Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Melton's brown boy's thoughts on how things went:

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Moody: she walked out thinking she did something, but she didn't and is impossible to engage with bc she doesn't listen [when I mansplain, but that's beside the point] and doesn't change her mind.

Nick (last night): Kiki's such a narcissist! And a liar and a dumb bitch!

These guys are amazing in their blindness and projection.

And lol at Melton last night listing off all the supposed advanced degrees in the room in time #4,587,375 of piling on Keanu as a supposed dum-dum...as she parried 1 rabid asshole and 4 regular assholes while smoking a cigarette and cracking jokes.

Someone above used the analogy already, but it's so dead-on I'm saying it again: Kiki is the head cheerleader, Aaron is the dumb jock (away game this weekend), and the rest of these chumps are - not the smart nerds, not the nice or invisible kids with their own ecosystem, not the alt or square peg/ round hole types, and not the badass loners and stoners - but the sour, petty, obsessive, maladjusted, midwit nest of vipers who are such little shits that they take turns kicking each other out of the lunch table group in the back corner.

 

[Can of Spam]

I didn't think I'd need this again. Spent thousands of hours trying to get it to work again after finding it in the back of the desk drawer. Turns out, the batteries needed replacing. Still works though:

 

[Angry Shoes]

I didn't expect to see 100 new pages and a nuclear meltdown when I logged in this morning. Never change Nick.

 

[MooseMuha]

Meanwhile, they sit in their insular little Discord echo chamber, too far gone in mutual delusion to recognize just how pathetic they look to anyone outside their bubble

Real weird shit going on in there

 

[Cad an Hell]

Are melton fans all O&A forum types? They are retarded but in an unhinged kinda way.

 

[Swole McPole]

Kayla was seriously considering divorcing him at some point during all of this, and he seemed more than ready to make April Wife Numero Uno in exchange.

One of the things that I thought was mysterious was how, when Kayla tells him 'You better get shut of your coke whore or I'll see you in the divorce courts', his first thought is, 'OK, I'd better rehouse her with my parents.'

If I'd tried that with MY parents, they'd have been too annoyed with me to even laugh at the proposition. Similarly, if one of my kids tried it with me, I'm like, "if you're old enough for a sidepiece, you're old enough to support her. No chance!"

So I can't even begin to imagine how this must have played out. Something like this, perhaps?

Nick: "Hey Mom? Pops? Remember how I told you we were in an open relationship now. A foursome, with Aaron and April? Well Aaron has fucked off and jumped ship. Kayla isn't getting any, so she's getting kinda mad about my sidepiece. How about you slip me a few hundred K so I can set her up in a little fuck shack somewhere? It's just money I'll inherit eventually. You might as well pass it over now, right?"

Mom: "Are you having a laugh? Do you have any idea how much cash you've burned though this year alone? What with the payments to Randazza, and then the lawyers for you, for Kayla and for April as well? And now you're coming to us for even more money? You can go and get fucked, you little wank stain. We've indulged your worthless behaviour for way too long..."

Dad: "Hang on, dear. Let's not be too hasty. Perhaps there's some kind of arrangement that can be worked out. Tell me, Nick, how does she feel about sex with older gentlemen?"

Nick: "If you've got cocaine she'll be happy to show you a trick or two. But surely you don't want to be having sex with my girlfriend?"

Dad: "You've just told us that she's not your girlfriend any more. Kayla says that if she can't get a regular pounding from the Toe, your days of bloody bed sheets are over. You need to let the girl move on and there's no easier way to do that than encouraging her to take up with a new gentleman friend."

Nick: "OK, but I have to be able to come visit her for a quick session at least once a week."

Dad: "Agreed. But you do know you'll be eating my goo, right?"

Nick: "Another win for the goddam Toe."

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

..But my original point was: they exaggerate and play up Aaron as "beating the shit out of April" and tried to criticize Keanu for downplaying it, but when she mentioned her ACTUAL experience of getting the shit beat out of her, literally down on the floor and a broken wrist, they mostly glided right by it, some mocked her for having a catch in her voice talking about it, and some criticized her for her choices in men/ poked around about Geno. I hate that kind of intellectual dishonesty and crass tackiness.

