Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

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Get your scouters ready.

Incredibly low effort, late and rekieta, but it's something.

 

[TheTractor]

Nick losing his shit while backed by 4 other pdfs sweeping for him trying to own Keanu is not something I had on my bingo card.

That flat skank managed to come out on top by miles looking reasonable and cool while Nick was screaming like a petulant child doing whippets break every 15 minutes.

This is the final desesperate balldo defense of the bunker in 1945 before total webcam suicide and burning the corpses.

 

[Vibralldo]

The lowest part of the night for me was when Nick first left in a rage-filled shame after Keanu started reading the text messages from April. Then he only came back after Pedo Melton and co. started making her cry by bringing up her abusive ex so he can further pile on the crying woman that was being reminded of her physical abuse because he couldn't actually win a normal argument against her.

He's lowlife scum that piles on crying women because he's too much of a pussy to argue with them on equal footing. You know he does the same type of shit to Kayla and the kids

https://www.calendarr.com/united-states/countdown/1-aug/ 68 days 16 hours 15 mins 16 seconds as of right now. 0/80 hours of community service completed.

I'd say that stream should count because it was so funny.

 

[MooseMuha]

Melton's brown boy's thoughts on how things went:

 

[woodedbag]

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FAGGOT ALERT

 

[AltisticRight]

Yeah, brown sheep shagger, it's not like we had to sit through an NLO/WATP stream which is as unwatchable as hers.
At least even her voice is more tolerable than the fat smug paedophile's.

 

[Vibralldo]

That's basically what I mean. The meltdown and coping.

I say it should count for 2025 because that's when it'll be available. If it counts for 2024 then it'd never be able to win any awards because the 2024 voting is already over.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Correct, except Chris Chan. But I would say getting mad at parents for not talking about bedroom activities when he was a child was suspicious. Very sus.

Let us not rush to conclusions here, with his effeminate tattoo-saga and taking the girliest mirror selfies imaginable him trooning out is not even unlikely at this point.

His repeated mentions of deep interest in his parents sex life with his swiss-cheesed nitrous brain makes them prime targets for when he, after having lost it all and finally coming out of prison has to stay at his parents house ''just to get back on his feet''.

 

[Soapmore]

Bearing even has a take on this.

FELTED.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

I'm not quite fluent in retard, but I think he's suggesting she abuses coke too

So he's basically at a "takes one to know one!" level of insult here

Yeah, it is either insinuating use of coke, or to remind her of abuse by an ex.

 

[KriegsZensur]

Late and gay but

OVAH 9000

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Melton's brown boy's thoughts on how things went:

Moody is such a fucking retard.
No matter how often and how loud they scream the claims about Aaron, they still aren't true.

April took back the abuse allegation that Nick made from her account and the picture taken by Aaron was taken with Kayla's consent in his studio, with her posing in the nude for him to take a picture of.

So the person who is incapable of absorbing new information is Moody and the other faggots who are still repeating the same dumb lies.
Nick is the abuser who got April addicted to Cocaine, who's daughter tested positive for cocaine and who is on probation for a stayed charge of felony possession of cocaine.

Go fucking kill yourself Moody, and make it a murder suicide pact with Nick, you worthless piece of shit.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick definitely thinks he "won" that stream. He set the record straight on Keanu's degeneracy and defended his whore April. For the next 48 hours, he's going to be tweeting up a storm about this. Ever since his "interview" with the guy who huffs Keffals farts, this is exactly how Nick Rekieta "wins" arguments.

In PPP voice: 9000 PAGES OF PURE UNADULTERATED BALLDO FILLED DEGENERACY

In Nick's mind, his unhinged fury is evidence both of being right (and righteous) and of totally slaying. Being called out on his lunatic lies and getting btfo do not compute. He thinks "you bitch/you're so dumb" are actual and clever debate points and owns. And he has no idea how much of himself he exposed last night. That was a great watch.

I think she's terrified. That display of rage and gaslighting was some of the most egregious terror-inducing behavior I've only ever seen in fiction. And I'm pretty tough. Keanu too (who knew?).

Can you imagine living with that when you're a rural evangelical MN girl?

I know this is a Reddit-tier comment, but I can imagine that Kayla is just the walking dead of trauma.

And of course, she has choices, but we all know Nick would get in her face and screech "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. JUST TRY IT!"

I get trauma and I know that living with a narc can destroy your soul - and while a victim is still a victim and less bad overall, at some point - well, codependency isn't good, either. Not "evil," but not responsible. But if the consequences last year didn't wake her up, she is either sub-50 iq and incompetent, or they are a unit and this is her choice at this point. And if she chooses to play ostrich, it wouldn't surprise me, bc the reality of him and herself and their marriage is grim.

Another comment about those dipshits on the show: As Keanu pointed out, they all refer to Aaron "beating the shit out of April." The reality, undisputed by no one, appears to be that he aggressively/ angrily grabbed and squeezed her hard, and he also got in her face, maybe pushing his forehead into hers (the report and retelling vary slightly). Absolutely violent behavior, and that coming from a big guy (one who boxes for fun, no less, and who also has made some dubious decisions in anger or retaliation in the past) can be absolutely terrifying. Again: violent.

