Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Laughingator]

Austin sung like a canary, played the "oh but I'm just a 19 year old white boy the drugs and the bad influences made me do it" card and got a massive plea deal. How good of a plea deal? Here is the breakdown of all his charges from the incident.

And yet he's just about blown that sweetheart plea deal by being a dumbass and violating his probation repeatedly.

If he gets sent to the pen, does he not know those guys will sniff out that he's a snitch in less than a day ?
Snitches in the pen are even lower than chomos (child molesters). He can expect frequent ass kickings, being punked out and shivved if he pisses someone off.
If he's smart he'll get sent to solitary which sucks but he'll be safe.

I hope for his sake he goes to the county lockup for months and not the pen for years ....

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Chair stream start, frolics to the crack corner and bends over the desk.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Bossman went live with a 4 minute banger of a stream:

RIP discord for the 3rd time today lmao

EDIT:
Nasty Noah, the evil rigger behind shuffle, sees this and gives bossman $1000 to play slots with. What does he do with it? I'll let you see the outcome(this is the whole stream):

Spoiler: It does not go well

as per usual with the suicidebaits, he comes back later in 30 minutes:

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

After the first message he wrote "fuck the police", before deleting the channel. Then he went to write the second bit in his sponsor shilling channel (before deleting that too).

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

After the first message he wrote "fuck the police", before deleting the channel. Then he went to write the second bit in his sponsor shilling channel (before deleting that too).

hes ok again wild ride

 

[R00T]

it's okay bossman. you'll get 5 years off here in a bit.

it's insane how addicted he is to just pushing the button to see the number go up. don't most of these websites have the fake money versions as well? I know stake had fake currency to play with. why doesn't he just play with that? It's clear he's just addicted to pushing buttons watching wheels spin. if he's gonna lose it all anyways he might as well lose fake money.

 

[asdfghjkl69]

it's okay bossman. you'll get 5 years off here in a bit.

it's insane how addicted he is to just pushing the button to see the number go up. don't most of these websites have the fake money versions as well? I know stake had fake currency to play with. why doesn't he just play with that? It's clear he's just addicted to pushing buttons watching wheels spin. if he's gonna lose it all anyways he might as well lose fake money.

Yeah I don't think the fake money will hit quite the same for some reason.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

it's okay bossman. you'll get 5 years off here in a bit.

it's insane how addicted he is to just pushing the button to see the number go up. don't most of these websites have the fake money versions as well? I know stake had fake currency to play with. why doesn't he just play with that? It's clear he's just addicted to pushing buttons watching wheels spin. if he's gonna lose it all anyways he might as well lose fake money.

Bossman Balatro Arc When?

 

[|o|]

The cops are then able to get Austin to spill the beans on the other accomplices and where they were.

Don’t get it twisted. Snitches serve more time which is why Austin got a slap on the wrist. He didn’t snitch, his friends did, dewd.

Yes, that was the argument he made on stream some time ago why he got less time, he didn't snitch, his buddies did. Completely fucking retarded.

 

[EzRolling]

Yeah I don't think the fake money will hit quite the same for some reason.

Definitely not. Even though he is essentially always at $0 (aside from drug money) part of him still believes that won’t be the case. He’ll have the greatest run up, buy a car and maybe do something for mom. That delusion would be even sadder playing with fake credits.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

it's okay bossman. you'll get 5 years off here in a bit.

it's insane how addicted he is to just pushing the button to see the number go up. don't most of these websites have the fake money versions as well? I know stake had fake currency to play with. why doesn't he just play with that? It's clear he's just addicted to pushing buttons watching wheels spin. if he's gonna lose it all anyways he might as well lose fake money.

Stake.us had fake money as part of their loophole involving sweepstakes laws. Instead of depositing you “purchase coins” that have no real value, and as a “promotional bonus” you get awarded real money to wager on games. This is what keeps them technically legal in the US, although this loophole has been closed in several states and is only one rider amendment in Congress away from getting closed nationwide. The offshore illegal casinos he has been on lately have no such offering.

 

[draggs]

it's okay bossman. you'll get 5 years off here in a bit.

it's insane how addicted he is to just pushing the button to see the number go up. don't most of these websites have the fake money versions as well? I know stake had fake currency to play with. why doesn't he just play with that? It's clear he's just addicted to pushing buttons watching wheels spin. if he's gonna lose it all anyways he might as well lose fake money.

It's all fake money until the kyc rat doesn't flip the switch tbh

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

To the rat in bossman's counterstrike team for a grandprize of $75 per win, that ZUSE'd him in the face once and then let Bossman rage and try to kick him 10 times while tardraging, only for bossman to shoot him and get a 24 hour ban from competitive— that was fucking hilarious. Most I've laughed in weeks. Top BMJ moment.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Someone else ITT said something along the lines of he isn’t addicted to winning money, he is addicted to gambling. That stuck with me and has proven true at every turn. The price of everything barely matters; he can be calm losing 60k and rage losing $400

"Most people would think it’s the wins that keep the gambler going, but any gambler knows that this is not true. As you place your chips on the craps table, you feel anxiety and impatience. When the red dice hit the green felt with a thunk and you’re declared the winner and the chips are pushed toward you, you feel relief. Relief is all. And relief is fine, but hardly what a man would give the whole rest of his life to gain. It has to be something else and the best I’ve come up with is this: It is a particular moment.

A magic moment that occurs after the placing of a bet and before the result of that bet. It is after the red dice are thrown but before they lie still on the green felt where they fall. It is when the dice are in the air, and as long as they are there, time stops. As long as the red dice are in the air, the gambler has hope. And hope is a wonderful thing to be addicted to"

From Norm Macdonald's book "Based on a True Story". He had a pretty bad gambling addiction so I read his book shortly after getting into bossman. Very good read for any fans of Norm or Bossman.

 

[Hennimore]

Someone should ask the local police for a wellfare check is this happens again

I can see you've continued being a nigger.

 

[dumbledore]

There had to be some serious crack activity going on near his bed. Look at the floor.

 

[slungus22]

buzzkill bro :/

 

[drachenbarde]

I can see you've continued being a nigger.

drachenbarde is a highly respected user here. watch your mouth, son.

 

[baws man jack]

This sums up the night pretty well. felted

 

[Hennimore]

drachenbarde is a highly respected user here. watch your mouth, son.

Maybe on Planet Retard.