Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%
  • Total voters
    305
After Keanu left, Nick claimed that April got upset that he would not have sex with her anymore. He claims that APril wondered if that meant he didn't love her, but he explained that he had a marriage to consider and that the whole "experiment is a fucking failure".

Funny thing is, Aaron Imholte also described the Qover as a "failed experiment" to Nick when he left. Nick's response was to lash out in a misguided fit of projection and tell Aaron to kill himself.

It seems that Aaron's parting words still echo in Nick's mind to this day:
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Aaron will always be the one that got away for Nick.
 
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Nick had a plan. His plan was simple: Make Kayla Divorce him and he and April would go off into the sunset. However when Nick got done for the drugs (convicted) he lost his leverage in a divorce settlement and was now at the mercy of Kayla. It is Kayla that ordered April gone and for the relationship to end.

Nick was ordered to stop banging April and get the bitch out or else. As Tyson would say "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."

Nick still loves April, sadly and is now a kept man. Total W
 
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MadStan said:
However when Nick got done for the drugs (convicted) he lost his leverage in a divorce settlement and was now at the mercy of Kayla. It is Kayla that ordered April gone and for the relationship to end.
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Pretty sure once Nick couldn’t get cocaine anymore his coke-whore left him. It’s in the name.
 
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listening to the clips, rekieta does this weird thing where his voice becomes very high-pitched when he's upset.

also rekieta does this thing where he tries to act suuuuuper reasonable when confronted. It always sounds like, "Yeah X, of course. That's not a problem. It's weird, I guess, but that's not a problem. The issue is Y." where X is Y but stated differently.
 
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I can't get over how weird it is to have your replacement wife living with your parents.
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this is going to be one of rekieta's future 'UMMM ACKSHUALLY THE KIWIFARMERS ARE DRAMA MERCHANTS THEY'RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP I SAID':

"ONE OF MY FAMILY PROPERTIES! NOT MY PARENTS HOUSE :geek::smug:. my parent's vacation home in Spicer, MN; which is actually meant to babysit my children for 4 months of the year as i have 3 grown adults (who don't have jobs and one paid employee to upkeep the home) who actually cannot upkeep a very middle class home - and so they travel here to help and drive ships across the pacific ocean each day to take my kids to violin lessons 8 times a day. ACKSHUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY the home was UNOCCUPIED when april moved in to my parents indentured service shed! it's fucking DECEMBER you idiot. they're in FLORIDA AT THEIR REAL HOUSE! you don't even know how life works you absolute moron"
 
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Probably nothing but someone shared this with me - they were having a hard time finding Nick's Alisha Sweep/The Government Lies stream. They were eventually pointed to it on YouTube and found it on Odyssey, but the Rumble version is 22 minutes of nothing.




Maybe he boomered it to begin with but I hadn't seen it mentioned before.
 
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