Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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— Commonly known Universal History about humanity.
— Commonly known mythology known and taught in schools
— The entirety of common cinematography historical facts known by everyone.
So by your logic pederasty is fine in the modern world because it was common in ancient Greece and Rome?
 
Wait a minute I just realized something. Claudio is a big time phoneposter, right? Maybe the reason he never thumbnails images is because they look fine to him on his phone.

Speaking of phones, I’ll ask again. Why did you feel the need to wipe yours, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda? What was on it that you feel like you had to delete?
 
We've reached RSDS baby! This is only a good sign for what's to come. I love when my lolcows have this trait.
Listen here, you disingenuous fuck.

How do I have Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome? I would love to hear your response (and how flexible you will force yourself to be by stretching logic).


Quick question: what was on your phone, and why'd you feel the need to delete it?
Grease, dead skin after 2 weeks, and gel spray particles. I used alcohol to wipe the majority off the surface.
 
Grease, dead skin after 2 weeks, and gel spray particles. I used alcohol to wipe the majority off the surface.
He's talking about what was stored in your phone's drive, you fucking braindead mestizo mongoloid.
 
He's talking about what was stored in your phone's drive, you fucking braindead mestizo mongoloid.
All he said was he cleaned his phone and he’s an ESL. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

This is still funny. Why is your phone so greasy, Claudio? Do you not shower regularly? Do you like eating your cheese quesadillas over it?
There wouldn’t happen to be another sticky, white substance on the phone, would there?
 
So by your logic pederasty is fine in the modern world because it was common in ancient Greece and Rome?
Love the strawman. Stay on topic, brown fag.


No one in this thread is trying to illegalize furry porn (Lie).

The main reason I say that is twofold:
1: Claudio has recently demonstrated that he is completely unhinged. He threatened to murder us, regularly tells us to kill our entire families, claims we're all possessed by demons, etc.
You follow behavioral patterns of possessed people as found in the Bible:
— Mocking
— Liars
— Insulting
— Denying you are possesed.

if you truly think all demonic possessions are like in the movies, you out yourself as a gnostic retard.

2: Claudio has no filter. He will regularly share embarrassing anecdotes about himself completely unprompted. Furthermore, he will reveal information about his family just to win the most inconsequential arguments in this thread.
Don't care. I am just proving that I am a victim of circumstances and you just double down, unable to see from outside how that makes you look.

As many of you have pointed out, especially @Sparkletor 2.0, there are a metric fuck ton of holes in his story. It changes at least 3 times every page, for one. I myself pointed out that he exhibits many signs of being a liar before.
Don't make me post the first time I said the story, again. Because I never lied and already said the things I keep reiterating back then.

Your "case" against """"PEDO Claudio"""" (because me being previously a furry doesn't appear to even be of upmost importance anymore, don't lie) are pure conjectures, confirmation bias and no evidence.

The one thing creating doubt in my mind is that I believe that Claudio is genuinely so stupid that he either would've let the truth slip around 25 pages ago or he would have proudly admitted to it by now. Remember: he confirmed his dox with pride.
I was forced to do it, otherwise you retards wouldn't know of my suspects. (You don't have the balls to do anything to me irl anyways)


I'm too lazy to find the actual quote, but @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, didn't you say your mother had to pay to euthanize and incinerate the raped cat? Can you provide (literal) receipts of that, like a bank/credit card statement?
Full stop, right now.

Kill yourself. I am not going to look through 5 years of receipts to find it, and it's likely it was already in the trash because—shocker—we (tried) to move on.

Cold cased always happen, you-illiterate-gringo fucks-that-I-hope-rot in the lake of fire after death for all eternity. You don't know how the world works. You don't know how crime investigation works. You don't know how hard it is to get animal protection laws to be enforced EVERYWHERE, even in USA.

I recommend you all to grab the nearest pair of scissors, aim the blades, closed, upwards while you hold the handle down with a hand, and slam your eye into it.


Man I need to stop skimming through his messages, the shit this nigga admits to without us even questioning him is insane.
Something something confirmation bias something something you suck at this something something.


To be fair, the only reason we even know about the raped cat (who we totally don't know the culprit) is because Claudio randomly mentioned it out of nowhere.
You know exactly why I said it, you are just acting disingenuous just to apply confirmation bias onto me with your peers here.


He's talking about what was stored in your phone's drive, you fucking braindead mestizo mongoloid.
You seem very mentally stable, interesting behavior. 🔭

445 mass shootings in USA on 2024 say hi BTW.

