Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Pointless Pedant]

Can someone verify this?
I never played Brianna Wu's game so I can't say, but I heard it doesn't lag as bad as YanSim.

I've actually never played either, but apparently there's a major bug in Revolution 60 that hasn't been patched.

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

Even taking framerates into account I think YanSim would still come out on top. Actual gameplay, a decent art style that doesn't look like the awful early 90's CGI that killed God, and voice acting that's only mediocre instead of terrible? No contest IMO.

 

[TsumTsum]

Even taking framerates into account I think YanSim would still come out on top. Actual gameplay, a decent art style that doesn't look like the awful early 90's CGI that killed God, and voice acting that's only mediocre instead of terrible? No contest IMO.

Revolution 60 has original models and is debatably finished.

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

Revolution 60 has original models and is debatably finished.

For the former see early 90's CGI that killed god, and for the latter... Well you said it yourself, it's debatable.

 

[A Sign]

Eva goes SJW, but his inflection almost makes him sound jealous...

Aww Eva wants dragon dicks to notice him Ah but too bad she's taken and already manipulated some sucker to be her big busty boobie teen girl

Poor eva gets cucked again

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Eva goes SJW, but his inflection almost makes him sound jealous...

Poor eva can't solicit nudes from this one.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

Eva goes SJW, but his inflection almost makes him sound jealous...

Not gonna lie, the dialogue between the little Zora and the man was cringe as fuck.

And Alex reading it made it even fucking worse.



Also is that what he calls his shitty ideas? "Pushing the boundries of taboo in video games."?

I prefer to call them re.tarded ass decisions that nobody wants.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Eva goes SJW, but his inflection almost makes him sound jealous...

This is coming from a guy with a loli/underaged girl fetish...

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

I'm more curious about "taboo" with him when on the title of yandere sim it says "everyone is 18+"

 

[UniqueHair]

Eva goes SJW, but his inflection almost makes him sound jealous...

The thing that really makes this creepy is that he takes these innocent little conversations and automatically thinks how this dude is OBVIOUSLY gonna plow this fish girl tonight. Because that's apparently the only thing you can do in a 'relationship'

 

[babychan]

Eva goes SJW, but his inflection almost makes him sound jealous...

Now I'm sure this channel belongs to Alex himself. I'll bet 5 dollars.

 

[A Sign]

Bijuu Mike interviews Eva, Its really long and I didn't watch or listen to it so... can someone be the sacrificial lamb and watch it and then summarize?

 

[LongDongSchlong]

Bijuu Mike interviews Eva, Its really long and I didn't watch or listen to it so... can someone be the sacrificial lamb and watch it and then summarize?

OH BOY, more youtuber memes. Fuck.

Also love how insecure he is about having "Complete control"
"If I put your OC in the game, you could sue me!"
Gotta defend them sheckles m8.

 

[babychan]

- Alex considered voice acting
- He want's to put little accessoires in the game for youtubers which will represent them "pink mustache for Markiplier, green leaf for Bjuu Mike"
- If someone donates a lot of money to the kickstarter, they can have their own OC
- Lunar Scythe failed because he didn't have enough hak 'n slash animations...
- He coudn't find easy hak 'n slash animations so he went searching for already existing ones in Unity Store and found animu girl animations.
- He asked himself "How can I make this kawaii animu girl edgy?"
- His friend said: Make her a Yandere
- He went on 4 chan and asked people to hand out Yandere game ideas.
- He started making fetish sim.. uhm Yandere Sim.
- He took animation courses in college
- He was inspired by a game called "Iji" and wanted to make video games.
- He started learning code with game maker.
- He started interning at a game company
- He learned how to make prototypes in unity: "Whoa I can make games now"
- Bjuu Mike: "Coding is so hard omg"
- Yandev: "uh yeah totally "
- "I could get noticed even if YanSim didn't existed because I have so many taboo game ideas"
- "Info-chan, Yandere-chan's mother and Megami are so cool I have so many plans but I can't tell you"
- Even fucking "Whoa Technology" is fucking stolen from 4chan, it was TECHNOLOGY before he just added Whoa...
- He spends a lot of time filming his youtube video's because he's usually not happy with the outcome. "It takes me 10 times to say: Thank you for following the development of fetish simulator"
- He keeps developing Yansim because of 1.4 million people *cough* shekels *cough* but really he wants to quit.
- "I HAVE SO MANY PLANS"

- There was no real story for Yansim in the beginning. He just started making stuff. But as people had expectations he started adding stuff. "What if I throw in this oooh and this oohh" basically a shitshow..
- "My favourite animu: neon genesis evangelion" OK EVAXEPHON
- He can't wait until yansim is done so he can make other games.
Someone asked would you date a yandere girl?
Alex: "No it's not a good idea, they're dangerous." What's the point of Yandere Sim then?

The end


now

 

[Accel_Rider]

He just started making stuff. But as people had expectations he started adding stuff. "What if I throw in this oooh and this oohh" basically a shitshow

Because that's how all great games are made. Add shit until your game is a bloated mess

 

[A Sign]

"I could get noticed even if YanSim didn't existed because I have so many taboo game ideas"

Oh but Alex those are already done! once again you'd be stealing from others! (Euphoria, Night Shift Nurses, and just about any other hardcore fetish heavy hentai series) and youd still cry about twitch banning the game(s)

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

- He was inspired by a game called "Iji" and wanted to make video games.

I love the fact that even though this game inspired him, he can't even pronounce the title right (it's 'ee-jee', not 'ij-ee')

And I just revealed myself as a massive sperg over a game no one else cares about.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Bijuu Mike interviews Eva, Its really long and I didn't watch or listen to it so... can someone be the sacrificial lamb and watch it and then summarize?

Act 1
Eva wants to be a voice actor and grew an interest in other things such as porn and fapping to animu girls.
Bjuu Mike kisses his ass some.

Question 1: Will you add my OC to the game?

Answer: That is an adorable character, I don't think it will be a good fit. One thing I've been thinking about for awhile was putting fucking easter eggs in my shitty simulator, (mention other youtubers to gain more publicity).

If we're lucky he'll put a kiwi accessory in the game when it's "finished", *looks at Osana's progress*

Alex: *talks about stuff and about designs and logos of youtubers trying to sound smart and how he can get sued despite the stuff already in his game*

Question 2: What gave you the idea for Fetish Sim?

Answer: Oh, I had this idea for a edgy slash game. I had like 3 attack animations and one combo it was really shitty and a prototype and more shitty ideas involving sexualization of women.

Alex: I went to the Unity Asset Store, and stole models and anime school girl kits after I put it in MMD then to Maya and rip off the original creators, btw. Hahaha!

Ugh 7 minutes in, I'll never finish it. Don't think I should anyway, someone already did a better job.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

"I could get noticed even if YanSim didn't existed because I have so many taboo game ideas"

Oh, this is what you call your fetishes now?

 

[RK 672]

I love the fact that even though this game inspired him, he can't even pronounce the title right (it's 'ee-jee', not 'ij-ee')

And I just revealed myself as a massive sperg over a game no one else cares about.

I haven't seen this posted (and it wasn't archived), but Alex has interacted with the creator of Iji.
http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=402383 (http://archive.is/jT7nt)