Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Poonocchio]

The signal to noise ratio on this thread is as close to zero as you can get on the Farms. JFC.

Oh and your rat mom DTPN rigs the bish or something ... dawg. Am I doing the "ironic shitpost" thing right?

EEEEEEEHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHShut the fuck up pussy, you don't have to be in here tryin to make us feel some kinda way in our own community fuckin weirdo. SWISH

 

[postfeetpls]

The signal to noise ratio on this thread is as close to zero as you can get on the Farms. JFC.

Oh and your rat mom DTPN rigs the bish or something ... dawg. Am I doing the "ironic shitpost" thing right?

Fuck off back to the politics thread. You lack the sophistication to appreciate BMJ.
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[break these cuffs]

I was surprised how quickly he caught on the fact that he was getting fucked with and Niggardly Noah could win easily.

 

[Gooby]

I was surprised how quickly he caught on the fact that he was getting fucked with and Niggardly Noah could win easily.

He's smart enough to know he's an idiot, even if he loves pretending he's smart. His whole online persona is pretending he's amazing but the second he's feeling bad or losing, his "where's your stream bitch!?" and "I have more than you, bitch!" turns into "I'm gonna do something stupid this time...." and "They take it all every time".

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

How cracked up was bossman to be so retarded to fail in two games which are literally endless if both opponents are aiming to win?(only way to win either game is for your opponent to get bored, or apparently if our opponent is bossman)
Not even 9 year old kids are this bad.

Were the games rigged?
Did bossman get bribed into losing?
Is bossman just that stupid?
Was 9/11 an inside job?
These are all questions of equal importance.

 

[Blackstar]

How cracked up was bossman to be so retarded to fail in two games which are literally endless if both opponents are aiming to win?(only way to win either game is for your opponent to get bored, or apparently if our opponent is bossman)
Not even 9 year old kids are this bad.

Were the games rigged?
Did bossman get bribed into losing?
Is bossman just that stupid?
Was 9/11 an inside job?
These are all questions of equal importance.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

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bossman im bossman
i am fucking bossman please help
im a fucking bossman
i am fucking bossman please help me
you must understand i am fucking bossman please help me
sir please i am bossman please help me
you fucking help me i am bossman fuck you i am helping me im bossman

 

[MadStan]

That video of him playing Tic-Tac-Toe ought to be shown to the Judge so he gets special treatment as a retard. He is legitimately a moron.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

SNEEDER!

 

[Harambe]

God damn, this guy is dumber than chris chan

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

How cracked up was bossman to be so retarded to fail in two games which are literally endless if both opponents are aiming to win?(only way to win either game is for your opponent to get bored, or apparently if our opponent is bossman)

Rate me autistic, but while tic tac toe is known to be a draw, Connect 4 is a win for the first player assuming optimal play, this has been known since 1998.

 

[RAT Team Six]

God damn, this guy is dumber than chris chan

He fucks your mother, not his mother.

 

[EzRolling]

That video of him playing Tic-Tac-Toe ought to be shown to the Judge so he gets special treatment as a retard. He is legitimately a moron.

Shown as evidence of how fucking rigged these scam sites are bro. Soon as they flipped the switch X took the middle spot from our boy. Have to be fucking retarded to not see how rigged it is.

 

[Genocidal Maniac]

I'd love to see Austin pick up poker during his impending lockup in the pen . If he makes it out alive, that is.
Don't imagine his fellow inmates would take kind to him acting like his usual self during those ad hoc prison gamba sessions.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I showed this thread to my son. The result? He no longer smokes crack but NOW HE FUCKS YOUR MOM! DTPN!

Mozel tov! But honestly, you're better off with the crack addict than an artist of milfs.

 

[Looney Troons]

I'd love to see Austin pick up poker during his impending lockup in the pen . If he makes it out alive, that is.
Don't imagine his fellow inmates would take kind to him acting like his usual self during those ad hoc prison gamba sessions.

Man… if he can’t “get” Tic-Tac-Toe or Connect 4, there’s no way he’s playing a real hand of poker

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This is like sub 60 IQ right?
I'm pretty sure even retards can play Tic Tac Toe and Connect Four

 

[baws man jack]

very CLEAN and SOBER talk

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

For just four easy installments of $39.99 you too can have an immortalized personal nameplate commemorating this moment in BossmanJack history.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

The signal to noise ratio on this thread is as close to zero as you can get on the Farms. JFC.

Oh and your rat mom DTPN rigs the bish or something ... dawg. Am I doing the "ironic shitpost" thing right?

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