Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

April is also likely glad that she was able to leverage her stink-hole into not having a criminal record.
She's probably laughing at the fact that Nick has to stay clean for the next five years.

Assuming Nick isn't just scuttering April in Wakanda, given the shape of the place she's renting, April is probably with some low level dealer.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Keanu is going to milk it some more if anybody can stand watching her solo show.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Nick really doesn't like it when reality doesn't bend to his retarded whim. The idea that he was a lawyer, a person who has to compel others with factual evidence, is wild.

He's going to slowly become a thinner, skeleton, version of Ralph.

Don't forget the Nick Rekieta approach to jurisprudence. Lawyers use magic words to make things go away.
OK faggot keep using that. It's going great.

 

[Melty Butter]

Keanu is going to milk it some more if anybody can stand watching her solo show.

Yup, and Nick is already in the Nobody Likes Onions chat.

ETA:

(Melton is ignoring him thus far)

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick really doesn't like it when reality doesn't bend to his retarded whim. The idea that he was a lawyer, a person who has to compel others with factual evidence, is wild.

He's going to slowly become a thinner, skeleton, version of Ralph.

I was showered with rainbows when I first suggested that Nick might abscond to Mexico, but I still think it's a possibility.

Assuming Nick isn't just scuttering April in Wakanda, given the shape of the place she's renting, April is probably with some low level dealer.

Junkie brain in full effect - "My trap house got raided. Oh well, time to find a new one."

 

[AnOminous]

I like the one with three. really gives the impression his head is about to explode, not just over-pressurized between the ears.

This is just so hilarious, this "man," he literally can't cope, he is losing his mind and head explosion is imminent. His rage is so impotent. He is as angry as it is possible to be, and can't do a goddamn thing about it other than seethe.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I didn't think my opinion of Bob and Celeste Rekieta could get any lower, but it's like anytime I lower the bar for a Rekieta, they limbo right under. So, not only is Bob Rekieta a morally bankrupt sack of dogshit who lies in court, but they housed and lived with Nick's MISTRESS! He's married to the mother of their grandchildren and they're housing Nick's MISTRESS! I know that they've never said no to Nick and completely failed him as parents, but Jesus Christ! They may as well be complicit it trying to tear the family apart! How do you fail so monumentally as a parent that you decide to house and cohabitate with your adult son's MISTRESS while he was also going through a criminal and family court case!? His children were taken away, and they still decided to enable this bullshit! It's just beyond belief. This just further exemplifies that Bob and Celeste Rekieta are spineless pushover piles of gooseshit, and further explains why Nick is such a whiny, selfish, spoiled brat with no accountability or shame. I guess parental failure is just a Rekieta family tradition.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Keanu is going to milk it some more if anybody can stand watching her solo show.

She deserves a victory lap. Is there any hope that she's actually done any research on MAPton and crew or any of the Balldo washing fictions they tried to ambush her with? (probably not I suppose).

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck Nick's crazy-eyed cunt mom, fuck his perjurer lying in court ass dad. Fuck both those parents. They spawned this evil piece of shit and have enabled him his entire life.

 

[arc minsk]

She deserves a victory lap.

nick rekieta not being a part of the narrative as she gets views and gets to define the truth of the story. he's going to fucking sperg. hopefully she makes a million dollars telling her truth on shows.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Yep, that's Nick:

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An 8 second clip won't fucking load, Josh you are a failure at making this site work.

 

[Stiffy]

A narcissist like Nick cannot cope with someone making them look bad publicly, especially any woman since he's a misogynist. Keanu was was presenting facts through April texts that conflicted with Nick's version of reality. That's why Nick nearly had an aneurysm, and had to take fifteen to sixteen "nitrous" breaks.
Nick is being pummeled by little narcissistic injuries lately, but it will still take something catastrophic to happen to him publicly for narcissistic mortification to finish him off. Humiliation on a grand scale.

 

[arc minsk]

Humiliation on a grand scale.

perhaps a tour of his home.

 

[LiquidKid]

dick masterson

No, Dax’s school is “loud = funny”

 

[NotreallyPutin]

He's going to have a massive relapse when the body cam footage drops and people he hates starts reacting to it. Bros gonna do something stupid to get sent to prison.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

This man is such a pathetic slob. I'm disgusted by the idea that the money I gave him after the Youtube ban probably went right up his nose. Praying that some divine intervention takes place that compels him to just go offline forever and fix his life earnestly.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

How do you fail so monumentally as a parent that you decide to house and cohabitate with your adult son's MISTRESS while he was also going through a criminal and family court case!?

I think this is the key part right here. They weren't so much cohabitating with her as standing guard over her, making sure she didn't say anything to make Nick's case worse.

 

[LiquidKid]

I didn't think my opinion of Bob and Celeste Rekieta could get any lower, but it's like anytime I lower the bar for a Rekieta, they limbo right under. So, not only is Bob Rekieta a morally bankrupt sack of dogshit who lies in court, but they housed and lived with Nick's MISTRESS! He's married to the mother of their grandchildren and they're housing Nick's MISTRESS! I know that they've never said no to Nick and completely failed him as parents, but Jesus Christ! They may as well be complicit it trying to tear the family apart! How do you fail so monumentally as a parent that you decide to house and cohabitate with your adult son's MISTRESS while he was also going through a criminal and family court case!? His children were taken away, and they still decided to enable this bullshit! It's just beyond belief. This just further exemplifies that Bob and Celeste Rekieta are spineless pushover piles of gooseshit, and further explains why Nick is such a whiny, selfish, spoiled brat with no accountability or shame. I guess parental failure is just a Rekieta family tradition.

They probably felt that they needed to harbor her to prevent her from squealing or worse, giving up the body cam footage

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

I was wondering why this talk of "whippets" is so familiar to me. Then it hit me. Steve-O of Jackass fame was into that shit.
Nick Rekieta's future could very well look like this:

 

[Swole McPole]

No way is there ads in Kiwifarms threads now. Fuck.

Winemoms gonna winemom.