guess?"

I'm just going to lie down in the back yard and let the ants eat my decaying flesh.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Snowy Wife is aware that she became a side character on Staph's KF thread

Aw, das me, hello random tumblr anon!

Honestly though, even I lost interest in Snowy after she parted ways with Stapphy (and I think I was the most invested in her, since I was bored and she was annoying). At the end of the day, she's mostly just another edgy teen weirdo sadly sinking down the smalltown white trash drain, while Stapphy is... well, there's a reason we're all nearing 1800 pages of the Tumblr timecapsule spudlet.

My biggest question with Snowy was always who the fuck names their kid Kamera, I couldn't stop reading it as 'Camera' and I think I'd have a midlife crisis in my teens too.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Fanfic is fine but can we all collectively agree to draw the line at actual human beings? No I don’t think your John Lennon/Ariana Grande fic is inspired, nor do I want to hear about how you think your self insert would wreck Shawn Mendez’ asshole.

I was in my early teens when I first discovered "real person fanfiction" or RPF for short - came across a lady on Livejournal who was writing Backstreet Boys slash fanfic long after their popularity was at its peak. Even at that age it was weird to me, and Tumblr only took it to even creepier levels with people literally "kinning" or identifying as famous people and the spirit-spouse nonsense Staph is into. Definitely one of the more unhinged sides of internet fandom.

Honestly though, even I lost interest in Snowy after she parted ways with Stapphy (and I think I was the most invested in her, since I was bored and she was annoying). At the end of the day, she's mostly just another edgy teen weirdo sadly sinking down the smalltown white trash drain, while Stapphy is... well, there's a reason we're all nearing 1800 pages of the Tumblr timecapsule spudlet.

The difference between Snowy and Staph is that while Snowy at least has time to grow out of her cringe obsessions, Staph has time and time again shown that she's unwilling to change and if anything has only gone further and further into the madness. I wish I could understand exactly how someone makes the leap from "true crime is fascinating" to "I want to bang serial killers and pretend I'm married to their ghosts" because that's one part of Tumblr culture I never understood and it's seriously deranged compared to some of the other cringe from said site like the Sherlock and Homestuck fandoms which were trashy but ultimately harmless.

 

[JaneThough]

I was in my early teens when I first discovered "real person fanfiction" or RPF for short - came across a lady on Livejournal who was writing Backstreet Boys slash fanfic long after their popularity was at its peak. Even at that age it was weird to me, and Tumblr only took it to even creepier levels with people literally "kinning" or identifying as famous people and the spirit-spouse nonsense Staph is into. Definitely one of the more unhinged sides of internet fandom.

The difference between Snowy and Staph is that while Snowy at least has time to grow out of her cringe obsessions, Staph has time and time again shown that she's unwilling to change and if anything has only gone further and further into the madness. I wish I could understand exactly how someone makes the leap from "true crime is fascinating" to "I want to bang serial killers and pretend I'm married to their ghosts" because that's one part of Tumblr culture I never understood and it's seriously deranged compared to some of the other cringe from said site like the Sherlock and Homestuck fandoms which were trashy but ultimately harmless.

Most people identify and work out character defects as they age. Staph collects them and calls herself marginalized.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Most people identify and work out character defects as they age. Staph collects them and calls herself marginalized.

I tell ya, there are two instances of "transmascdruid" in the title; one of those could be swapped for "INTERNALIZED FATPHOBIA."

There's got to be a reason she doesn't own her schlubbiness.

 

[Childe]

Hello again everyone. I’m back for my twice a year kiwifarms check in and am on page 1579. I resisted the siren song of checking up on staph for about 2 weeks before I broke and had to see what she’s been getting up to. I hope you’ve all been well!

 

[Jackpot]

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This season's going to be wild

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Put it in your diaries! Staph is doing a livestream ritual on June 11th, at 2pm. Link here.

YouTube description:

In a ritual adapted from the book "Queer Rites: A Magickal Grimoire to Honor Your Milestones with Pride" by Enfys J. Book, I use wyrdwork to raise and send courage to my queer family.

Whatever that means. Hopefully she is doing it out in public. Don't know why she needs to invoke Odin to give the queers some courage, but OK.

Other updates:

We all know that the axe is a cheap wall hanger, but the spear is absolute laughable nonsense. It's basically cheap metal with a coating of black paint (which is flaking off), sellotaped to a broom handle. The knife looks like you could bend the blade and snap it. It has a serial number and 'Pakistan' on the blade, which makes it look ugly and tacky, but according to a weapon nerd friend those are stamps of the type of metal. All of those weapons look like they would fall apart in your hand if you tried using them.
Alt text:

An upholstered chair upon which rests an axe, a spear, and a dagger side by side.

Why she has to keep pointing out that her chair is upholstered, is beyond my understanding.


Till isn't forgotten about. Solid advice from Luther for her.



I'm sure your mom would really appreciate you blasting out all these intimate details about her reproductive organs and bowel habits out there for everyone on the internet. How disrespectful. Give her some fucking dignity.


OK.


What the actual fuck are you on about? LOL.

Yeah, given that I already vocally support Palestine and I'm a hybristophile, I'm surprised that I haven't gotten called a murder lover yet.

Hilarious. She's really just throwing that random bit of info out there in hopes of a slapfight. I wonder what has made her so busy lately?


I wonder what she will do if she can't get HRT with her insurance?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I wonder what she will do if she can't get HRT with her insurance?

She's been salivating over this possibility because she'll have something to pretend to be oppressed about. She'd waste many bytes of bandwidth whining into the void for attention, pretend to threaten suicide, and if we're lucky, attempt to buy DIY tranny juice online and get scammed again. Then probably just shit herself and do nothing.

So, no change from her usual schedule, basically.

 

[Aunt Carol]

if we're lucky, attempt to buy DIY tranny juice online and get scammed again

Remember when she was into the herbal testosterone-boosting pills and tinctures? Good times.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Yeah, given that I already vocally support Palestine and I'm a hybristophile, I'm surprised that I haven't gotten called a murder lover yet.

Her completely tone-deaf mental leaps never ceases to mesmerize. I don't have much of a horse in the middle east Tard Wars (other than thinking that, in my general experience, people who are really vocal about how much they love Palestine tend to also be incredibly annoying tumblrites on other issues), but most political/humanitarian causes probably don't want to be lumped in with serial killers and/or how much you want to fuck serial killers.

"It makes me so horny when people rape and murder underaged brown kids, I love that shit! I also like Palestine. Did I mention that I really really like demographics who kill innocent people? These two statements are completely unrelated despite the main controversy that kicked off the current war involving a lot of rape and murder. I'll be in my bunk."