Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KriegsZensur]

Who could have guessed that being boring would give keanu bloodsport super powers? I think it allowed her to remain calm and just deliver the felt.

I mean, she married someone with a character that can reasonably be described as “the cuddliness of a bottle of Italo-American vinegar”.
If that’s what you jive with in your home life, tardwrangling Nick is childsplay

 

[Phil Leotardo]

That story is so gross. Why does he keep bringing it up?

Because he's a mental 12 year old wanting to brag about "destroying that pussy", or something equally repulsive

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I've brought it up multiple times.
Let him win it 3 times in a row then ban him from it.
Create a separate award called the Rekieta Bottom Award or something.
And award it to the worst of the worst people alive. People who prove your expectations for them were low, but they somehow managed to go even lower.

I think a few people have suggested the creation of a physical Bronze Balldo award, to be presented in person for lifetime achievements in lolcowdom. Problem is you’d need a balldo to make the pattern to cast the trophy and that’s just embarrassing.

 

[Sneed Force One]

clip stuff god damnit

These fags don't allow playback until the end of the stream. People will clip when the VOD is available.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Nick sounded like he was going to cry for a bit there lol.

yeah for a minute there he full-on had the mannerisms of a sassy, scorned woman

 

[not william stenchever]

Grand total:
15 whippits done

Those are rookie numbers.

What is Ethan Ralph doing right now?

Detained by ICE

 

[Sneed Force One]

Stallyn19 with a clip, I'm sure the first of many clips on youtube/rumble/bitchute to cover this.

Don't watch an alleged pedo's channel, or give it views, or watch time.

The comments are NOT friendly, Nick is getting dragged

 

[Ygolonac]

These fags don't allow playback until the end of the stream. People will clip when the VOD is available.

just screen record with Bandicam or something. Now Obviously i'm not going to do it, but someone else should.
T. Every single kiwi poster ITT doing the shocked pikachu face when stuff doesn't get clipped.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

BMJ is back in prison probably for the rest of the year. A lolcow you can't milk isn't a lolcow.

The Rekieta Farms are producing quality milk constantly knock on wood.

I’m not going to compare any of the cows disfavorably against each other right now. It’s all too good.

Today was a blaze of glory for BMJ. Gambling all of his CSGO skins after a week of reaching new heights, getting arrested as he is streaming. It’s enough to keep the thread going for a while, I bet.

EDIT: FUCK, I got werked by The Gunt. Ralph’s been flying under the radar a bit more than the others, but his recent nonsense has been a return to form. Getting detained at the border is truly special.

And every other day, Rackets digs his grave deeper. It’s so good, and this thread is so good with everybody reading him like a book. His compulsive need to have the last word has led him to confirm nearly every allegation and theory leveled against him. It’s amazing.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Those are rookie numbers.

Detained by ICE

That was a werk unfortunately

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You guys have lost the plot if you don't think rekieta cares about April. He is an absolute bum loser who married the first slizz who would put up with him for trust fund benefits and has parents who are so used to spoiling the faggot fuck they're willing to re-home crack whores for him in their 70s+. First off he has no clue why April left, he can't even figure out his own mind, that's why he is huffing Galaxy gas 14 times an hour. Secondly, he is a homeschooled faggot NPD lunatic who saw her as this mega babe bombshell accessory that made him a "cool guy" for once, since his own wife is a used up Xanax hole.

I think the reason he cares is because it harms his ego. I also don't think April is completely gone, especially after nicks malding rants at Keanu this stream.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Because he's a mental 12 year old wanting to brag about "destroying that pussy", or something equally repulsive

Porn Brain. Nick has admitted to being a Porn addict which is what lead to all of this. His entire life revolves around Porn and he's spent the last two years attempting to live out all the things he saw in his favourite porn. He even hired a Porn Lawyer.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The amazing part is that I think that Keanu was the best person in that stream. That is an extremely low bar to try and climb above.

Edit: They were so insufferable they made Keanu likeable.

They got embarrassed 5 on 1 and then when she left tried to cope about how she made herself look like an idiot. They should be ashamed.

 

[Lian Xing]

I also don't think April is completely gone, especially after nicks malding rants at Keanu this stream.

He's clearly still seeing her and/or supporting her. He angrily professed his love for April on that NLO stream. We have never seen that kind of emotion from him about Kayla.

 

[john marston]

I feel something that I never thought I would feel ever: respect for Keanu.

Good job, Keanu!

 

[RudyRayMoore]

Please, I hope someone who follow the admissions of Nick, can make a list of new information he volunteered which we did not know before hand.

 

[Schpoots]

KBU (Keanu bore units) are skyrocketing right now.

 

[Captain Manning]

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The comments are NOT friendly, Nick is getting dragged

And that's Stallyn's comments. Which is like "Contested Territory."

It's not like elb, where it's 99% anti-Rekieta.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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I can remember a time when half of Stallyn’s comments section were sucking Nick’s dick. My, how times have changed. Keanu absolutely dominated Nick in this stream.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I don't know what it is about Keanu that makes Nick's repressed homosexual rage flare up more than with other women.