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Estate said:
So, you came in a thread about his pathetic fans and you're shitting yourself because it's not about him, but his pathetic fans?
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I looked at all three threads and they're virtually the same with roughly the same people posting roughly the same shit. I'm genuinely confused as to why they don't just get merged or how they even made it out of the proving ground in the first place. It's also funny calling me a ballwasher while participating in the thread explicitly agreeing with him.

To repeat what i said, none of the threads are genuinely about him either. I mean so far there's what? Him being a coomer and him having a basic bitch lolbertarian take on loli. His mom being a scammer is pretty funny though.
 
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BaldAndMorallyBankrupt said:
I looked at all three threads and they're virtually the same with roughly the same people posting roughly the same shit. I'm genuinely confused as to why they don't just get merged or how they even made it out of the proving ground in the first place. It's also funny calling me a ballwasher while participating in the thread explicitly agreeing with him.

To repeat what i said, none of the threads are genuinely about him either. I mean so far there's what? Him being a coomer and him having a basic bitch lolbertarian take on loli. His mom being a scammer is pretty funny though.
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You clearly haven't read the threads. Plenty of information about him being a lonely neet doomer who wants to do nothing about his situation, lashing out at fans because of his fragile ego, degenerate coomer, and more if you read past the OP.
 
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They are actual NPCs man lmao
 
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What the Egad is still defending Synthetic Man. He made this community post on May 23rd on his Youtube Channel.
It details some gay fucking debate he had with some random dude over Synthetic Man's lolcowdom.
The ball-washing never ends.
Egad is such a smug faggot.
And this haggard boomer couldn't even crop the reply chain properly.
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One of the synthetic man clipping channels commented under the post with confusion as to why Egad is debating random people over a Doomer-Coomer-Loooooser.
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Imam Shamil said:
What the Egad is still defending Synthetic Man. He made this community post on May 23rd on his Youtube Channel.
It details some gay fucking debate he had with some random dude over Synthetic Man's lolcowdom.
The ball-washing never ends.
Egad is such a smug faggot.
And this haggard boomer couldn't even crop the reply chain properly.
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Always archive.
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Heres more insane rambling from Egad. He debates another user in the comment section of the post.
The user, Schnek, is simply providing light criticism, but Egad cant handle the criticism of both his e-daddy and himself, and goes on a drunk tirade against this foul Schnek.
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For some reason, Egad denies he had an argument but rather an "internet discussion" with another user. His blood-alcohol level is turning him retarded.
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No more Egad VODs unfortunately, all got privated. Shame, a lot of clips.

Was going to get a few similar to the one I posted earlier of him not knowing what the GFC was, mostly just Arkkoo who still appears in Synthcel streams asking Egad about what tariffs are or any actual political questions beyond the culture war slop Egad dabbles in and Egad completely failing to answer any of them.
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BaldAndMorallyBankrupt said:
I looked at all three threads and they're virtually the same with roughly the same people posting roughly the same shit. I'm genuinely confused as to why they don't just get merged or how they even made it out of the proving ground in the first place. It's also funny calling me a ballwasher while participating in the thread explicitly agreeing with him.

To repeat what i said, none of the threads are genuinely about him either. I mean so far there's what? Him being a coomer and him having a basic bitch lolbertarian take on loli. His mom being a scammer is pretty funny though.
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At this point he is no different than dsp, wings or ltg. I would actually say he is a mix of the 3.
Constantly shits on anything to keep up the grift, has no self awareness, is a hypocrite, sucks at games, shits on his fans to feel better about himself.
Explain to me how this faggot is not a full on lolcow please.
 
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Ali della Fenice said:
At this point he is no different than dsp, wings or ltg. I would actually say he is a mix of the 3.
Constantly shits on anything to keep up the grift, has no self awareness, is a hypocrite, sucks at games, shits on his fans to feel better about himself.
Explain to me how this faggot is not a full on lolcow please.
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He's a lolcalf at best, there's some potential there but there's no guarantee he'll actually fulfill said potential. The standards for being a lolcow have gradually increased over the years as more and more people have gotten online. Between minecraft pedophiles, MLP pedophiles, genuine high tier spergs, cryptoscammers, literal mother fuckers, animal abusers, neglectful coomer parents that give their kids cocaine, a father that literally groomed and has sex with his biological daughter, alcoholic pig creatures that impregnate mentally retarded women, courtcows that spend every waking moment filing hilariously bad lawsuits etc.

