Rental House Pics 28 April 2014

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I wonder what Barb is trying to cover up with the blankets in the lower windows. Surely Hoard 2.0 hasn't gotten that bad yet, so I'm imagining this has something to do with her increasing paranoia and waning grip on reality that you mentioned in another post...
I think it's more likely that Barb just doesn't like being reminded that the outside world exists.
 
Few things:

1) Skyraider, I'm still saying either yourself, or one of your field agents is Rob Bell.

2) Goddamit Chris, go mow the lawn. I realize it's back-breaking torturous work, but for someone who had decided to live like an introvert, you really seem to excel at making wherever you live look like a giant eyesore.

3) Skyraider, if you need a good place to possibly spot Chris, dig it: Pokemon toys at McDonalds. For Chris, that's gotta be like the holy grail. Just saying.
 
Maybe Chris thinks if he lets the grass grow tall enough, wild Pokemon will appear in the tall grass that attack anything that tries to enter or leave. I hope Chris stocked up on Max Repels :P. I'm guessing the spirits Bob and Patti are still guarding 14 BC from the insurance agents, but Bob got bored and decided to take Patti with him while he went to go look for internets to cut down.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and Dudes of ALL Teenages, behold, the new lair of Christian Weston Chandler, his mother Barbara, Christopher's Ghost, Clover and Snoopy, and the surviving Chandler cats.

It looks like they never left when it comes to the appearance of the house, the rental house that is.
 
I am of two minds about this update. On one hand I'm grateful for another glimpse into the madness, but on the other, this is getting awfully close to stalking. I don't know what role your informant plays in this, Skyraider, but I can't imagine why a photo of the rental house would be relevant to their investigation.

Ehh, I just think people should leave Chris' new home alone. At least until he inevitably doxes himself.
 
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That looks like it could be a nice little place, yet the grass already looks overgrown and spotted with bits of garbage flotsam. =/ Not judging the curtains/sheets, though. It's pretty common to put up extra curtains at night or close blinds.

I'm mostly confused why they have almost all the lights in the place on. At least three of the rooms look lit? (Top right is dim...could be the blinds, or it's just the glow of a TV, I guess.) Waste of electricity.
 
That house has such simple landscaping and it would take very little effort to keep it looking presentable, and they already made it look like a dump! I wonder if their current neighbours will put up with Barb and Chris the way the Branchland Ct. neighbours did?
I wonder what the inside looks like? I'm imagining junk piled everywhere, dirt, dust, dog and cat shit, rotting garbage... I bet this house will need a lot of work to become liveable again once the Chandlers move out, or get kicked out.
Still, it is (was) a very nice house.
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and Dudes of ALL Teenages, behold, the new lair of Christian Weston Chandler, his mother Barbara, Christopher's Ghost, Clover and Snoopy, and the surviving Chandler cats.

Why am I imagining a silhouette in front of the house and Tubular Bells playing?
 
After a few months at their new house, the lawn is unmowed, there's barbage by the entrance, and the 50's era \M/ETAL lawn chairs have returned.

Looks like the horde spores have been planted and are blooming.

I can't say I'm surprised. I doubt Barb is physically capable of tending to the lawn, and we all know Chris wont do it cause, well he's Chris. But since they're living in a temporary home I doubt Chris and Barb will be able to nurture the hoard back to it's hideous ultimate form. Not that they wont try, of course.
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and Dudes of ALL Teenages, behold, the new lair of Christian Weston Chandler, his mother Barbara, Christopher's Ghost, Clover and Snoopy, and the surviving Chandler cats.

THAT IS MY RENTAL HOUSE.

TAKE IT OFF THE DAMN CWCKI FORUMS, NOW, NOW, NOW!
 
There are more pics I hesitate to leak because I don't want weens to figure out his new address and bother him. Even the Chandlers deserve some standard of privacy.

A thousand gold pazoozas to the first person to find it on Google street view.

Does he make coffee there?

In a manner of speaking.
 
The next few months are going to be interesting. The insurance company is currently paying the rent at the rental house, but Barb is running out of time.

What happens when 14 BC is still in an unlivable condition, Charb gets kicked out of the rental house by the insurance company/landlord, and the Chandlers are flat broke?

Barb will fight and delay things as long as possible, but the truth is that the Chandlers are currently only one step away from homelessness.
Argh, I wish I knew more about insurance. So, if State Farm refuses to fix the house, the Chandlers still get some monetary compensation, right? If they sell the lot/house, that would give them a lot of extra income. Combined with their tugboats/pension that might be enough money to rent a place for some time. They could also move into government housing if things got too bad.

And I'm surprised Barb has installed lights like that in the house. They are offensively bright in the night. It must be so annoying for their close neighbours. Since its a rental place, would they landlord check up on them? I can't imagine having tenants mistreat your property is a good thing...
 
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