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LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg
Retard quiche alchemy bullshit again. Skipping since it's just insanity to repeat the same retarded recipe and thinking lying about it tasting good will work. At this rate he's going to do this more than he spammed chili, and wonder why he gets no views and only mockery for this fake and gay diet he broke less than a week in.

And I've already dissected this stupid idea several times. Did it with his terrible bread idea and did it with the Carnival Tribble Beggin Borgl.
 

New food news except I don't know what it's about because the volume is so low. How can a former 'professional dj' and owner of a Tech Time channel with several microphone reviews be so ass at volume equalization?
Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.
 
Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.
I just think that he is deteriorating from his prior strokes and refusal to do a damn thing except his half-asses pursual of an unsuitable fad diet. No meds, no physical therapy, no exercise. Just sitting around malding thinking about meat

If he survives anything he’s going to be a Complete hopeless vegetable (ew oxylates) Next
 
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I think the healthiest thing in this is the silicone mold

BTW i wasn't aware that canned chicken breasts were a thing, that thing looks vile
Canned chicken is okay in things like soup or even chicken salad but otherwise, yeah, it sucks. I keep a few cans on hand in case I want easy chicken salad.

Of course fatty puts tons of cheese in it and CHEESE HEALTHY GUD
 
Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.
Jack's had enough strokes now where the damage continues to compound even after the acute events. Because of the damage to his vascular system, his brain is constantly being deprived of oxygen.
 
I wish that fucker would do a Steak Tartare video one day. Imagine this lunacy.
Why wouldn't he? Wouldn't it be K-E-T-O friendly anyway?
Fatty's so gay he think it's gross manipulating raw yolk. He actually went "eewww" when he touched an egg in one of his videos

He doesn't have the maturity to enjoy steak tartare, nor has the skills to make it
 
Funny thing is his body absolutely can't handle ketosis, he'd die
Yeah, if one has diabetes that is not controlled and the person isn't on insulin, a keto diet can lead to diabetic ketoacidosis, which is really bad.

If you have diabetes and it's not controlled but you're on insulin, it's not a big deal, but we all know that fatty doesn't control his diabetes and it's pretty unlikely that he's on insulin given his hatred of BIG PHARMA due to AI botfarm slop on social media
 
More health advice from Jack

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Fatty's so gay he think it's gross manipulating raw yolk. He actually went "eewww" when he touched an egg in one of his videos

He doesn't have the maturity to enjoy steak tartare, nor has the skills to make it
Not really a fan of tartare although I have had carpaccio that was really nice. Similar thing, different origin.

More health advice from Jack

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So how did he get diabetes in the first place? By eating too much sugar and not exercising.

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What the fuck does he even mean by this. I bet 90% of recovering alcoholics are healthier than him. At least they're recovering.
It doesn't. It looks like somebody with some kind of missing chromosome syndrome.
 
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