Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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You are doing jokes, bantering with me, you are even being quirky and following my statements as if they were the most entertaining shit you had read in this hour.
Because everyone in this thread is laughing at you. That sub 70 IQ thing must be really severe considering it took you 178 pages to realize that.
 
Lmao boorucoal

you are even being quirky and following my statements as if they were the most entertaining shit you had read in this hour.
They are

You confirmed it, you don't think I actually raped a cat, I'm a zoophile or a pedo.
Like I said I have my doubts about the cat rape thing, but you did say that you wanted to fuck an underaged (for his species) lion creature from final fantasy several times.
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Pretends that our approval doesn't matter to him, but he writes all these posts trying to "logic" out a justification to say we don't think he's the scum of the Earth. Deep down, he still considers us his friends and craves for us to like him. Bro, you need to log-off. This is sad.
Why do you think he keeps DMing people who keep mocking him? He's got a pathological need for attention, and I don't need a phd to see that.
 
"Nigga, I luv eatin' chicken! I mufuggin' luv dat tasty yard bird and how it feel slidin' down ma throat an inna' my belly! Thank da sweet baby Jesus everyday for my ability to eat and swallow all of his delicious little critters and not tempting me with wanting to commit the sin of bestiality because of some satanic hole in my neck keeping me from enjoying the fulfillment of mother nature's nutritious bounty! Got dayum bix noods, nigga!"

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Why do you think he keeps DMing people who keep mocking him? He's got a pathological need for attention, and I don't need a phd to see that.
He likes coming here to get laughed at for free. He has to pay a cover charge and take out his tiny dick to get laughed at in the Antifaz club.
 
There's something that has hit me a long time ago, but now I can't exactly ignore it anymore. It's been going on for 150 pages and now it's presence is so in my face that I might as well keep crashing on a wall if I keep messing around.
No Claudio, don’t fall for the matrix! This is a coordinated smear campaign! This is reputation destruction! You absolutely have to keep sperging winning in this thread!
 
I mean Emily is almost as retarded as him and she barely even insists on winning over anything. If anything a shared trait with Lolcows is that they have to prove to everyone that they aren't a rapist/pedo/zoo/groomer/sholicub/furry/gooner/troon/poon/art tracer but manages to end up exposing more of themselves. Lack of self awareness is a constant and it's not the mental retardation that has to do with it anymore, it has to be subconscious.

That's why Lolcows shit up their own threads they want the attention and possibly have a fetish for being humiliated. I've never seen Chris directly create a forum account on here (unless he did and I wasn't aware of it at all.) solely because he's contained to YouTube back then. But otherwise Lolcows only believe they're better then the ones criticizing them like they're a caged animal looking at the crowds pointing at them in an exhibit. To their perspective, the people pointing at them are caged and not them.

Tl;Dr most of it just chalks down to severe butthurt and exposure to the internet with a mix of high insecurity issues. From what I can observe. Instead of getting help and bettering themselves they go full scorched earth and blame everyone but themselves while sharing information no one cares to ask about.
 
So your doctor said you are bad at blowing but you give good suck?
"Dios mío, ¡es tan genial celebrar mi cumpleaños! ¡Siempre espero con ansias soplar las velas cada año! ¡Me encanta la ráfaga de viento que sale de mis pulmones para apagar las velas, señalando el comienzo apropiado de lo que será una hermosa fiesta con amigos y familiares! ¡Dios es bueno, mis amigos!"
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