Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

So what is the reason that April won't talk to Keanu any more...

"Called Keanu high out of her mind, multiple times. So she did the only thing she thought she could do. I'd rather do something rather than nothing. Did you ever lose a friend to drugs? Tried to call Nick on instagram. Then contacted a common friend. Nick responded that to not worry about it. That he knew what she (April) was doing. Just from the way she was talking, she contacted Aaron. I just want her parent's number."

So from all of that, the sin against April either boils down to
1) Keanu talking to Aaron again to get April's parent's number, probably prompting Aaron to mention the phone call vaguely on his show, or
2) Calling April's parents to tell them what is going down with April.

Maybe...
3) Redeveloping a friendly relationship with Aaron.

April didn't do the smart thing and move back in with her parents to get back on her feet. So I don't think April is on good terms with her parents who don't want April to be strung out on drugs all of the time and tatted up like a Minnesota whore.

Nick admitted he got April addicted to coke, molly, whippits, and more. This likely lead to the breakup of her and Keanu's friendship and possibly friction between April and her parents.

Nick 100% ruined April's life and he lacks the introspection to understand that

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

What's a scouter? I thought it was a seat belt too.

It's from Dragonball Z. It's the half-glasses they wear that can read "power levels", where the over 9000 meme comes from.

 

[AnOminous]

I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind

Huffing nitrous oxide is associated with uttering completely retarded gibberish.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Keanu is an interesting character. She, like Nick, comes from money. Her father is some kind of fireworks executive in South Carolina. Despite her family’s wealth, she is white trash (see: smoking cigarettes indoors, the Walmart wedding cake, OnlyFans, et cetera).

However, unlike Nick, she clearly streams because she likes it. She doesn’t do it for money or for attention, since she can barely break 20 viewers on a live. She just vibes with her scary looking mom for hours and goes “bing bing bing,” punctuated by Geno occasionally yelling in New Yorker. That’s it. That’s her content.

By existing and being Toe-adjacent, she makes the diddleverse angry. The hate is constant, and most of the time, it just rolls off her back. She’s used to it, which is why she kept so cool in this crash-out stream. It was fucking amazing seeing her just smiling at Nick while he lost his shit, lighting up a cig, and telling him to do another whippit.

When Keanu first entered the fray, I hated her, and I hated Aaron just for making us aware of her existence. But now… I kind of respect her.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

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Why does he keep karaterekieta chopping the poor hamster

Abusing animals is second nature to him, like abusing his kids and ''wife''.

 

[AnOminous]

The combination of drug abuse and narcissistic injury forced him to regress back to when his teacher took his transformers. Utterly pitiable display, if he wasn't such a PoS.

His facial expressions in his absolutely impotent rage are precious.

Look how mad he is! Look how he can do absolutely nothing about his anger!

 

[RodgerDodger]

He's literally posted selfies where he looks anorexic. You see these skeletal selfies and are amazed someone can look this skeletal and still be alive.

I think he might be surviving on the limited calories he gets from shooting cans of whipped cream up his nose.

 

[dustnight]

No I don't think so, I don't think she liked it at all...

He can't even muster up an ITS NAWT TRUUUU cope

 

[AnOminous]

Yuck.

This faggot needs to shut up. You are not "sober" if you are doing nitrous. It is a serious dissociative and if you are constantly huffing it, you are not remotely sober. You are barely in contact with reality even when it wears off.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Sean Martin / PotentiallyCriminal commented on the Rekieta bodycam footage, choosing his words carefully.
Evidently, there is talk going on amongst inner circles about the bodycam, plots and schemes a'plenty.

Spoiler: Transcript

Um, Cheugy Show says,
"Late. Thought the brothel was a new type of sandwich." [laughs]. Hey, some people think Null's lying about the body cam. Thoughts? Should I not get my hopes up?"

I'll put it like this, um, Null is in striking distance.
Uh, uh, as, as... You know, give it, give it some time. They're, they're at... As I... I've been, I've been read in on a couple of things. The game is afoot, Chaug, I can say that. The game is afoot.
I'll, I'll leave it that way.