Run of the mill retards like DSP, LTG, Wings, Boogie or even synth, they just don't meet the standard anymore. At least in my opinion. There's a number of threads that have this issue if you ask me where said "cow" just doesn't really have the output they're purported to have but again that's just my opinion.
 
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BaldAndMorallyBankrupt said:
He's a lolcalf at best, there's some potential there but there's no guarantee he'll actually fulfill said potential. The standards for being a lolcow have gradually increased over the years as more and more people have gotten online. Between minecraft pedophiles, MLP pedophiles, genuine high tier spergs, cryptoscammers, literal mother fuckers, animal abusers, neglectful coomer parents that give their kids cocaine, a father that literally groomed and has sex with his biological daughter, alcoholic pig creatures that impregnate mentally retarded women, courtcows that spend every waking moment filing hilariously bad lawsuits etc.

Run of the mill retards like DSP, LTG, Wings, Boogie or even synth, they just don't meet the standard anymore. At least in my opinion. There's a number of threads that have this issue if you ask me where said "cow" just doesn't really have the output they're purported to have but again that's just my opinion.
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I agree, just take a look at his threads, barely any activity and it always ends up with a few users repeating the same things that already have been said about him. Synth will never be a lolcow, but his community will surely implode into nothing, he's declining in viewership and streaming revenue because he's a boring fuck that loves to fight with his own supporters. The Parfait guy did the correct thing separating himself and his channel from Synth's, can't wait for Kane to do the same (being a janny for Coby or looking up to him is not worth it) his reviews are much better than Synth's at this point.
 
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Nindo said:
I agree, just take a look at his threads, barely any activity and it always ends up with a few users repeating the same things that already have been said about him. Synth will never be a lolcow, but his community will surely implode into nothing, he's declining in viewership and streaming revenue because he's a boring fuck that loves to fight with his own supporters. The Parfait guy did the correct thing separating himself and his channel from Synth's, can't wait for Kane to do the same (being a janny for Coby or looking up to him is not worth it) his reviews are much better than Synth's at this point.
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None of these are points against him being a lolcow, in fact him constantly fighting with his fans and his content falling off significantly are points towards him being a lolcow. Also "barely any activity"... what?
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
None of these are points against him being a lolcow, in fact him constantly fighting with his fans and his content falling off significantly are points towards him being a lolcow. Also "barely any activity"... what?
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Like I said Synth is boring, has nothing going on for him, he doesn't work as a lolcow because he's a bland, uninteresting individual that keeps doing the same formulaic shit while repeating talking points of the average /v/ thread. Watching a bald fuck constantly wallowing in self-pity, destroying his own channel gets old really fast, which is why his threads in this site barely get any activity, this cow shit is forced in my opinion.
 
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Nindo said:
I agree, just take a look at his threads, barely any activity and it always ends up with a few users repeating the same things that already have been said about him. Synth will never be a lolcow, but his community will surely implode into nothing, he's declining in viewership and streaming revenue because he's a boring fuck that loves to fight with his own supporters. The Parfait guy did the correct thing separating himself and his channel from Synth's, can't wait for Kane to do the same (being a janny for Coby or looking up to him is not worth it) his reviews are much better than Synth's at this point.
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Nindo said:
Like I said Synth is boring, has nothing going on for him, he doesn't work as a lolcow because he's a bland, uninteresting individual that keeps doing the same formulaic shit while repeating talking points of the average /v/ thread. Watching a bald fuck constantly wallowing in self-pity, destroying his own channel gets old really fast, which is why his threads in this site barely get any activity, this cow shit is forced in my opinion.
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If this is your stance why is there even this animus to begin with? What does it even matter if Synth is a cow or not if you don't care? There are plenty of threads that fizzle out and go nowhere, plenty of cows that kind of suck and aren't interesting and there's nothing wrong with that. Is this just a manifestation of petty revenge for having been cyberbullied for liking a youtuber who you don't even like anymore? Do you think the actions of the people behind Synth's thread and this one are immoral? Why even give a shit if you don't give a shit?
 
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