"why are you so sexually invested in us?"
...is that even a correct sentence? can you be sexually "invested"?
also, don't forget that anus equates boxing to having sex (as a clip from their pity podcast showed a few pages back). so... beating down Ian makes the Anusa cum. that's why she willingly shares Ian's IBS stories with the public, it is indeed doing something for her.
(and incel Ian doesn't know any better and nods along like a good boy. Stockholm cuck syndrome.) Maybe that's why idubbbz got into boxing; the only way to get some action for his lazyboner. AND ANISA'S KNUCKLES SPELL "LOVE WINS" AFTER ALL!!!