Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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I bet this was the face of @Sperg Spectating when I didn't hesitate:

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GizmoG said:
He does act like a mexican Glass, where he has low IQ hissy fits in his thread and does mental gymnastics to justify not being a normal, productive member of society. That said, Glass hasn't been caught fucking an animal (nasty fuck) so I guess Claudio takes the lead there...
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I'm pretty sure if you could groom animals on discord, Claudio would do it. Glad to see Claudio unite literally every lolcow-in-thread regular on the site lmao.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Low IQ take. Imagine raping a corpse, Guns.
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I had a whole argument typed out, but then I realized how fucking insane you are.

Claus, near to where you live there is a park with a pond. Haul your fat ass out of your chair. Walk to the park. If you manage to survive carrying your obese, AIDS-riddled body for the whole twenty minute walk without your heart giving out, lay down face-first in the pond.
 
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I'm gone for a day and we get even more pages. With now claudio stealing and posting more shit & words that have been used on him.

I can just imagine. Claudio sitting alone in his room, light turned off, only the phone's blue light shining on his face... Seething with rage as we LOSERS from kiwifarms dare to even insult his four digit IQ brain. His neck tube honking every time he takes a huffed, angry breath. Sweat trickling down his brown face, some of it leaking down his neck tube. Scouring countless threads both here and in Onion Farms to get new material to use against us, despite his lack of understanding of it, because if he uses big words like others use he'll definitely prove his intelligence. As well, looking for images in other threads, and if that fails, googling a close proximity of the images used against him, given that he knows not of names of memes that are not made by furry pedophiles. And then posting them all as responses, just to continue winning.

(Inb4 replies to this with "NO MY LIGHT IS TURNED ON ACTUALLY, PROOF YOU'RE RETARDED I WIN")
 
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Why is Claus larping as a huwite male now? Did we hurt his feelings by calling him an auraless, low-IQ gay Meximelt with AIDSstones who raped a cat?
He also seems to be very fixated on everyone who makes fun of him having sex with children. I can't even imagine what sort of twisted fantasies are playing out in this man's mind.
 
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