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Bluespike is not back. It’s a persistent lie they keep trying to push for some reason, bluespike is not and never will be back.
2025-05-15 - Tyler Kolbe: Complaints, DMCA, and subsequent mass DMCA.
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Barbara Streisand would be jealous of this dude.
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You should start stalking him now.
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Well, he already considers screenshots of his YouTube as stalking. I guess I could go back to snooping his Facebook, but I need to make a burner. I guess I could pay for more bodycams, but he's got a lot of arrests for dui, and I'd rather pay for a bodycam I know I'll laugh at.
I'm kinda bad at stalking!
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For shame causing so much trouble. I think about 10% decrease in pay is warranted.
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What motivates a person to be such a faggot?
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This is a great reminder to not completely dox yourself via email multiple times.
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Also don't sign your emails with the name of your farms account, especially if you've denied they're your accounts.
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Thank you, Null. This guy was shitting up the Nal thread so much I stopped checking it because he took the fun out of it. Pretending to give a fuck about its preservation, but trying to do gay ops on Nal, then trying to accuse everyone else of gay ops. Not surprised this retard was trying to profit off of lolcows, he was way too concerned/invested with what he perceived to be others doing the same.
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Null this is fucked up, man. Tyler said he and Garrett are good friends with you. I can't believe you'd do this to such a close buddy.
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What caught my attention the most is how he tries to be all cordial, but he’s sending out these false DMCA’s, knowingly wasting Null’s time, all while typing “thanks for your time” & “sorry to bother you” which then comes across like even more bullshit.
Yes, it’s good to be cordial in a business email, but if you are yanking someone’s chain by trying to game them into arbitrary or worse, false information re DMCA, you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
It made his put on, “cordial” tone ring extra false. He should have just said he’s mad at the thread & trying to take down things he doesn’t like, as it appears most of his DMCA’s were knowingly not going to pass muster. How annoying to be treated as the arbiter of hurt feelings on here even when those doing so, know better. Did he think creating a bunch of time wasting nonsense would help him get his way but only if he lied about it wink wink nudge nudge? Those emails & requests were retarded.
Yes, it’s good to be cordial in a business email, but if you are yanking someone’s chain by trying to game them into arbitrary or worse, false information re DMCA, you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
It made his put on, “cordial” tone ring extra false. He should have just said he’s mad at the thread & trying to take down things he doesn’t like, as it appears most of his DMCA’s were knowingly not going to pass muster. How annoying to be treated as the arbiter of hurt feelings on here even when those doing so, know better. Did he think creating a bunch of time wasting nonsense would help him get his way but only if he lied about it wink wink nudge nudge? Those emails & requests were retarded.
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Godsdamnit you fucking niggers stop doing shit so gay it makes fatrick look straight.
I'm suspicious of AI rewriting anytime I see "polite shit" like this.
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Since JR and this situation was a small, niche cow until recently I'll give a summary for people wondering who these people are from my perspective:
Tyler Kolbe aka Joshua Roberts was a primary troll/neghole pozzer of Bowser during the era of Kiwitapes and SmokeyMCC's autism podcast. He was excommunicated from there for being too insane. He is legitimately schizophrenic. One of the reasons he got a bit of a pass for a while is that he WAS stable and for a while late last year was actually back to reality and out of the delusions and weird shit. I, at one point, genuinely believed he was done with the alawgery and retarded masterplans of grandeur.
When it was exposed that the orbiters of SmokeyMCC were all a bunch of pedos and perverts he helped by dumping their information and bullying them offline and away from potentially exposing themselves to any more people. At this point he was stable. He has a serious issue with drinking and it directly impacts his ability to medicate and not go full on clinically schizo. After him drinking again he went off the cliff and started to act like a cow again so contact had to be cut. We **tried** and failed to stop him going batshit at the time because we felt bad for him, as he genuinely did seem to have a burning hatred for pedos.
I'd mostly ignored him and this situation as overall it just became annoying to deal with and wasn't worth any real luls until recently. I'm not quite sure where the accusations of @anliteralidiot come from. As far as I'm aware he'd never had any true contact as JR with ALI until recently. His only knowledge of ALI unless he had another sock on the farms older than the ones banned would be from knowing about ALI and I's Internet autistic slapfight in the Cyrax thread.