All he said was he cleaned his phone and he’s an ESL. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Disingenuous take for the eleventh time. My sentence was absolutely well structured and measured. You just have an emotional bias already aimed towards me and you just don't want to believe I'm being the one saying the truth, it's basic human psychology.

Your ancestors, and the ancestors of the ancestors, literally did these mistakes. This is why I feel joy at the idea we will all show, in the end, that we are fragile little fucks when we die.

You were born naked, and you'll be put 6ft below naked. And after a while, you'll return to dust.

Wathever you believe you gain from this will be for nothing, it will all be left behind with your corpse.


This is still funny. Why is your phone so greasy, Claudio? Do you not shower regularly?
Apparently different regional temperatures do not exist in your world, cool.

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Too bad that's not reality, isn't it? Let's watch you survive 30 degrees Celsius without being a complete bitch about it, gringo which loves a show made by a jewish pedophile. (AKA Matt "I love getting feet massages from minor girls" Groening)


There wouldn’t happen to be another sticky, white substance on the phone, would there?
Okay homo, calm down.
 
Full stop, right now.

Kill yourself. I am not going to look through 5 years of receipts to find it, and it's likely it was already in the trash because—shocker—we (tried) to move on.

Cold cased always happen, you-illiterate-gringo fucks-that-I-hope-rot in the lake of fire after death for all eternity. You don't know how the world works. You don't know how crime investigation works. You don't know how hard it is to get animal protection laws to be enforced EVERYWHERE, even in USA.

I recommend you all to grab the nearest pair of scissors, aim the blades, closed, upwards while you hold the handle down with a hand, and slam your eye into it.
Getting this angry about being asked for proof does not help your case. Unless you(r mother) paid the veterinarian in cash, surely there's a paper trail that proves that the cat was raped and was not done by you, and proves that this story is even real in the first place and not something you made up to look sympathetic and a lover (in the wholesome way) of animals.

Too bad that's not reality, isn't it? Let's watch you survive 30 degrees Celsius without being a complete bitch about it, gringo which loves a show made by a jewish pedophile.
That's not that hot. I think the majority of us here could survive 30 degrees Celsius.
 
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia 2 years ago.
Sure you did, sure you did. Next you'll say you have BPD.

How? You still claim to like anthropomorphic animals, and admitted to still having a crush on Bowser. You're still a furfag.
Not how it works. If you think you'll force me into that community, you are wrong. If I had to choose between killing all of you with a trolley, or killing a normal furry—

I would kill all of you. I already know I can wait for the furry to fuck himself over in the long term, meaning I get both choices dead in someway.


You do not have the privilege of uttering those words. And here I was thinking you couldn't get any more hypocritical.
Oh, yes I can. Why? Because I am mixed race too, that gives me the perfect parameter to know.


Unless you(r mother) paid the veterinarian in cash, surely there's a paper trail that proves that the cat was raped and was not done by you, and proves that this story is even real in the first place and not something you made up to look sympathetic and a lover (in the wholesome way) of animals.
My entire close family can abide and testify my respect towards animals in general.

But, in contrast, I don't want any of you to remain alive. A liar can't lie if they are dead.
 
Okay homo, calm down.
Full stop, right now.

Kill yourself. I am not going to look through 5 years of receipts to find it, and it's likely it was already in the trash because—shocker—we (tried) to move on.

Cold cased always happen, you-illiterate-gringo fucks-that-I-hope-rot in the lake of fire after death for all eternity. You don't know how the world works. You don't know how crime investigation works. You don't know how hard it is to get animal protection laws to be enforced EVERYWHERE, even in USA.

I recommend you all to grab the nearest pair of scissors, aim the blades, closed, upwards while you hold the handle down with a hand, and slam your eye into it.
You were born naked, and you'll be put 6ft below naked. And after a while, you'll return to dust.

Wathever you believe you gain from this will be for nothing, it will all be left behind with your corpse.

Disingenuous take for the eleventh time. My sentence was absolutely well structured and measured. You just have an emotional bias already aimed towards me and you just don't want to believe I'm being the one saying the truth, it's basic human psychology.
I am literally defending you here. Granted, on something really minor, but defending nonetheless. Why are you so angry?
You follow behavioral patterns of possessed people as found in the Bible:
— Mocking
— Liars
— Insulting
— Denying you are possesed.

if you truly think all demonic possessions are like in the movies, you out yourself as a gnostic retard.
I’m pretty sure if I was possessed I wouldn’t keep a rosary on my person everyday or have a crucifix on my wall. Isn’t a classic sign of demonic possession a complete aversion to the name and image of the father, the son, and the holy spirit? Btw you’ve done all of this and I’m not the one threatening to murder people.
 
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