I feel like this is the precursor to a health/weight loss arc.
I think she's trying to do a 'style' here. But as with everything else, she fails. Even after years of practice, she still can't do fun or creative drapes with the hijab. All she manages, is to toss it over the scuba-cap and ferociously tuck the edges in around her moon face.
The low BMI voice is the worst.
It's incredible how much more animated she is here. Now she's just a voracious slug.
I’d say it can still come out under the right circumstances.
She's too old, too fat, too tired and too sick for even a halfway strong rehash of her best drug-addled, rejection-fueled rage. She's too far along the downhill slope that leads to bedbound helplessness and death, possibly in a blighted desert far from home.
If that’s the case, at least I got to see her 1. Drunk off her ass to the point Peetz tried to do something good for once, and 2. Threaten to call the police over a stolen cat.
While doomscrolling from a seal position she came across one of those Dunecoon Muslim TikToks where some dude in pajamas preaches about Islam at a podium with English subtitles. She does this pretty often and usually shares her inspiration. I am sure if you go scroll the #allah tag on tiktok you can find the exact video.
chooses a restrictive religion/lifestyle. Hates the heat, again voluntarily chooses to live the hottest part of the world.
I know this has been said many times, but I don’t think this will happen for one main reason, she cannot afford to live in Canada. AFAIK it’s expensive as hell and things aren’t getting any better.
Yes, it would be hard for her to get set up back in Canada, especially supporting her 31 yr old freeloader husband. But she has family and a Peetz in Mapleland so that's a big help (supportive help, not necessarily financial). As it right now, she's stuck unless she cuts the cord and ask for help.
I'm sure she was moaning and groaning on about her financial (and restrictive) situation in Kuwait to Prince Charmin and he told her to to turn to Allah, thus here we are. She's such a dumb bitch for getting wrapped up in Islam and another 3rd world scammer. She should have taken a hint from being mixed up with Nader and not double down on her ME/Muslim/Arab delusions. Sane people want to get away from it, not run to it.
Oh I'm positive she sometimes wishes she would just doie already. Then it's not her problem.
"As a social media influencer" she says. Fucking excuse me? Who are you influencing and to do what? Purchase a fucking treadmill? You are our jester, Chantal, nothing more, nothing less.
