Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Youtube is recommending him Steel Toe videos.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Youtube is recommending him Steel Toe videos.

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Looks like another win for the Toe!!!

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

To me the thing that confirms Skelly is lying about the nanny is quite simple. He thinks someone who works a full time job for an okay wage would pay 2 kids 75 dollars EACH to drink a can of monster. That's the sort of thing only a retard trust fund baby with no understanding of money or scale in general (see: the 107 degree fever) would believe.

It's also ridiculous on the face of it. Not only would the question of why would a wage slave give up $150 of her hard-earned money-- WHY would she, for what purpose? I wonder if this is an extension of his "Cocaine is the same as Adderall! Both are stimulants, so they totally work the same. I know, MONSTER drinks are stimulants, so it will totally work the same as Adderall, and a completely normal person like the nanny would totally think that!"

This is the sort of belief that passes as "thinking" in his rotting and rotten mind.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Rekieta is currently 41 minutes late and doesn't even have a stream scheduled

Even more concerning is his last tweet was 7 hours ago

And he is missing out on discussing why the court room is being cleared. The jury is being brought up individually to be questioned by Bev. Could have been looking up and discussing what is being posted on social media. Might be more interesting than hearing Kurt fill the time talking about watches.

 

[daffodils]

I get this feeling things aren't going well.

- "I'm not going to apologize to my inlaws... fuck my inlaws!"
- Jesus came down to earth to meet people where they are
- New story: The pastor admitted to the police investigator that he was willing to report on Nick because someone sent him a "highly edited" video about faith in the bible. "Fuck you... I hope you catch fire!"
- probation officer is a woman; has to meet her four times a year; he only got tested twice so far; 15-panel plus fentanyl, $33.
- "Why didn't you fire the nanny?" - "It all happened within a week... I don't know how you fire someone faster." [Except you didn't fire her at all.]

 

[Vibralldo]

I get this feeling things aren't going well.

- "I'm not going to apologize to my inlaws... fuck my inlaws!"
- Jesus came down to earth to meet people where they are
- New story: The pastor admitted to the police investigator that he was willing to report on Nick because someone sent him a "highly edited" video about faith in the bible. "Fuck you... I hope you catch fire!"
- probation officer is a woman; he only got tested twice so far; 15-panel plus fentanyl, $33.

So he's given all pretenses of being a trial streamer? At what point is he not working an actual job per his probation?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

No, I want to see him in pain, I want to see him suffer, I want to see him conscious that everything he is suffering is HIS OWN FAULT.

Here let me roleplay as one of the worst lawyers in history for a second and make a really flimsy argument because I read the words but didn't comprehend the content.
"Uhhh, actually, PRUDE. Doesn't the HOLY BIBLE say "Spare the rod? Sorry KiwiFag."
Eats a dorito in an objectively gay fashion.

 

[Vibralldo]

So he's given all pretenses of being a trial streamer? At what point is he not working an actual job per his probation?

I'm watching and now he's claiming the nanny quit within a week of her being drunk "I don't know how you could fire someone faster"

I mean you could fire her immediately, it takes 5 seconds. Just say "you're fired".

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Just think about it: if he had no qualms about his and his surrogates' many months of poorly veiled witness intimidation tactics against a relatively public hard target like Aaron that rose to the level of even being actively investigated by Pomplun (albeit unprosecuted), just imagine what sorts of wild shit was being lobbed at at a seemingly soft target like Chaney in private over the past year.

It would be quite funny if Rekieta had, in fact, been shower-texting every State witness against him—and their mothers—and is now beginning to savor the sweet consequences of those choices. That said, I’ll treat this hypothesis as fan fiction until more concrete evidence emerges.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Looks like another win for the Toe!!!
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Aaron's ability to stack Ws is almost superhuman. I've never seen so many Ws collected by such a nebbish.

 

[USAroXX]

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Must be the equivalent of leg day for an insane liar: take some time off the nanny defamation to make specific claims about Aaron abusing his then wife. Rekieta is a skeletal lying faggot.

But
But
But
SKELLY is the FUCKING degenerate FAGGOT who gloried in making the minnesota 6 stupid bitch BLEED!!!!!!!!! Fucking skelly started that ENTIRE storyline with how FUNNY it was!!!!!

But this same Brain WITH HOLES logic now wants to FLIP to...Aaron became less consensual about cornholing his slit wife, Ape? Fuck the WHOLE FUCK off, you repulsive addict child abuser.

Whoa! This ugly fuckin skelly is reading this thread every day? He already attempts to explain why he did not send the police or grandparents in to SAVE HIS KIDS while he was at a conbenshun.

@Null can u add a vomit emoji

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm watching and now he's claiming the nanny quit within a week of her being drunk "I don't know how you could fire someone faster"

I mean you could fire her immediately, it takes 5 seconds. Just say "you're fired".

If the oldest could hold down the fort with a drunk nanny he could do the same with no nanny. Tell her to sleep it off, pack her shit, and get out.

 

[Briareus]

I’ll treat this hypothesis as fan fiction until more concrete evidence emerges.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'm watching and now he's claiming the nanny quit within a week of her being drunk "I don't know how you could fire someone faster"

I mean you could fire her immediately, it takes 5 seconds. Just say "you're fired".

Imagine you desperately need to spin the story in your favor but you're naturally retarded to begin with, and then you heap a shitload of drugs into the mix.

 

[Phil Leotardo]

After tuning in for a few seconds, I simply cannot understand how any of his remaining viewers genuinely enjoy his content

He immediately brings to mind Hearst calling EB Farnum a "vile creature" in the Deadwood movie

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

It's also ridiculous on the face of it. Not only would the question of why would a wage slave give up $150 of her hard-earned money-- WHY would she, for what purpose? I wonder if this is an extension of his "Cocaine is the same as Adderall! Both are stimulants, so they totally work the same. I know, MONSTER drinks are stimulants, so it will totally work the same as Adderall, and a completely normal person like the nanny would totally think that!"

This is the sort of belief that passes as "thinking" in his rotting and rotten mind.

- Why would anyone give coke to a kid? They are 'little bundles of energy' anyway. And who would waste coke on a kid?
- Wait, no, fuck this - actually my nanny would waste $150 in hard cash and two (four?) Monster energy drinks on my 'little bundle of energy'. So actually the hypothesis of me giving coke to my child is more probable now.

Anyone has the clip of him saying the first part?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Aaron's ability to stack Ws is almost superhuman. I've never seen so many Ws collected by such a nebbish.

Nick's ability to stack Ls is equally impressive. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

About 1:50:00 into today's STMS, this banger dropped:

No, that's not Aaron showing how a balldo works in a gay relationship - that's Aaron's impersonation of the the Galaxy Gas canister getting passed around 2-3 other members of the qover while he was still in the balldo bunker.

Spoiler: stream time stamp

Edit to add timestamp'd link.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Anyone has the clip of him saying the first part?

I think Coomalot is credited with the expressing the idea that Nick believes that Coke has medicinal purposes beyond dental numbing, so if someone were inclined to search for it they should start there. The rest of it is an extension of that commentary, and people in this thread have expressed the belief that Nick gave the kid coke in lieu of her Adderall to treat her ADHD.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick shit-talks the pastor who cares more about his children than Nick does and says “fuck them” about his in-laws, thinks his Chaney defamation is cute, and more Eric July retardation: