Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr. Manchester]

There's four of these guys and they can't out argue this woman. The big reason they can't is because Nick is such a fuck up.

Hahaha. WHIPPET TIME WHIPPET TIME

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

>rekieta turns camera off

"WHIPPET TIME WHIPPET TIME WHIPPET TIME" - Keanu

LMAO

 

[Stiffy]

Clippers gonna be busy tonight. But seriously Kiki should leave now, sehe wrecked Nick no need to let the wolves circle.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nitrus voiced and seething

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Another reason Keanu needs to disengage is we all need to take a collective breather before page 9001, and we all do the Dragonball Z thing.

On the bright side all these new red faced screaming Nick caps will make the meme that much better.

 

[Red Dye #5]

I always kind of hated how boomers all acted like they were still in their 20s and never grew up. Now these gen xers are doing. Hopefully funko pops have a toxic chemical and Minecraft gets deleted so millennials and zoomers are not a bunch of 40 year olds acting like they are in high school

 

[Vibralldo]

Clippers gonna be busy tonight. But seriously Kiki should leave now, sehe wrecked Nick no need to let the wolves circle.

As long as she makes Nick seethe and huff she can stay, and Nick's still seething and huffing

 

[Silver Coin Anon]

I like Karl's podcasts and he seems to avoid retardation quite well. Why does he show up to these garbage anti-Steeltoe and NLO shows? They're all fucking retarded and makes him retarded just for being there. Maybe they pay him 2x their money chat income and he owes them time.

 

[Lurking9e9]

His morning voice just keeps coming back for some reason. Weird and Funny!

 

[Vibralldo]

What melton did is worse because he shared Keanu's photos with the world to fuck with keanu

Aaron sent it to 1 person and then they both deleted it

 

[KriegsZensur]

Oh I would love for Keanu to get a message from April asking her to have mercy and leave, and it being very obvious that that happened.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Now Melton claims that posting nudes is 'copyright violation' and not 'revenge porn'. The former lawyer is not correcting him.

 

[TherapyMan]

"Keanu is gonna walk out of this and think, wow I got his ass," -- Moody.

That's because she did, Moody. Despite your best efforts to run defenses.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

"Put sandles on your hands and pick up a phone" - nick, just what the fuck do you mean you whippeted prick

 

[Kakkerum420]

Melton, his orbiters and nick should all be banned from breathing air.

Nick seems to have taken it upon himself to do just that.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

50 dollar jokes really hurt him

 

[Coon Cheese]

Why is there a mixed-race New Zealand guy speaking on this stream? what does this nigger have to do with anything Rekita? I don't need to hear this dysgenic faggot speak.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

She rallied.

And per Nick "she wasn't my mistress; we were in a sexual and emotional relationship.". Didn't deny calling April over when Kayla went to the grocery store, just said "we were in a relationship!"

"You dumb bitch! You dummy! You moron!" Brilliant, Nick. He is going to burst a blood vessel.

And the last time they texted...was January. Ha! Oh, oops, poor nick just KNEW it was October.

Lol now he's like "when's the last call?" And lol she's supposedly so dumb she can't figure out history but he's so dumb he can't tell her how to.

That’s on the level of “I am not gay, I have sex with men and relationships with women.” He is such a bad liar, no wonder he couldn’t a real lawyer.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Its now confirmed the $50 joke ruins Nick

 

[KriegsZensur]

"Keanu is gonna walk out of this and think, wow I got his ass," -- Moody.

That's because she did, Moody. Despite your best efforts to run defenses.

Moody has his broken clock being right moment.