Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 193 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 215 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.7%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 447 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 478 20.2%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,363
It’s funny that hasan, idubbbz, and company being full of childless degenerate porn sick behavior is calling this long term committed family unit king of incels
it really is funny when you look at these peoples relationship situation
the women among them are internet prostitutes (anisa, denims)
the men among them are depraved perverts (horse porn vaush, hasan at the diddy party) and pathetic cuckolds (anisas husband, hasan when he dated a porn star)
none of these are in any position to lecture a married father of two on anything related to sex and relationships
 
Trying to phone book one of the people associated. Got his insta, archiving as I'm typing this. Will edit with updates as I find info.
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One of the things that caught my attention was this guy who promoted the podcast on reddit. Posted spam numbers calling him from his local area code.
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It’s hilarious imaging a scenario where Anisa or her husband got a skull in the mail, I’d speculate Anisa would unleash a bunch of BPD tantrum tweets and Iancel (The Raped) would cry on stream saying “IM SCARED FOR MUH WIFE :(

Looks like Ian’s 30% filled empathy tank isn’t really functioning well.

And regarding Ethan’s trashing on social media, Ian being a late, mid-20s virgin isn’t even old news or some shocking revelation. I think without even knowledge it would be pretty easy to guess this type of scenario emerges from some timid, insecure and inexperienced guy falling for some toxic, exploitative whore as a first experience and then latching onto it.

I’m pretty sure she bragged about taking his V-card on some old discord chat as of 2016/2017, it seemed like a power trip for her. She just chose sexually-inexperienced, naive men as they haven’t had enough experience to realize they’re developing feelings for some cum dumpster. That’s not necessarily an uncommon occurrence, especially through social media.

I first encountered Anisa on social media around 2018/2019 being criticized for her hypocritical, overemotional and idiotic behavior. Back then she was referred to as “Idubbbz GF” and now it’s shifted dynamics to call Ian “Anisa’s Husband” (go fucking figure). Back then I remember being surprised Ian was plowing some obnoxious titty-streamer but I just brushed it off as he was desperate and she wanted his money. However I was more surprised he was dating a bitch who was unable to control her ignorantly stupid loud mouth; especially with his online reputation.

If you look back at this situation, even starting in 2016-2019 in hindsight all of the warning signs/red flags were there. Even as a 26-year-old virgin, if he was more secure and had self-identity, he could’ve fucked, realized she was a toxic whore streamer then ditched. But nope, here we are.
 
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It’s hilarious imaging a scenario where Anisa or her husband got a skull in the mail, I’d speculate Anisa would unleash a bunch of BPD tantrum tweets and Iancel (The Raped) would cry on stream saying “IM SCARED FOR MUH WIFE :(
I think they're self aware enough not to do that. It would probably just be a bunch of food and Anisa outside posting to show how unbothered she is by it.
 
Trying to phone book one of the people associated. Got his insta, archiving as I'm typing this. Will edit with updates as I find info.
Found the only discord invite that hasn't been blocked or pay walled. If someone wants to scrub or skim their discord it's up to your discretion.
Reason as to why I keep posting about this is because this person had some fame at some point for making 2 whole Twitter posts then getting forgotten about. One who works for the onion supposedly even though they don't list him on their website.
 
