Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Summer Never Ends]

We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when but I know we'll meet again some sunny day. Keep smiling through just like you always do til the blue skies drive the dark clouds away.

 

[Monopolywheel]

 

[Billy Bong]

It's going to be a very itchy weekend for our boy. Damn that jail not nice.

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Bro, they can't do this to us on a Friday!

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Winter]

Spoiler: more thread appropriate songs

Can't remember who made these, sorry

Goodnight, my crackhead prince...

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Austin is fucking INNOCENT. Clearly Andrew the RAT left all his crack in Austin's room because he's a straight weirdo. This is a slam dunk case of discrimanition for any lawyer that wants to take it (get on it Hardin)

 

[MadStan]

I don't really disagree with what you're saying, just that Austin received that certification many, many rocks ago and current Austin might have more of an issue passing.



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Oh yeah fair call...but it isn't like you ever forget how to play Tic Tac Toe, know what I mean? I mean, even when you're high or your brain is fried, being easily defeated by Tic Tac Toe and stating "If he goes first I'm going to always lose" followed by "Even if I put it in the right square I'll still lose", it comes across as though he never got it. Ever. Unlike most 7 year olds who grasp the concept of it pretty quick.

And come to think of it, when we watch him play BlackJack, beyond the most obvious calls of 18,19 & 20 he has shown a robust stupidity to playing the game. I'm not sure we can blame crack on his retardation, I think it was always there.

I don't think he has ever played life with a full deck, so to speak. And that's OK, we can't all be born with IQs above a Keno Number.

 

[Star Classic]

"Fuck dude" -Bossmanjack's last words

How fitting.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

Riggers rise up!
It will never not be funny, the amount of half schizo people. Who just subsist on interactions with law enforcement.
I think they need to give him his own private room and have his name embossed in the handcuffs.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Gentlemen, thread poosters, Kasino bros, it has been an honor sneeding with you.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I'm gonna miss you all

 

[Catastrophically Retarded]

This one's for you Boss and Kasino.

A tribute in honor of Bossman in case they take him away for a long time.


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[Fartpal]

Right after he lost it all too lol. Past couple weeks have been pretty kino. Thanks to the restreamers and praise the nigger watermark. Will miss the Sneedchat. Been fun boys.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Gentlemen, ladies, it was a pleasure and an honor.
May your crack be crisp, your slots squirt and your juice constant.

 

[artistichead376]

Imagine his going down deep in debt in jail asking for juicers and his not realizing that juicer probably has a completely different definition lmfao

 

[HexFag]

I'm not putting on those damn bars on until I see our boy in custody with my own eyes. I will believe in retard plot armor until the very, very end.

 

[John Ligma]

I can't imagine the lows one must feel burning a $29,000 runup and then immediately being jailed afterwards. Right after spending the last few days burning all of the remnants of your net worth of Counter Strike guns. We love you Austin! Even the lowly rats stand in solidarity in support of a wrongfully jailed Bossman that dindu nuffin wrong.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I can't imagine the lows one must feel burning a $29,000 runup and then immediately being jailed afterwards. Right after spending the last few days burning all of the remnants of your net worth of Counter Strike guns. We love you Austin! Even the lowly rats stand in solidarity in support of a wrongfully jailed Bossman that dindu nuffin wrong.

Don't worry, he hired a lawyer to stand next to him and say 'Yup, that's my client smoking a shitload of crack while on probation, what about it?'

 

[gagabobo1997]

ACAB
FREE MY NIGGA