Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Grotesque Bushes]

And some have the gall to say that he's not in the running for LOTY this year. The king will get his crown.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

I'M MAD! MAD!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

https://potentiallycriminal.locals.com/post/6958596/nicks-nlo-crash-out

Sean soaking in the retardation of the Crackieta chimp out is far better than the boring iDubbz purgatory the Casino is pushing right now.

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I hope the vod will be there for those of us who can't catch it live.

 

[Kheapathic]

I can laugh at Nick over all the dumb shit he's done for this past year. But somehow, having your mistress stay at his parent's house, whether they're there or not, just fucking sounds hilarious. Even if they're not there, saying he sent her to his parent's house; makes it sound like she was hanging with Bob and Celeste.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Have you ever thought about MY responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you that Aaron ATE my GOO??

 

[Vibralldo]

I can laugh at Nick over all the dumb shit he's done for this past year. But somehow, having your mistress stay at his parent's house, whether they're there or not, just fucking sounds hilarious. Even if they're not there, saying he sent her to his parent's house; makes it sound like she was hanging with Bob and Celeste.

Based on how they were covering for and enabling him they probably were around and offered to host her knowing full well that she was his mistress

 

[Soapmore]

No requirement. This is 100% free

Thanks, I'm watching, even though i know you could capitalize on it and think you should, but thanks.

I have to say, I've been critical of Keanu before, but she is entertaining the heck out of me right now. It's so easy to make Nick flip out, no wonder this guy cultivates an echo chamber. He can't tolerate any real dissent. Good times make weak men.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Have you ever thought about MY responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you that Aaron ATE my GOO??

All streams and no whippits make Nick a dull boy

 

[RaptInPlastic]

All streams and no whippits make Nick a dull boy

Considering the whole dry drunk psychosis of The Shining it's almost too appropriate

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

https://potentiallycriminal.locals.com/post/6958596/nicks-nlo-crash-out

Sean soaking in the retardation of the Crackieta chimp out is far better than the boring iDubbz purgatory the Casino is pushing right now.

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I may need to make a locals account...

 

[Nana_Feeder]

He was still day drinking during Rittenhouse though.
But I’ll tell you what my theory on that is. Rittenhouse was directly after Nick got the big boost for his mostly sided feud with Ralph. And almost anyone can look good when Ralph is your opponent. And Ralph happened almost immediately after Alpha cuck Jack Murphy happened. So a lot of kiwis were willing to overlook stuff in favor of laughing at Ralph and Murphy. Especially when Ralph was also streaming Rittenhouse and did so alone in near dead silence.

The first time I tried watching Rekieta was when I heard about him via the Jack Murphy drama. I was waiting for some epic dunking, but then, even during his supposed peak, I thought Rekieta was painfully boring. If someone can share a good video of Rekieta shitting on Jack Murphy, I'll give it another shot. But I'm more convinced that everyone here in 2021/2022 was just retarded and has wised up in the last 18 months.

While we're on the topic, where's the daylight between Jack Murphy and Nick? Nick doesn't copyright strike videos and Jack doesn't give his kids coke and lead all of his friends into ruinous lawsuits. Advantage: Goldman.

That said though, Nick’s appearance at the Blaze always irked me and I complained about it even back then. Ralph was definitely invited first and Schafer definitely invited Nick to be a surprise gotcha for Ralph and this was only found out because that other retard spilled the beans live on air.

And prior to the cocaine spiraling, this is where the cracks in the Rekieta dike started forming. Why is it that this guy who claims he's so above drama constantly finds himself wading in it once he found an easy target?

Nick was always good at dogpiling, but he never had the balls to be the tip of the spear.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

50 DOLLARS

YOU LAUGHED ABOUT IT

50 DOLLARS


He’s actually seething that it was only 50 bucks, amazing. The KNU posting will never cease now.

 

[Stiffy]

Keanu entered the kitties den (because Mapton and his merry band of Aaron obsessed a-loggers are all coward pussies) and singlehandedly...
1. Ripped Nick's phony narcissist mask right off his beet red face.
2. Shut Melton up, aside from a few times where he Balldoguarded
3. Caused Moody, Melton's little side monkey to sperg out at her for damage control
4. Made Rocco, and his cum rag puppet Tookie leave the show early
5. Made Karl look like a deer in the headlights on his own show.

The only thing she messed up was not leaving as soon as Nick rage quit and walked off like a child to huff some Galaxy Gas. Leaving right then would kill him since he would not be able to respond back.
Sticking around allowed these shitheads to regroup and circle the wagons again, but overall she held her ground.

Observations- Nick tried to play Lolyer and cross examine her about the last time April texted her, and the last time she did cocaine. She called him out on that.
Mapton accused her of getting his NLO Xwitter main nuked, but said he didn't care Lol Oh okay!
Nick was called out for taking a nitrous break, and he literally said I had to step out to "drive my daughter" somewhere, did anyone else catch that?
Mapton finally acknowledged his pedophile song "The Matador" after Kiki called it out, and his excuse was "That was thirteen years ago!" It was about two very young children having sex on the playground, or something. Note- more than a few Meltonites commented in the live chat that that the song is awesome.

 

[Nana_Feeder]

I can't believe that Nick was stupid enough to consider the pedo a friend \ supporter.

The most retarded part of this alliance was Nick and MAPton thinking a tweet here and there declaring they aren't friends was a sufficient legal shield from any repercussions stemming from hacking into Aaron's account.

 

[oh no im late for school]

With all the whippet talk, I will share this interesting stream.
I hope someone clips the first 6 seconds.

EDIT: Clipped it myself.
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i think he's just plugging in his iems here

 

[TurdThrower]

She would've fared even better if she familiarized herself with threads on Melton and Rekieta.

I agree but I still think that she did an excellent job considering
1) She's not used to internet bloodsports;
2) It was 1v4; and
3) Hostile chat/crowd that had the advantage of distracting her with text to speech.

I've talked mad shit on her before but I have to give her credit because she was dealt a shit hand with everything against her in this interaction and she still made Nick fold. He was yelling, cussing, calling her a stupid bitch, getting a case of the red ass, leaving the stream, and forgetting to do his stupid fucking cope laugh. She made this anniversary great! Here's to fucking next year!

 

[Soapmore]

Man, watching Nick fuck with Keanu while she's crying about being abused... I've always had a "live and let live" or "live and let die" viewpoint of people, but watching Nick kick her while she's down, while she's being vulnerable... It really makes me want to kick his fucking teeth in.

[EDIT to add]: And Melton, these fucking weak men. I'll have faith in God and that life will take care of these creeps, I just have moments where I wish I was the instrument.

 

[Vibralldo]

literally said I had to step out to "drive my daughter"

Is that the thing he claimed to be 2 hours late to was?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

The stupid driving kids around nonsense really needs to stop. It's so dishonest, and it's played out as fuck.

 

[Vibralldo]

Man, watching Nick fuck with Keanu while she's crying about being abused... I've always had a "live and let live" or "live and let die" viewpoint of people, but watching Nick kick her while she's down, while she's being vulnerable... It really makes me want to kick his fucking teeth in.

[EDIT to add]: And Melton, these fucking weak men. I'll have faith in God and that life will take care of these creeps, I just have moments where I wish I was the instrument.

That's the best thing about Nick

He's a genuinely awful person and you can make as cruel a joke about him as you want and he will always deserve worse!