Ian credits his transformation partially to touching grass, where the grass is his wife, Ian always wanted a partner that challenged his ideas and Anisa challenged his ideas on everything (he quickly corrects this to say many things), it was a "slow and insidious" process but Anisa gave him a woman's perspective as well the perspective of various other minority groups
There's no more out of touch people like the Jomhas, even if they touched grass it's likely fake or a brought, sterilized lawn. The only person you are frquently talking to is Anisa and maybe Dane, not much of a variety and wide perspective on the world.
but his podcast isn't creatively fulfilling or enjoyable for him and that he's the liberal Keemstar
Is your podcast is so much better Ian? It's pretty clear you're very upset how unsuccesful the SRMC are and fully on cope about it.
Ian says Ethan should've done a vibe check by looking at Ian's Twitter and that by not doing this Ethan is actively starting a fight with him
Ethan did it, that's why he reacted that way and called you out for it, you retarded sperg.
They start discussing the Content Cop, the hosts glaze Ian for being stern and having biting moments, yet gaslighting acknowledging that he's a heccin human and valid, Ian appreciates this and claims that he was being sincere (he wasn't) and that Ethan and his fans saw this as fake and gay (they were right to do so)
Anyone who is not a Hasan orbiter and HAMAS supporter could see this is a very disingenious video and the definiton of slop.
Nothing was sincere in this video, maybe the one where he wanted to beat Ethan for calling him a poo-poo head.
He should rename Crooked Content Cop Presents.
One of the hosts asks what Ian thinks would take for Ethan to realize the error of his ways, Ian responds by saying Ethan would need to lose a lot of money, as the money is power to him (such as using it for lawyers or for his employees to not talk back to him (which can be proven false by watching any episode of the H3 Podcast where it seems like the only reason H3's crew are there is to tard wrangle him from having fun))
I think the theory about them being broke is real and the jealousy towards Ethan and Hila is also likely real.
One of the hosts asks if Ian's confidence in his older videos was really just male insecurity, Ian responds by saying "100%, yeah"
Then why are you bringing back the old content again?
Ian admits that he has a hard time connecting with older friends, claims he had friends who were more moderate had "a tremendous amount of uncomfortableness and guilt" around him and feel like they were being judged him for not apologizing for something
You are a fucking sperg, you act like a creepy weirdo, no wonder your old friends don't want to spend more time with you and tolerate anymore your "lovely" wife.
One of the hosts asks Ian how he deals with "bad-faith criticisms" like the ones from Ethan and brings up an IG story of Ethan blaming people like Hasan and iDubbbz for the Holocaust Memorial Museum shooting, Ian says that he's working on his next video which will be about concern-trolling, Ian then says dealing with such things is hard and he doesn't like dealing with it, which is why he liked making the Content Cop as he got to make one big punch and "let it stew amongst themselves"
I don't think Ian knows what "concern-trolling" means, but he will surely twist it in ways noone will recognize what the video was about.
Ian says Ethan making fun of him on IG stories is weird and creepy behavior that comes from an insecure place and wishes more people would recognize it as such
I guess you are not used to former allies, friends making fun of you so you have to cope and gaslight others to direct away attention on you.
Ian says that he doesn't want to talk to a strictly left-wing audience and say that's his new audience because that's what Ethan did and it's "lame loser shit" and that you're not acknowledging where he came from and is swinging onto the next branch
I have a sad news for you, after 6 months you will be forgotten even by most of the left wing audiance, you will be lower, than a dog and will whimper for their attention just like Micheal Beyer (from Philadelphia) does. E-begger arc is coming soon.
Ian cosigns the statement that "marriage was like a Content Cop for his soul"
This is the gayest sentence I've read/heard from him.
The conversation shifts to Joe Rogan with the hosts calling him the "Joe Rogan of the left", Ian talks about how he admires how Joe Rogan is able to understand many perspectives and get along with a lot of people but makes sure to talk about how he doesn't approve of Joe Rogan's politics and that he has too much money
Joe Rogan is not very interesting on his own, but he is easy to get along with and he can talk and isn't awkward to hang out with, unlike Anisa's husband. You will never will be succesful as podcasters, Ian, I bet you already abandoned the SRMC podcast.
Most people like Joe Rogan imo, because his podcast give you the vibe of cool guys hanging out, chilling, talking about interesting topics while smoking and drinking.
Ian claims to be obsessed with boxing and that he'd like to get a win (a complete 180 from when he was saying he doesn't even like boxing)
Ian, you hate boxing, it's obvious from every movement you do when you are boxing. Just stop and "put the fries in the bag".
Anisa and Ian are planning to move back to Canada in the near future, they will be rebooting the squirrel videos
This is where they were the most inconsistent with. Few months ago it was LA or California, now it's Canada again, few weeks later it might be Austin.
Canada would be a better choice, they would quickly realize how bad things are there.
 
Anisa was not invited to the wedding. No bride-to-be would want their special day to be ruined and upstaged by someone like Anisa, who would definitely ruin it by committing a wedding faux pas (Wearing a slutty outfit, wearing a white dress, or just being a drunk and annoying, etc).

I actually think Anisa getting an impulsive buttersnake tattoo on the same day as the wedding was no accident, I think it was due to her being insanely pissed off that she wasn't invited. Whenever she's pissed off, she always changes how she looks and/or spends a lot of money, she also "punishes" Ian somehow (In this case, spending his money and running off to another city to be alone with another man).

The only way I could see Anisa being invited was if Ian was told to keep her under control, and that pissed her off so bad she decided to punish him by not letting either of them go, and then she furthered the humiliation by publicly getting an expensive tattoo while Ian stayed behind like the cuck he is.
I am thinking that she was the plus one.

That's exactly why she picked him. It was supposed to be a status thing. Apparently she didn't even get to pick which back tattoo she got, he just released some and I guess they got assigned randomly?? Or it was first come first serve for picks? I don't know, the whole situation is retarded. I'm not trying to defend it, just explain the dumb story lol.
The worst decisions in every situation.