Another individual highlighted, Spooky - aka Gar - was a minor player in the cow coverage sphere. He'd always claimed to have been involved in Chris Chan stuff from before the days of the farms, although it's unsure if this was true or a lie. He's someone I *used* to call a friend. Gar for the most part still tried to maintain the style of old Internet trolls; one of the main points of contention between us was his desire to Interact directly with Cows, and his involvement with Cyrax and Tibbz. Once again, for a while, he also helped to expose the SmokeyMCC Pedo/Perv group.
A few months ago is where shit began getting super unfunny and super hypocritical. In the Bowser cowdom there is generally a stance of total content death. Complete denial of any attention or platforming of Bowser for being a pedo, as Earl ENJOYS THIS. For months Spooky was part of my efforts to expose Cow Wrangler and the aforementioned pedos/perverts. We spent the better part of last year cleansing discord and the wider cowsphere of their presence. We tried to set Spooky up with an audience that wasn't there only to interact with cows. We set him up with assets such as illustrations and coached him on how to make less schizo cow related streams. For a while it was successful -- he was growing an audience that wanted to cover other topics aside from Cows...
...and then shit got fucking ultra mega retarded beyond even the above.
I cut contact with Spooky when he began running with the idea of wanting to get Earl on his YouTube stream to attack him. I told him this was retarded at the time and wanted nothing to do with it. From there he began to larp as Bluespyke and boast about plans to financially embezzle Bowser by getting him to sign over his POA with a piece of paper, the intentions to take the property he will inherit from his mother from Bowser... with the hopes of then using that money to buy Cyrax's house(???????). The retardation has never been so off the scale.
Everyone that I'm aware of who was close with Spooky pleaded with him to stop this shit and told him it was retarded -- myself included -- but rather than take the advice several months ago, he decided to form a group with Tyler and his orbiter Lorinth. Platforming Bowser over, and over, and over. Something he had directly chased others off the Internet for doing. All contact was cut at that point. This trollop backfired badly and Spooky DFE'd.
Fast Forward several months of socks hitting the farms and his thread with derailing or pretending to be a farmer commenting on himself, and this is where Tyler is. The worst thing of this is that Tyler is stable when on medication and without alcohol. He does not do weird shit like this when he does not drink routinely. A few of us tried to get him to put the retard shit behind and try to be normal again before he ended up life ruinating himself. But he does not maintain his own mental health. It's due to this we showed him some level of empathy, and collectively everyone involved regrets doing so. It turns out showing empathy and sympathy to someone teetering on cowdom was retarded and I regret ever thinking I could convert someone away from being crazy.
Tyler Kolbe aka Joshua Roberts was a primary troll/neghole pozzer of Bowser during the era of Kiwitapes and SmokeyMCC's autism podcast. He was excommunicated from there for being too insane. He is legitimately schizophrenic. One of the reasons he got a bit of a pass for a while is that he WAS stable and for a while late last year was actually back to reality and out of the delusions and weird shit. I, at one point, genuinely believed he was done with the alawgery and retarded masterplans of grandeur.
When it was exposed that the orbiters of SmokeyMCC were all a bunch of pedos and perverts he helped by dumping their information and bullying them offline and away from potentially exposing themselves to any more people. At this point he was stable. He has a serious issue with drinking and it directly impacts his ability to medicate and not go full on clinically schizo. After him drinking again he went off the cliff and started to act like a cow again so contact had to be cut. We **tried** and failed to stop him going batshit at the time because we felt bad for him, as he genuinely did seem to have a burning hatred for pedos.
I'd mostly ignored him and this situation as overall it just became annoying to deal with and wasn't worth any real luls until recently. I'm not quite sure where the accusations of @anliteralidiot come from. As far as I'm aware he'd never had any true contact as JR with ALI until recently. His only knowledge of ALI unless he had another sock on the farms older than the ones banned would be from knowing about ALI and I's Internet autistic slapfight in the Cyrax thread.
