Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

does nick think yelling at a retarded lady named keanu about his wife threatening to leave him and his whore moving in with his parents as a 40 year old man on a show about farming lolcows is a winning?

Yes. He does. His brain is cooked from booze and drugs and he thinks last night's meltdown was a win.

That's only one reason why he's winning LotY no matter what anyone says.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Of fucking course Nick's parents took in April, how dare anyone get between Nick and his slatternly, drug addict concubine? He's their precious, little, unspoiled boy! He gets whatever he wants.
Our righteous, God-fearing, Pillar of the Church, patriarch, Dan Sletta, would've beaten that heathenous harlot, jezabel Whore of Babylon within an inch of her life.

 

[arc minsk]

dude she pretended not to know how to find the most recent text message for like 15 minutes about the most miniscule shit and that's all it took for nick to become an abusive boyfriend.

>WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE!?!!?!?!?!?!

like oh, okay nick. it was in december, not january. that means you're right the whole time. i guess null needs to delete the kiwifarms now. you win this one you are actually a god and genius and we're all wrong! you actually didn't go to jail and move your whore in with your parents as your wife was filing for divorce and your kid was doing heroic doses of cocaine.

fucking schizo idiot.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does he keep karaterekieta chopping the poor hamster

His seething facial expressions are so hilarious. Imagine being this angry and having no ability to do anything about it. What a weakling.

Fun fact: I don't even know what he's chimping about. I've had the sound turned off the whole time because just the sound of his faggy gay nitrous voice pisses me off. But his angry facial expressions make me laugh my ass off.

 

[dustnight]

The question I have is will Kayla divorce Nick before or after Aug 1st?
If Nick wants to keep any money he might have left he needs Kayla to take him to the cleaners so Monty doesn't felt him big league.

Someday maybe I'll tell the real story of how I divorced my wife to get out of paying a guy I called a kid diddler

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The footage might hurt Kayla more than it does Nick. If the kids are dirty and the house is filthy and drug den like given that she's a woman it will probably impact her reputation and people's respect for her more than nicks. Given that they housed nicks mistress her in laws probably don't like her already, they'll probably blame her instead of Nick and drive a bigger wedge between them.

 

[Neetness]

Just imagine if he had pulled up. Wew lad.

 

[arc minsk]

The footage might hurt Kayla more than it does Nick. If the kids are dirty and the house is filthy and drug den like given that she's a woman it will probably impact her reputation and people's respect for her more than nicks. Given that they housed nicks mistress her in laws probably don't like her already, they'll probably blame her instead of Nick and drive a bigger wedge between them.

i think the rumors were that she was kind of a hermit before but man, imagine that she has to go out in public in a rural area. everyone has to know everything since it was all to the "public" on the internet. she has to show her face in public while nick is continuing to do this shit. like how in the fuck?! his kids have to go to piano class 9 times a day or whatever as they traverse the atlantic ocean for thousands of miles, according to nick, they have to SEE PEOPLE. what a fucking nightmare.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is why Nick lost. Nobody cared what he was saying, just that he was screeching autistically and completely losing his fucking mind. Because that shit's funny.

What Nick was saying was funny too

He admitted that he almost destroyed his marriage, wanted to leave with April, got April addicted to a bunch of substances, had to get his parents to host his mistress, etc

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Based on what null's said he's basically been approved to get the bodycam footage and the sheriff's office is just dragging their feet on physically giving it to him for some reason

I doubt Balldo has friends there. Null seems confident the legal hurdles have been met.

I'm reasonably confident the bodycam comes, but why? Because Skelly confidently stated it wouldn't and this past year has shown he is hopeless with the law.

 

[arc minsk]

What Nick was saying was funny too

He admitted that he almost destroyed his marriage, wanted to leave with April, got April addicted to a bunch of substances, had to get his parents to host his mistress, etc

very chris chan or darksydephil or reviewtechusa behavior. say the dumbest thing possible that makes you look like a giant retarded faggot just so a detractor can't get a win about details that don't even matter anyways. like that's some grade a, distilled, pure unadulterated lolcow shit.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The footage might hurt Kayla more than it does Nick. If the kids are dirty and the house is filthy and drug den like given that she's a woman it will probably impact her reputation and people's respect for her more than nicks. Given that they housed nicks mistress her in laws probably don't like her already, they'll probably blame her instead of Nick and drive a bigger wedge between them.

We know Nick argued with the police, and judging by his screeching at Keanu we can suspect how it looked like.

Kayla was possibly benzoed out of her mind, disrobed, etc. She may look like the real junkie. Channels like EWU may center more on the home so naturally she would be more in the focus.

 

[Wild Irish Rose]

dude she pretended not to know how to find the most recent text message for like 15 minutes about the most miniscule shit and that's all it took for nick to become an abusive boyfriend.

>WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE!?!!?!?!?!?!

like oh, okay nick. it was in december, not january. that means you're right the whole time. i guess null needs to delete the kiwifarms now. you win this one you are actually a god and genius and we're all wrong! you actually didn't go to jail and move your whore in with your parents as your wife was filing for divorce and your kid was doing heroic doses of cocaine.

fucking schizo idiot.

I think it was fucking brilliant. Nick's MO is to act smarter than you and twist your words against you. He does this every time Josh or PPP says something about him. That's how he debates everyone.

When Keanu weaponized her stupidity he literally had nothing to go on other than to totally sperg out.

 

[ShinyStar]

Nick has repeatedly said that he  chooses to do drugs, because it is fun. But even after 15 breaks to have fun with drugs, not a single time when he came back looking happy or relaxed, or like he had just had a good time. In fact, it looked like he  needed those drugs to cope. Just like an addict.

 

[AnOminous]

We know Nick argued with the police, and judging by his screeching at Keanu we can suspect how it looked like.

He THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

 

[del_toid]

Holy shit, I was convinced Anisa and her husband had locked in a LotY win after the last few months of drama but Nick refuses to let go of the title. This is incredible. We're eating good lately, kiwisisters.

 

[Schpoots]

Nick wanting to leave with April, to me, is the most damning thing he said. So much for that happy monogamous marriage.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The footage is definitely going to reopen wounds and cause interpersonal problems for the rekeitas. Maybe it's because in the back of my head I'm imagining the idealized version of her hanging on for the kids sake but secretly, almost shamefully, I kinda feel sorry for Kayla still.

Nicks just gonna look like a dirty lying scumbag, but he already looks like a dirty rotten scumbag. Kayla probably still has a shred of sympathy and dignity in the eyes of the people she knows. If they see her living in a crack den it might cause her to get driven into a corner more.

Given her husband's trust fund and his wealthy parents and their five kids it's probably true that a divorce for her would go very very poorly. Her husband would have better legal representation, better support, more money, better chances in the dating market (crack whores would love him) and doesn't give a fuck about his kids so he would be perfectly happy to dump them on her in return for visitation, he has a backup after all.

 

[Long Time Caller]

His seething facial expressions are so hilarious. Imagine being this angry and having no ability to do anything about it. What a weakling.

Fun fact: I don't even know what he's chimping about. I've had the sound turned off the whole time because just the sound of his faggy gay nitrous voice pisses me off. But his angry facial expressions make me laugh my ass off.

Nah it's kind of better with sound. That's like 20 minutes of seething sped up so it's chipmunk voice, plus it was keyed way down so Barry Manilow could be played over top with cartoon chop sounds on the ham.

 

[Vibralldo]

I doubt Balldo has friends there. Null seems confident the legal hurdles have been met.

I'm reasonably confident the bodycam comes, but why? Because Skelly confidently stated it wouldn't and this past year has shown he is hopeless with the law.

I think it's as simple as the sheriff's office being a small one and just not wanting to spend the manpower despite being legally required to