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Man, I can't wait for this to become reality.
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Toji Suzuhara said:
Lol, she's using nair (hair removal wax) on irritated skin.
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Lolcows are some of the most durable people on Earth. Logic tells you that half of the threads should be in Lolcows of History section of the forum, and yet grim reaper tends reject them.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Lolcows are some of the most durable people on Earth. Logic tells you that half of the threads should be in Lolcows of History section of the forum, and yet grim reaper tends reject them.
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If I had to listen to them sperging out about bathtub videos or dear Johns for all eternity I'd do the same
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
Lol, she's using nair (hair removal wax) on irritated skin.
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Her doing something dumb, getting hurt and then sharing it with the internet is in a way not too dissimilar to ancient humans finding out which mushrooms and plants are poisonous and which are not. Thank you for your sacrifice zoey! Never in my life have I ever thought of putting hair removal cream on a portion of skin riddled with infection but now I DEFINITELY know not to!
 
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PhoBingas said:
Can I give Trombonista a roofing hammer for the fight?
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What about a bear hammer?

BinaricHate said:
Her doing something dumb, getting hurt and then sharing it with the internet is in a way not too dissimilar to ancient humans finding out which mushrooms and plants are poisonous and which are not. Thank you for your sacrifice zoey! Never in my life have I ever thought of putting hair removal cream on a portion of skin riddled with infection but now I DEFINITELY know not to!
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Isn't that kinda what lolcows are? They dare to tread where the non-retarded aren't willing to go so we can all learn lessons from their fuck ups.
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
I really thought these online therapy sessions were working.
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Ironically, whenever she is in therapy, she starts being more chaotic(?). Her last run-in with group therapy included things such as taking a shopping cart to her therapy building, where we found out about her obsessive hatred of carrots, when she came back to the forum on a more permanent basis, etc.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Ironically, whenever she is in therapy, she starts being more chaotic(?). Her last run-in with group therapy included things such as taking a shopping cart to her therapy building, where we found out about her obsessive hatred of carrots, when she came back to the forum on a more permanent basis, etc.
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Maybe she's just mirroring the people around her?
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Ironically, whenever she is in therapy, she starts being more chaotic(?). Her last run-in with group therapy included things such as taking a shopping cart to her therapy building, where we found out about her obsessive hatred of carrots, when she came back to the forum on a more permanent basis, etc.
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Probably because of the constant isolation. Someone like Zoe-zo who likes going to clubs and cons and dance parties and what have you doesn't do well without people around them. When she began having a circle of fellow aumiistics who somewhat put up with her antics she started to act in a more carefree manner and to display all of her strange tigress traits
 
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What about a bear hammer?
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At that point we may as well just give her a bear computer!
Sammich said:
Trombonista is really dropping the ball if she doesn't start a "Defend myself against deranged tranny" givesendgo.


I'm actually about half serious lol.
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A Givesendgo to ge Trombonista a strap! I'd donate to that!
 
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