Another individual highlighted, Spooky - aka Gar - was a minor player in the cow coverage sphere. He'd always claimed to have been involved in Chris Chan stuff from before the days of the farms, although it's unsure if this was true or a lie. He's someone I *used* to call a friend. Gar for the most part still tried to maintain the style of old Internet trolls; one of the main points of contention between us was his desire to Interact directly with Cows, and his involvement with Cyrax and Tibbz. Once again, for a while, he also helped to expose the SmokeyMCC Pedo/Perv group.
A few months ago is where shit began getting super unfunny and super hypocritical. In the Bowser cowdom there is generally a stance of total content death. Complete denial of any attention or platforming of Bowser for being a pedo, as Earl ENJOYS THIS. For months Spooky was part of my efforts to expose Cow Wrangler and the aforementioned pedos/perverts. We spent the better part of last year cleansing discord and the wider cowsphere of their presence. We tried to set Spooky up with an audience that wasn't there only to interact with cows. We set him up with assets such as illustrations and coached him on how to make less schizo cow related streams. For a while it was successful -- he was growing an audience that wanted to cover other topics aside from Cows...
...and then shit got fucking ultra mega retarded beyond even the above.
I cut contact with Spooky when he began running with the idea of wanting to get Earl on his YouTube stream to attack him. I told him this was retarded at the time and wanted nothing to do with it. From there he began to larp as Bluespyke and boast about plans to financially embezzle Bowser by getting him to sign over his POA with a piece of paper, the intentions to take the property he will inherit from his mother from Bowser... with the hopes of then using that money to buy Cyrax's house(???????). The retardation has never been so off the scale.
Everyone that I'm aware of who was close with Spooky pleaded with him to stop this shit and told him it was retarded -- myself included -- but rather than take the advice several months ago, he decided to form a group with Tyler and his orbiter Lorinth. Platforming Bowser over, and over, and over. Something he had directly chased others off the Internet for doing. All contact was cut at that point. This trollop backfired badly and Spooky DFE'd.
Fast Forward several months of socks hitting the farms and his thread with derailing or pretending to be a farmer commenting on himself, and this is where Tyler is. The worst thing of this is that Tyler is stable when on medication and without alcohol. He does not do weird shit like this when he does not drink routinely. A few of us tried to get him to put the retard shit behind and try to be normal again before he ended up life ruinating himself. But he does not maintain his own mental health. It's due to this we showed him some level of empathy, and collectively everyone involved regrets doing so. It turns out showing empathy and sympathy to someone teetering on cowdom was retarded and I regret ever thinking I could convert someone away from being crazy.
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I tried to read that whole thing, honest to God I did, but I started hearing a noise like a steam kettle coming to a boil and I don't own a steam kettle.
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How do you send an e-mail to a dead person? I'd love to know how.
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using the RIP protocol
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It's okay. You're still my favourite mod for all your Greer legwork.
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I also need to dump the KF DMs i had with his ceo and roboto account. There was a point around January? Maybe February? or so when he was trying to fabricate two cow spheres, Marty's and Marx as having a feud with eachother. This however ended up moot, because this was going onf or 1-3 weeks before it turned out Marty had been dead.
So I do belive another plan of his was to cause infighting of troll groups, in an effort to monopolize. This is why hrh got brought up, as Tzk was impersonating Spooky's wife and manipulating hrh to talk shit about n word Boi.
Edit: what are the chances of @Tink getting unbanned, since she was initially coerced into TKs bullshit under the @PotatoWrangler (the @ for this account is fucked up, probably because its banned) account? TK reported it for being a sock puppet account, while not untrue, is still just a petty act, nor was she cognizant of that rule to begin with.
So I do belive another plan of his was to cause infighting of troll groups, in an effort to monopolize. This is why hrh got brought up, as Tzk was impersonating Spooky's wife and manipulating hrh to talk shit about n word Boi.
Edit: what are the chances of @Tink getting unbanned, since she was initially coerced into TKs bullshit under the @PotatoWrangler (the @ for this account is fucked up, probably because its banned) account? TK reported it for being a sock puppet account, while not untrue, is still just a petty act, nor was she cognizant of that rule to begin with.
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