The Synthverse / Synthetic Man Fans / Synthcels - When your fans are somehow more retarded than you

[Oddity]

Interesting read... some people really don't give fuck all about opsec

 

[Chong West]

Don't forget Game Sense the self-loathing streetshitter who is really totally white guys.

"I can't get a job in the game industry because of DEI"

There is some stock in that, but has he also considered that companies have to jump through more hoops to hire his brown H1B ass rather than just hiring an American citizen or permanent resident or that his CV simply isn't up to snuff?

He's taken the token house jeet role in stride where he tanks a billion jeet jokes from Egad, Ricardo, Kane etc. just to hang with the whites.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Nothing like a beautiful meltdown from poor OPSEFC retards.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Jesus. I really missed out on PaladinBoo, but Claudio is filling the void.

 

[crackers breakfast]

all synthetic man fans are woke because they play through atleast one hentai vn at day, and since those gam... interactive pptx files have girls in them by their logic it makes them woke

 

[Tread Miller]

Since @Soycast Guy was shown to be underage, I feel it's appropriate to bring up @tf290003, a (at the time) 16-year-old user who lurked Kiwi Farms at age 14 to browse the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread and exposed himself as underage in the Lolicon/Shotacon Defense Force thread:

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[harmy.kook]

Since @Soycast Guy was shown to be underage, I feel it's appropriate to bring up @tf290003, a (at the time) 16-year-old user who lurked Kiwi Farms at age 14 to browse the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread and was exposed in the Lolicon/Shotacon Defense Force thread:
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#2,988
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Ironic, Synth would've snapped at the kid for not liking Lolipedos.

Re-reading his pleas to not get banned, he explained that he basically was getting groomed by a "Friend" through EPI.

 

[Imam Shamil]

Since @Soycast Guy was shown to be underage, I feel it's appropriate to bring up @tf290003, a (at the time) 16-year-old user who lurked Kiwi Farms at age 14 to browse the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread and exposed himself as underage in the Lolicon/Shotacon Defense Force thread:
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#3,020

What fucking upbringing did these kids have dude. When I was 16, I was a complete fucking retard. These kids are opening up kiwifarms accounts and talking about lolicon and Keffals. Oh my god dude.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Since @Soycast Guy was shown to be underage, I feel it's appropriate to bring up @tf290003, a (at the time) 16-year-old user who lurked Kiwi Farms at age 14 to browse the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread and exposed himself as underage in the Lolicon/Shotacon Defense Force thread:
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#2,988
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#3,020

I remember him. We were dealing with BittyCat at the time. Never really thought about the Synthetic Man connection. We were really just trying to get him off the site and rerail the thread at that point.

 

[Wodanaz]

holy fucking semper fidelis to all are armed forces

 

[Thé au lait]

I find reading through the OP and here she seems based but also unmedicated. Very unmedicated. Bitch needs to pick up cigarettes or some shit, she seems stressed the fuck out.

I wish the OP went more into detail but she's fucking insane. She screeches constantly about unmarried women and "muh dead eggs" (fun fact for those of y'all who never finished high school biology: there is literally not enough time in a human lifespan to run out of eggs, and they don't start going bad because they're not constantly being produced).

Then we come to find out she's an unmarried Jewish woman older than me and dating a boy who she may have met when he was in high school and she was 30.

She is an amazing cow and I hope she gets her own thread some day.

 

[Wodanaz]

I knew from the first that soycast guy was an extreme youngfag by the way he spoke in his videos. Only really young people or really stupid people speak like that.
I archived all his videos by the way, I'll probably check his channel for the next month and then forget about it because I'm too lazy to script.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Then we come to find out she's an unmarried Jewish woman older than me and dating a boy who she may have met when he was in high school and she was 30.

I had to.

But seriously, I can't say I'm shocked. I vaguely remember her from my lurking days. Yeah she was always "intense" to put it mildly.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Crossposting here.

Here's the clip of him reacting to the super chat he talked about it a bit more as well.
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Ricardo is in chat.
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[WelperHelper99]

Crossposting here.

Ricardo now knows he got phonebooked. Lmao.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

He registered his account on May 3rd, 2021, at the young age of 15 under the nickname "Resunoit". Unfortunately for Brayden, his parents didn't teach him basic Internet safety and so he used his "Resunoit" alias on multiple website which led us to his IRL identity.

How the fuck do you come across this site so early, get hit with the sign-up warning, and still decide to completely disregard everything it warns about? I never understood that shit at all.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Beautiful work. It needed to be a thing as soon as I saw Ricardo Cumsox drunkposting with alarming regularity.

It's like the Cinemassacre reddit but with 200 percent more girlcock.

 

[Spectacle Enjoyer]

Also something worth mentioning is that PaladinBoo is an unironically unmedicated person suffering from schizophrenia which would explain lots
of her schizo posts and constant screaming into the void on social websites.

Oh, the person whispering into Synth's ear about Null's Aryan Goddess Taylor Swift is a schizophrenic? I was wondering where she was coming up with the insane things she was saying.

 

[Tablet County]

Oh my fucking God— @The Boy Who Lived

Please be fucking baiting. Too much raw cringe is unhealthy for me.

When even the gay, auraless furfaggot Meximelt with low IQ and gallstones is praying that you're baiting, IT'S OVER.

 

[Balanced Boomer]