Ok so uh....bout a week ago I stumbled across a Sopranos themed shitpost that inadvertently drew me into the wormhole of watching the
Sopranos for the
foist first time in a three day binge, drowning myself in
Sopranos shitposts and memes again now that I am informed, formulating my own theory as to the ending
(i.e. the last shot was from the perspective of Carmela who was sitting in the chair opposite Tony and who the guy in the jacket wound up hitting when he tried to whack Tony, meaning the scene was in fact the last halfway happy moment of Tony's life before everything fell apart with his kids disowning him and what remained of his glorified crew being ripped apart by the feds), purchasing a Silvio toupee, acquiring gabagool to try for the first time, subjecting myself to intense
CBT therapy to wean myself off the shitty wop-american accent I developed...ya know the usual routine for someone who winds up marathoning the
Sopranos all at once without prior exposure.
The end result is that I have been
utterly out the loop for Pig Man happenings for just about a week. Like I am even averting my eyes to the posts above this so I don't get spoiled so could some fellow fatrick aficionado kindly list in bulletpoints what I missed this time, and I would be much obliged
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had to work very hard to get there. Maybe it's the fat growing into his brain, maybe it's oxygen depravation from Big Nick's gassy gash's methane leak, maybe it's prion disease from his pepperoni, we can't know for sure, all we can know is that we will in fact enjoy prison, because he fatly willed it.