But. It's not "beating the shit out of" her, which was a partial point Keanu made - that they were mischaracterizing it. ...unfortunately, it's a hard point to make, bc the low-hanging fruit, which of course they went for, is to twist it so she ended up talking about her own things and also being pushed toward suggesting that "my abuse is worse than yours.". It's an annoying tactic, because a lot of things can be true at once: violent physical abuse is violent physical abuse; yet it is also accurate that being tied up and tortured in a dark room for 3 days is worse than getting shoved aside as someone storms out of a room.

...But my original point was: they exaggerate and play up Aaron as "beating the shit out of April" and tried to criticize Keanu for downplaying it, but when she mentioned her ACTUAL experience of getting the shit beat out of her, literally down on the floor and a broken wrist, they mostly glided right by it, some mocked her for having a catch in her voice talking about it, and some criticized her for her choices in men/ poked around about Geno. I hate that kind of intellectual dishonesty and crass tackiness.

That aside, I'm still laughing at Nick "bottom tier college and junk law school" Rekieta mocking Keanu for where she went to school.

• Charleston's 66% (56% within 4 years) graduation rate at least beats SMSU 49% (27% within 4 years).
• And its 75% acceptance rate is more competitive than SMSU's 92%.
• Charleston is #9 in its region (South), vs SMSU'S #109 in its (Midwest).
• Charleston is also #4 in "Top Public Schools," in the South (which list appears to exclude the best public universities, but rather be smaller, regional, or niche schools), whereas SMSU appears at #39 on the comparable list for the Midwest.*

So GO OFF, Nick. Yeah, she's so dumb she went to a better school than you did.

*(All stats from US News, except overall grad rate, which came up in the Google search summary).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Correct, except Chris Chan. But I would say getting mad at parents for not talking about bedroom activities when he was a child was suspicious. Very sus.

Nick is just a horny pervert. He made people strip in his dorm because he’s a horny pervert. He did male cheerleading to touch women because he’s a horny pervert. He buys a bunch of sex toys because he’s a horny pervert. He brings a suitcase full sex toys on trips because he’s a horny pervert. He brings up his favorite pornstars because he’s a horny pervert. He forced his wife to have sex with other men because he’s a horny pervert. He still keeps in contact with April because he’s a horny pervert. He wanted to know more about his parents sex life because he’s a horny pervert. If you ever want to know why he does those weird sex jokes or hangs out with the pedoverse it’s because he’s a horny pervert. Honestly just transition at this point Nick. You’ve got all the calling cards of trooning out and wouldn’t it feel good as a horny pervert to parade around in a dress? You even get mad at women like a troon. Thing of the escalation it’ll bring to your horny perverted mind!

And good Lord pray for those kids because you know he probably talks about sex in gross inappropriate ways because he’s a horny pervert.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Yeah, it is either insinuating use of coke, or to remind her of abuse by an ex.

Insinuation has been Nick's sole rhetorical weapon since his arrest (when he isn't just flat-out lying, that is). And it's gotten him nowhere.

Go fucking kill yourself Moody, and make it a murder suicide pact with Nick, you worthless piece of shit.

He should start with MAPton.

 

[BathTubShine]

Late and gay just like the man of the hour always.
Congrats on the OVER 9000 pages Pope of Cuckolding!!
Hopefully you have a killing headache from the atleast 16 galaxy gas hits your brain took yesterday.
Cheers!

Funny to see how emotional you get when the crack fleshlight is topic of the day
Your opinions about the ruined body benzoghoul we already knew here.
Cope, Xeeth and mald you balding limpdick junkie.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Moody is such a fucking retard.
No matter how often and how loud they scream the claims about Aaron, they still aren't true.

Social cues don’t seem to be their strong suit, methinks. There were five of them dogpiling on Keanu—constantly calling her dumb and nitpicking the most trivial nonsense. Melton, Moody, and that particularly rotund Melton-adjacent figure keep insisting they aren’t simping for Rekieta. And yet, every time Rekieta launched into one of his red-faced, whippet-slurred tirades, they stood back in reverent silence—completely incapable of even mild mockery.

Truly embarrassing.

They seem only capable of interpreting the world through the narrow lens of “How does this make Aaron look like the villain?” And sure, people on this thread occasionally go overboard with Rekieta too—but at least here, someone will usually call you out when you say something stupid. Meanwhile, they sit in their insular little Discord echo chamber, too far gone in mutual delusion to recognize just how pathetic they look to anyone outside their bubble.

 

[indomitable snowman]

About 1:50:00 into today's STMS, this banger dropped:
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No, that's not Aaron showing how a balldo works in a gay relationship - that's Aaron's impersonation of the the Galaxy Gas canister getting passed around 2-3 other members of the qover while he was still in the balldo bunker.

Spoiler: stream time stamp

Edit to add timestamp'd link.

Wait so the galaxy is not a new thing to cope with no coke or booze?

 

[Lonely khan]

This is probably the end of the MAPton alliance. Nick got snaked hard by him and MAPton probably realized he couldn’t milk Nick anymore.

Rackets will go into a fortress arc soon

The only fortress he can go to is jail.

It's so serendipitous that the footage is releasing during his probation. He can't fortress arc since he pulled a DSP and said streaming was his job to his PO. Now hes gonna be forced to either deal with the fallout or abscond and go to the pokey.

Pray for the kids. Daddy is off the reservation, the wagon, the rails, and his rocker. The emerging horror cow arc is going to make April 2024 look like Sunday School.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Incredibly low effort, late and rekieta, but it's something.
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Now we just need Dr. Matthew C. Harris behind him, lovingly.