These people trying to play the “le ethics” card are downright pathetic.

A similar display of intellectual dishonesty is the outrage over Keanu supposedly being a “bad person” for releasing April’s DMs without her consent. Please. Spare me the moral grandstanding. They’ve never cared about that kind of thing. No one ever stops to ask if Aaron’s okay before publishing his private messages. For them, there are no bad tactics—only bad targets.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It has been 9 hours since Nick last tweeted, fingers crossed he blacked out from whippets and drowned in the shower.

 

[AltisticRight]

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These people are gross and pathetic.

Yuck.


What a slut.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Moody is the biggest faggot out of all of them. He tries to implement social decorum and Snopes fact finding. Let them scream at eachother as much as they want. Even Karl and Melton knew the correct thing to do but Moody kept "well actually muh logic"ing the entire thing.

 

[Captain Manning]

Melton's brown boy's thoughts on how things went:

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Yeah, brown sheep shagger, it's not like we had to sit through an NLO/WATP stream which is as unwatchable as hers.
At least even her voice is more tolerable than the fat smug paedophile's.

Nobody is gonna become a big fan of Keanu out of this. What'll happen is what has already been happening for months now. A few people here will watch her stuff, clip it, and that'll satisfy the rest here. Moreover the people that do for the clips should be shown gratitude.

What Moody doesn't realize is nobody here really wants to watch NLO or WATP either. Melton is a fat pedo who makes people's skin crawl, and Karl is an idiot. The Dabbleverse is so dumb that it took Nick for anybody here to pay attention to it.

His criticism against Keanu is dumb. She went the distance against 5 of those idiots, and got Nick to sperg out hard. Absolutely shamefur dispray.

Does that mean she's "Qween Kiki" now? No, but credit where it's fucking due. There's nothing wrong with acknowledging her W here.

So the person who is incapable of absorbing new information is Moody and the other faggots who are still repeating the same dumb lies.
Nick is the abuser who got April addicted to Cocaine, who's daughter tested positive for cocaine and who is on probation for a stayed charge of felony possession of cocaine.

The biggest failing of these retards is they can't "absorb" that Nick's (then) 8 year old tested positive for cocaine. They can't do that because then they would have to concede that Nick is way WAY worse than Aaron, and they are convinced Aaron is Hitler 2.0 for some reason.

Supposedly somebody yelled out "Nick fed his 8 year old cocaine" at Hackamania, and Melton had them tossed out. You have to ignore a ton of shit to reach the conclusion these idiots have.

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Fucking gross.

Mint Salad is an autistic mentally retarded girl (literally), who ran away from her family before being groomed by Juju and Riley into doing piss porn.

These people are disgusting beyond belief.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[woodedbag]

It has been 9 hours since Nick last tweeted, fingers crossed he blacked out from whippets and drowned in the shower.

Close. I've had two friends die from inhalants, both the same way. Drowning from puke. Galaxy gas isn't just nitrous, it has various chemicals in it the body naturally tries to reject. Same thing with duster and it's chemicals. If you were feeling particularly stressed about something, say a bodycam tape being released to the internet, but for whatever reason you had to turn to the inhalants for a stress relief solution, because, oh I don't know, let's say you're on restrictive probation for other drugs and alcohol that would be your go to, and you decided to take a large enough hit to accidently cause loss of consciousness due to all the stress with nowhere else to turn, often times those chemicals travel directly to the stomach and your body's natural reaction to that is regurgitation. Which is nbd if you fall down forwards, but if you fall back after a quick jolt from a hunched position hitting a valve stem, well, you may be in trouble!

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Quick, someone tell me why Nick won’t Grace Thorp out his “favorite” in a few years. Reassure me

Too old.

 

[Vibralldo]

It has been 9 hours since Nick last tweeted, fingers crossed he blacked out from whippets and drowned in the shower.

