The Synthverse / Synthetic Man Fans / Synthcels - When your fans are somehow more retarded than you

[WelperHelper99]

I'm so happy this is finally out and I get to talk about it. Told ya we had stuff in the works.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

the only interactions i've had with synthcels were so autistic ts needs to be studied in a lab

 

[Nicholas Gur]

How many Synthcels are non-white?
There's two Mexicans by the name of Claus and NewVegasTroop, both of them do this weird Aztec neo-pagan persona.

I don't remember the number but he brings up his demographics pretty often and it is majority non white. Not surprising considering the bulk of his content is basically dbz mecha evolve clone.

You just had to call him a Lidl sock.

Based.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Folks, we’ve got a problem. A big one. And nobody’s talking about it – well, I’m talking about it, because I tell it like it is. You’ve heard of Synthetic Man, right? Horrible stuff. Just terrible. And the people who love him – the fans – they might be the worst of all. Total disaster.

These are not your regular fans, okay? No. These people – they sit in basements, they argue online for hours about a loser who has no life, a retard! Can I say retard? A retard. Can you believe it? I like smart people, not emotionlly stunted, soy-drinking losers who tolerate pedofiles. It's ridiculous.

They say "Synthetic Man is entertaining!" No, he's not. He's boring, he's degenerate and full of bad ideas. He likes women with penises, that doesn't even exist. Nobody wants that. What happened to strong people? Real people! Not these degenerate con-men who cry in the rain. Sad!

And the fans? Nasty people. They like touching themselves to drawings of little girls, can you believe that? Disgusting. They cry to jannies and get you banned if you say one word against their e-daddy. They scream, they whine, they post angry things – just like that! Boom! Total meltdown, like their favorite futa-man.

Let me tell you something – when I was in the Sneed House, we had real users. Kiwis. Not these losers. We built good things. Not hugboxes for some grifter who probably never liked the people who supported him to begin with. It's sad really when you think about.

So to the Synthetic Man fans out there – get a life, folks. Maybe read a book. Maybe go outside. And stop pretending that a perverted loser is the future. It’s not. The future is what you make it. Real independent people are the future. We are the future. You can be part of that future.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless Kiwi Farms!

 

[Looney Troons]

I still don’t know who or what any of these people are, but I will always read any thread Relinquish publishes

 

[Nuclear Operative]

We love our negrators, folks. They will always do the funny and then everyone laughs at them, they're prime lolcows I tell you. -

Shout out to @ace7 and @kokokrunch123 for being the masters of Negration.

 

[Tablet County]

Finally, the REAL thread.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Ngl, @PaladinBoo's downfall really saddens me. Really good takes at video games and multimedia but couldn't control her a-logging at Null. Even if some of the Salon women are mini-cows and are annoyingly smug, constantly arguing with them is just gay. Just move on.

Same here. I had no idea she had those DSP meltdowns - rather almost (((Elaine Miller))) style meltdowns. Oh well.

As for the OP - using one word: Informative. The most annoying of them all is obviously the WINRAR Claudio Hernia-andez. But Charles "Ricardo Cumsox" Cottingham comes close. But also the most entertaining as well.

 

[Tablet County]

One of the main things Sperg dug up was Claus's cub fur fiction, where he commissioned art of his fursona bathing his cat that he referred to as a "cub".

I'll still go to bat for Claus on this. He may be an auraless, gay Meximelt with AIDS but his ESL actually makes it plausible that he just fucked up with his translation.
He's still a weirdo though.

 

[Jhonny Jhon]

Damn, so that's what happened to palandinboo? Kind of sad, her posts were always funny(even when she didn't intend for them to be, lol).

 

[Jawbreaker]

RangerBoo a-logs null, and Claus is a furry pedo, I get why people would want to discuss them. Ricardo, Soycast, and Egad are just slightly spergy guys. There's not even anything interesting to say about them. Every content fag has their ball polishers and pay piggies.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

imagine being such a retard that even your fans get a thread.

 

[Foltest]

Impressive thread so far.
Much lolz we shall get.

 

[Enter The Pooptrain]

Latina Parfait is definitely some type of fag. Great OP.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Never understood the appeal of Syntenic Man, all I understood is his fans act like mongoloids. Expect to see some seething from them, and looking forward to it.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

how the fuck did you found their faces? are they that retarded?

 

[CallmeCicada]

imagine being such a retard that even your fans get a thread.

I would say his fan base is half the reason people wanted a thread on him. Their blind cope about him was staggering. On top that, we don't need more pro-lolicon users on the forum. The appreciation thread was infested with them.

how the fuck did you found their faces? are they that retarded?

Literally yes, and for that we thank them.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Since archive.is and ghostarchive aren't working, I present to you: a local archive of Egad's ten chapter Digimon fanfiction.

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Tablet County]

Ricardo, Soycast, and Egad are just slightly spergy guys.

Bossmanjack has a thread.

 

[WelperHelper99]

how the fuck did you found their faces? are they that retarded?

Their opsec was frankly horrible. Lots of reused usernames LMAO.