OK, the iDubbbz segment is starting (Hasan vs ADL first) https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

H3H3
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Hasan's wiped his whole Discord after the murders occured.
It is not like the data can be recovered or the chats were screenshotted over the years. Oh wait...

Didnt max's wife have a huge problem with anisa? I vaguely remember something like that. If so, why would you invite her to the most special day of your life? (Imagine having anisa at your wedding, jesus)

It probably was actually more complicated than we know. There were several factors at play and the "uhm we cant come because uhm anisa has to get a tattoo" seems like a blatant excuse.

I have a feeling that at least anisa wasnt invited, who then maybe forced ian to not go either.

But all in all i think ian drifted apart from max anyway. Just recently max and chad where in ians homestate, but they didnt hang out. That friendship is def over
I can see her be willing to play ball for one day even if she hates Anisa.

This sphere of Ethan, the Johmas and Hasan & his goons really needs a name. The only thing I can think of is the Forever Wars.
Leftovers is the one they used so I think it is the most fitting. Leftovers War?
 
He's just using the weapons of woke twitter against them. Noah calls that guy Cameron a pedophile for sleeping with a 16 year old when he was 19, so by that logic Anisa is a pedophile too.
I went to dig for the Akaadian lore, and it seems that around the 16th September 2017 Anisa had a livestream where she admitted Akaadian was 17 when she started dating him and complained about it because she had to pay for shit. She deleted the stream afterwards. (misinfo?)

Lots of numbers flying around, but to set the record straight here's the timeline:

Ian Johma (né Washburn) birthday: October 1st 1990
Anisa Johma birthday: June 25th 1993
Akaadian birthday: December 26th 1996

She posted the day counter because he's almost a 1997 baby...
Akaadian removed every post of Anisa from his instagram after she cheated on him.
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Anisa and Akaadian celebrate their 1 year anniversary in 2016, close to October when when she cucks him with idubbz
If they were dating in 2015, before December that means he was 18 and she was 22 after June.

Since Anisa and Ian started dating in 2016, that means that Ian was a virgin until the age of 26.
Got this gem from reddit:
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Virgindubbbz till 26. What's sad is that Ian at the time probably thought he landed a big titty streamer trophy gf. Even if Anisa was absolutely insane and humiliated him for clout, idubbbbz at least had the cope that she had big tits, was good to look at, the sex was good etc (at least thats what i think inceldubbbz cope was).

BUT THEN, she cut her hair short, removed her tits, got all those tattoos, doesn't shave for him, started an onlyfans, got political, ruined his career, AND STILL CONTINUED TO HUMILIATED HIM. So the cope that she's good to look at doesn't even exist anymore. Is anyone more RAPED that cuckdubbbz
 
doubt anus has a piss fetish because on her discord she complained that Mr. Johma pissed on her on the shower.
are we sure that's complaining or gloating, like "tee hee look how freaky we are", because i remember her bragging about her sexual experiences to Chris raygun on stream.

also given their relationship dynamic, if anisa didnt like it and ian pissed on her, im sure she'd literally cut her dick off (which might actually have happened).
 
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Does it count as losing his virginity if he has never done it without a condom?
It's like driving but only with a learners permit and you need your mom or dad in the car with you.
Sure you did the act, but it's not the same. You didn't really feel it.
Until you do either without the protection (condom for sex or parental supervision for driving, hoping the two never mix) you don't understand the difference.
 
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She is desperately trying to find things to take photos of and it’s all so depressing looking. The people are not impressed

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She's drawing on the sidewalk using chalk? What is she fucking 5 years old?

This sphere of Ethan, the Johmas and Hasan & his goons really needs a name. The only thing I can think of is the Forever Wars.
Collapse of the Rapeverse
 
This makes so much sense to me. Proper etiquette when inviting a married couple is to address them both. Plus one-ing her would be a very formal way to quietly snub her. And it would explain why she acted like such a fucking tard. If it's true it's super funny imo.
I say plus one but really, I do not mean it. She was invited. Max and his wife are decent, tolerant people. They would totally put up with her for one day if she did not do something stupid and there were others to distract them from her. They would not invite Ian without inviting Anisa. That would be an Ian move, not a Max move.
 
I say plus one but really, I do not mean it. She was invited. Max and his wife are decent, tolerant people. They would totally put up with her for one day if she did not do something stupid and there were others to distract them from her. They would not invite Ian without inviting Anisa. That would be an Ian move, not a Max move.
Fair enough. I don't really know anything about Max and his wife. Altho I do find the idea funny I guess I have to revert to my previous working theory that Anisa and Ian are just truly terrible, awful people. Feel kinda dumb for almost giving them an out tbh.
 
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