Or punched himself so hard he passed out

If he comes back he'll have visible bruising all over his face

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Rekieta literally sounds like a mentally retarded adult every time he does whippets in that video. He will likely get much, much worse if he keeps doing them, and as long as he feels like he can get away with it, he won't stop.

I doubt he will face any consequences from getting high on video while he is on probation because the system is just that broken and unless you kill someone and get caught or your crime attracts major media attention, the whole thing works like a revolving door.

As for Kayla, with everything that he finally admitted in this stream, if she hasn't divorced him by now, nothing will get her to finally do it. I am sure that the way he spoke to Keanu is just a very small sample of how he treats/speaks to Kayla, so that's another lovely memory those kids will have to cope with for the rest of their lives.
And while I will give her the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe she thinks that a divorce would be traumatic for the kids (since she went through it herself I believe?), the amount of trauma those kids have had to deal with at this point is much, much worse than what a divorce would have been, so there is no scenario in which she isn't just as guilty as Rekieta for all the damage done to them.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Moody is the biggest faggot out of all of them. He tries to implement social decorum and Snopes fact finding. Let them scream at eachother as much as they want. Even Karl and Melton knew the correct thing to do but Moody kept "well actually muh logic"ing the entire thing.

Please be patient, Moody believes himself much smarter than he really is and that is a very difficult place to be.

 

[woodedbag]

As for Kayla, with everything that he finally admitted in this stream, if she hasn't divorced him by now, while I will give her the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe she thinks that a divorce would be traumatic for the kids (since she went through it herself I believe?), the amount of trauma those kids have had to deal with at this point is much, much worse than what a divorce would have been, so there is no scenario in which she isn't just as guilty as Rekieta for all the damage done to them.

She is unemployed and cannot be bothered to cook or clean for the sake of her children. The reason she won't get a divorce is the same reason she got married to begin with, she doesn't want to have to get a job.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Here's a good 2 year old video to watch and compare to see just how rotted out Nick's brain has become on inhalants. (It's also really funny cuz he's at maximum seethe.) In this video he use pacing, a variety of descriptive words, doesn't constantly repeat. It's all bullshit, of course, but it's crazy how much brain matter he's obliterated.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

These people trying to play the “le ethics” card are downright pathetic.

A similar display of intellectual dishonesty is the outrage over Keanu supposedly being a “bad person” for releasing April’s DMs without her consent. Please. Spare me the moral grandstanding. They’ve never cared about that kind of thing. No one ever stops to ask if Aaron’s okay before publishing his private messages. For them, there are no bad tactics—only bad targets.

Oh, yes- that's another great example! Which reminds me - I want to hear again what that text she read out said. It kind of got passed by.

I loved how quickly Nick (FINALLY) shut up about her last text & then phone calls with April, when it wasn't "October 27th," as he prissily pronounced a half-dozen times. He did try a half-hearted "well, incoming or outgoing, and for how long?" on the phone calls but dropped dead when she said 3 minutes. For a narcissist like Nick, hearing that other people - people he thought he had cowed or controlled or triangulated into puppets on his strings - were having independent conversations at all, and especially about him, is a massive, massive trigger. Which we all saw. It makes them go ballistic, exactly like Nick did. Pure rage. And impotent rage is the most amusing rage. Doing what Keanu did - remaining unruffled by the rage and even mocking it - pushes them to the stratosphere, because the lack of intimidation and deference completely fucks with their whole self-concept.

Nick's attempts to Perry Mason her on the contact with April and her own coke use since 2015 were hilarious. You just know he thought he was lawyerin' good. But a good lawyer doesn't ask a question he doesn't know the answer to, and he doesn't waste time chasing irrelevant points (not even to show a pattern of misstatements, boy-o, not when it is so unrelated to anything; it's like asking a trial witness in a 2024 murder case what their favorite food is and then springing their high school yearbook from 1974 on them, in which they said it was something different 50 years ago). Wouldn't fly in court, but aside from that, it is just a completely un-clever and patent attempt at a distraction, and also boring.

 

[Captain Manning]

Please be patient, Moody believes himself much smarter than he really is and that is a very difficult place to be.

Moody's intelligence: