Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren

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Armz is 39, may as well be 40 already and looks largely(lol) the same as she has for the past decade except gotten fatter and greyer(not a surprise since she's fried her hair over the years with dye) But aged worse? Nah...
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She's allegedly 35 and isn't even wearing the clown makeup she's known for at times that gives Armz a run for her money. It gets worse, here's some older examples.
10 months ago, this still isn't even peak obscurus lupa clown makeup
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2 years ago, hair looks even more like a wig on a cancer patient
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3.5 years ago, christ it's like its getting worse, what even is that? makeup to hide bruises is one thing but this is like she's adding them?
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Here's a video from 4 years ago where she clips herself over the course of a year so you get to see a dozen or so variations of her ridiculous makeup
it includes some amazing shit like the using a sharpie as eye liner... this pic at least she does look better in that she's only 30 or 31 but failing at trying to look like an e-girl.
Lupa really looks like a fucking tranny at this point. And her hair looks like a wig.

Honestly, Armzy looks better than Lupa does and that's saying something.
 
Lupa really looks like a fucking tranny at this point. And her hair looks like a wig.

Honestly, Armzy looks better than Lupa does and that's saying something.
Out of the relatively few females on CA at all, really Ellis and Marz were the only halfway normal looking ones of them. They all aged so badly starting their late 30s, it's hard to explain. Not just the normal age weight gains, but just rugged and so on... Probably what having permanent PMS and anger issues does I suppose to women.

For some reason I'm having a hard time even think of anymore than those 2 and Lupa anyway.
 
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For some reason I'm having a hard time even think of anymore than those 2 and Lupa anyway.
Hope Chapman trooned out and she looks like trailer trash.
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Out of the relatively few females on CA at all, really Ellis and Marz were the only halfway normal looking ones of them. They all aged so badly starting their late 30s, it's hard to explain. Not just the normal age weight gains, but just rugged and so on... Probably what having permanent PMS and anger issues does I suppose to women.

For some reason I'm having a hard time even think of anymore than those 2 and Lupa anyway.
Jesu became a pooner, but was never a looker to begin with, this picture is 7 years old, can't find a more recent one but I also don't want to spend too much time bothering
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That girl with the goggles, apparently she's some artist and somehow involved in fashion in Japan? Had the sense to get away from the silly internet video shit early on
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Pushing up roses other than having lopped off all of her hair in 2022 largely looks the same, but she's also a nutcase
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Elisa, Lindasy's friend, aka Maven of the Eventide still doing the same old bullshit on her channel, gained some weight, doesn't look horrible but clownmakeup... at least done better than Armz and Lupa but also part of her stupid character. Someone who is now in their 30s and never got out of their goth phase in highschool
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Rinry, I can't find anything solid but I'm pretty sure this is her as Lindsay McCormack(looks similar, seems to have done her best to delete everything else from the internet, which would make sense considering how cringe it all was)
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Dena who still has her Cybrocat youtube channel, seems to have a day job in an office somewhere, but hasn't uploaded anything in months. Looks horrendous but near as I can tell was a woman then and still is?
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Other than that, I can't think of anyone else who wasn't just a side character in someone else's videos like Lindsay's fat roommate, whoever the cinema snob was dating at the time, etc. And no I'm not going to count the tranny Diamanda Hagan.
 
Ok, yeah PushingupRoses for sure, I've followed her well but sometimes it slips my mind she was in CA, since I never really saw anything she did on there and was way down the list. I know she's insane and was doing Onlyfans for awhile, I haven't checked up lately on her DHI thread which is pretty much the only active thread left there. I do remember Goggles now too, but I never saw her either more than a few times. Jesu and Hope also, barely remember but never watched.

Those others no idea. Rinry looks pretty good in that pic and Roses isn't 'ugly' except for what she did to herself. Roses also aged really well imo, again despite trying to destroy herself with tats and bulimia. The site was a sausage fest for sure. I supposed Nostalgia Critic's Tamera doesn't count as CA? Maybe throw her in as a technical one too.
 
Ok, yeah PushingupRoses for sure, I've followed her well but sometimes it slips my mind she was in CA, since I never really saw anything she did on there and was way down the list. I know she's insane and was doing Onlyfans for awhile, I haven't checked up lately on her DHI thread which is pretty much the only active thread left there. I do remember Goggles now too, but I never saw her either more than a few times. Jesu and Hope also, barely remember but never watched.

Those others no idea. Rinry looks pretty good in that pic and Roses isn't 'ugly' except for what she did to herself. Roses also aged really well imo, again despite trying to destroy herself with tats and bulimia. The site was a sausage fest for sure. I supposed Nostalgia Critic's Tamera doesn't count as CA? Maybe throw her in as a technical one too.
I lump her in with randos appearing in other peoples videos. Yes she did a couple on her own, but the only reason she was even on the site was due to being in Doug's skits. Same as Rachel.
 
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That girl with the goggles, apparently she's some artist and somehow involved in fashion in Japan? Had the sense to get away from the silly internet video shit early on

Goggles also did a stint on OnlyFans IIRC
 
Goggles also did a stint on OnlyFans IIRC
That is indeed what I recall hearing after she had left channel awesome earlier than the rest. Also had a thing for Spoony if I'm not mistaken. I'm sure in the decade plus that has gone by, plenty of them have done various things, I was just posting what they appear to be up to now.
 
Armz is 39, may as well be 40 already and looks largely(lol) the same as she has for the past decade except gotten fatter and greyer(not a surprise since she's fried her hair over the years with dye) But aged worse? Nah...
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She's allegedly 35 and isn't even wearing the clown makeup she's known for at times that gives Armz a run for her money. It gets worse, here's some older examples.
10 months ago, this still isn't even peak obscurus lupa clown makeup
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2 years ago, hair looks even more like a wig on a cancer patient
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3.5 years ago, christ it's like its getting worse, what even is that? makeup to hide bruises is one thing but this is like she's adding them?
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Here's a video from 4 years ago where she clips herself over the course of a year so you get to see a dozen or so variations of her ridiculous makeup
it includes some amazing shit like the using a sharpie as eye liner... this pic at least she does look better in that she's only 30 or 31 but failing at trying to look like an e-girl.
This woman is still desperately clinging on to her life in the 2010s. Pretending to still be an "oh so quirky geek girl" on the internet in her mid 30s. Pumping out the same old tired slop content reviews about media nobody cares about. Fascinating and SAD.
 
So proudly wearing a shirt representing what is a blonde-haired blue-eyed space nazi who wanted to genocide mankind for the sake of the space ubermensch, and being proud to wear a shirt representing the political faction of said space nazi?

Funny that...

You would think as progressive as Armz is, she'd realize she's basically wearing a scifi swastika and posing with someone wearing a shirt with space hitler's face on it.
Slightly OT but lefty weebs make an exception for Char and a handful of other Zeon characters because they're ~queer~. The only real space nazi to them ugly, straight Gihren and his potato headed dad who killed Char's daddy.

Anyway, Armz is an obese cat-killing stalker and she's needs to GTFO of both the retro and mecha anime communities. Soggyroll, Sunrise or whoever hired her to do those oh so important closed captions for GCucks made a grave mistake because all it did was inflate her galactic sized ego even more.
 
Armz is 39, may as well be 40 already and looks largely(lol) the same as she has for the past decade except gotten fatter and greyer(not a surprise since she's fried her hair over the years with dye) But aged worse? Nah...
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She's allegedly 35 and isn't even wearing the clown makeup she's known for at times that gives Armz a run for her money. It gets worse, here's some older examples.
10 months ago, this still isn't even peak obscurus lupa clown makeup
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2 years ago, hair looks even more like a wig on a cancer patient
View attachment 7391514
3.5 years ago, christ it's like its getting worse, what even is that? makeup to hide bruises is one thing but this is like she's adding them?
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Here's a video from 4 years ago where she clips herself over the course of a year so you get to see a dozen or so variations of her ridiculous makeup
it includes some amazing shit like the using a sharpie as eye liner... this pic at least she does look better in that she's only 30 or 31 but failing at trying to look like an e-girl.
Lupa reminds me of that dude that goes to random restaurants and bait people with the "Sir" BS on Tik tok.

Also this picture shows who's in control during sex.

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Pretty much, yeah. DHI hates anything and anyone that isn't a 4chan simulator. Their hateboner for KF in particular is just inferiority complex, considering most if not all of the threads in DHI nowadays are infested with "We are completely aloof and indifferent to KF" type social signaling posts, but then again, they did willingly turn their otherwise dead and gay forum into a daycare center for autists (i.e. LeRedditeur) who were chased out of here for being too /b/tardy.
Somewhat related, since I don't think anyone shared this yet, from last November: https://bsky.app/profile/marzgurl.com/post/3lbnwpyyvnd2u
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"Dead Horse Interchange (DHI) is identical to Kiwi Farms in every way" is hilariously delusional even for the Marzgunt, but it's true that DHI is mad jealous of the farms (every active thread of theirs - which isn't that many - nowadays consists of bitching about KF in some form or another)
 
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