 

[Vibralldo]

No I don't think so, I don't think she liked it at all... View attachment 7406030

He can't even muster up an ITS NAWT TRUUUU cope

"Sorry, honey! Aaron went on kino casino and told everyone what a degenerate faggot I was so now I have to leak all your messages!"

Kill yourself, Nick

 

[AnOminous]

It's all bullshit, of course, but it's crazy how much brain matter he's obliterated.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

I'm glad I'm not the only one. What is wrong with Moody?
I generally have respect for New Zealanders. Is he part Maori?

FUCK NEW ZEALANDERS.

 

[arc minsk]

does nick think yelling at a retarded lady named keanu about his wife threatening to leave him and his whore moving in with his parents as a 40 year old man on a show about farming lolcows is a winning? he'd be better off being quiet and just writing kino casino a check for 3 or 4 thousand dollars and save some of his dignity. what a stupid fucking faggot. he should actually kill himself for the sake of his entire family.

 

[not william stenchever]

The wall has room for Nick's parents

They could use Nick's improperly configured $5,000 (100 KNU) webcam to give the footage a very Ceausescu feel.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Sean Martin / PotentiallyCriminal commented on the Rekieta bodycam footage, seemingly choosing his words carefully.
Evidently, there is talk going on amongst inner circles about the bodycam, plots and schemes a'plenty.

Spoiler: Transcript

"Um, Cheugy Show says, "Late. Thought the brothel was a new type of sandwich." [laughs]. Hey, some people think Null's lying about the body cam. Thoughts? Should I not get my hopes up?"
"I'll put it like this, um, Null is in striking distance."
"Uh, uh, as, as... You know, give it, give it some time. They're, they're at... As I... I've been, I've been read in on a couple of things. The game is afoot, Chaug, I can say that. The game is afoot."
"I'll, I'll leave it that way."

Based on what null's said he's basically been approved to get the bodycam footage and the sheriff's office is just dragging their feet on physically giving it to him for some reason

 

[woodedbag]

does nick think yelling at a retarded lady named keanu about his wife threatening to leave him and his whore moving in with his parents as a 40 year old man on a show about farming lolcows is a winning? he'd be better off being quiet and just writing kino casino a check for 3 or 4 thousand dollars and save some of his dignity. what a stupid fucking faggot. he should actually kill himself for the sake of his entire family.

5 kids in the house while dad is downstairs turning a purple red color just screeching at this random bitch about his side piece that he had moved in with them and hitting his nitrous every 4-5 minutes. wife god knows where. topic of conversation is abuse of women. god bless the internet!

 

[Nova902]

The question I have is will Kayla divorce Nick before or after Aug 1st?
If Nick wants to keep any money he might have left he needs Kayla to take him to the cleaners so Monty doesn't felt him big league.

 

[Neetness]

The question I have is will Kayla divorce Nick before or after Aug 1st?
If Nick wants to keep any money he might have left he needs Kayla to take him to the cleaners so Monty doesn't felt him big league.

She'll never leave unless he goes to prison or dies. She's useless.

 

[arc minsk]

5 kids in the house while dad is downstairs turning a purple red color just screeching at this random bitch about his side piece that he had moved in with them and hitting his nitrous every 4-5 minutes. wife god knows where. topic of conversation is abuse of women. god bless the internet!

i don't think we've seen someone's brain this twisted in a long, long time. he has no concept of reality or public relations or anything. just fucking SCREAMING at some legit idiot who is pretending not to know how to use a phone about how he's actually the cool, good guy because he went to jail and melted down his entire life. and i don't say this as like a threat or in malice; his family will be taken care of and having a family member commit suicide is 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000% less embarrassing than WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS.

 

[AnOminous]

If you can get the other person to start screaming and crying before you, you win, that's it.

This is why Nick lost. Nobody cared what he was saying, just that he was screeching autistically and completely losing his fucking mind. Because that shit's funny.