Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

pooterino said:
Wait. This gives me an idea. Can we crowdfund a trip for Baby Amdy to India?

Not only will he fit right in with all the street-shitters (depending on where we send him), if he dies they can just toss his corpse into the Ganges River. Hell, he might become a kind of guru for those crazy fuckers that worship the "evil" gods/goddesses of the Indian Pantheon and who eat corpses and shit, drink piss and all that (Aghoris?).

Anyway, IF his bloated, corpulent ass is somehow able to make that waterslide of filth even one iota more disgusting, I say he's earned it. Even if it creates a kind of end-of-days norovirus that sweeps the world killing millions.
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Nah, even Dalits wouldn't want to be around him.
 
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pooterino said:
Wait. This gives me an idea. Can we crowdfund a trip for Baby Amdy to India?

Not only will he fit right in with all the street-shitters (depending on where we send him), if he dies they can just toss his corpse into the Ganges River. Hell, he might become a kind of guru for those crazy fuckers that worship the "evil" gods/goddesses of the Indian Pantheon and who eat corpses and shit, drink piss and all that (Aghoris?).

Anyway, IF his bloated, corpulent ass is somehow able to make that waterslide of filth even one iota more disgusting, I say he's earned it. Even if it creates a kind of end-of-days norovirus that sweeps the world killing millions.
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His cadaver would bloat even more and swell up, before finally the pressure would get too much for the diaper or his macerated skin, and he'd explode like that beached whale in Taiwan.

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That fat bitchboy should get a nice, big shot of 10x more insulin than any human should ever receive at once. Bonus points if it's done by a ditchpig of a nurse like Elizabeth Wettlaufer, who claims she orgasmed after killing people with insulin. And who farts wetly (in a tiny room) several times while telling this all to investigators:


It would be just.... so perfect if this lady was still free and sat down next to Baby Amdy, farted wetly at him, dosed him up, and then busted a nut right as he passes on. Only her weird fetish is powerful enough to conquer his. So puzzle piece or rainbow me if you must but I have to say - FREE ELIZABETH WETTLAUFER
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Or Lucy Letby. She'd treat him like a baby.
 
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A-Stump said:
When Andy dies it doesn't matter what happens to his body. APS workers across the nation will receive a phone call where a raspy voice says 'Seben days' then a week later they'll get a poopy diaper on their doorstep.
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He'll become...
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Goochmaster5000 said:
WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!?!??!
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Back to current events:
Andy is still in Royal Care it seems, and he got himself a battle station either moved from Tonawanda the same time as his mother's funeral, or bought one directly after.
He's been doing (almost) daily uploads on his weather channel giving milquetoast weather forecasts through his monotonous robot AAC speak. The only thing to really note is he seems to have taken up another retard interest, flight sims!
His "let's play" videos are incredibly vapid and uninteresting besides a few comprehensible comments while on call with Thomas or getting mad at repeatedly failing to land a Cessna in a tutorial.
 
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Mike Ditch's Poop Stick said:
Back to current events:
Andy is still in Royal Care it seems, and he got himself a battle station either moved from Tonawanda the same time as his mother's funeral, or bought one directly after.
He's been doing (almost) daily uploads on his weather channel giving milquetoast weather forecasts through his monotonous robot AAC speak. The only thing to really note is he seems to have taken up another retard interest, flight sims!
His "let's play" videos are incredibly vapid and uninteresting besides a few comprehensible comments while on call with Thomas or getting mad at repeatedly failing to land a Cessna in a tutorial.
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How none of this has raised a red flag on Royal Family's end is beyond me most group homes would have seen this and gone "wait a minute" the man who claims he doesn't know how to walk across the street but is smart enough to know how to land a plane
 
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Mike Ditch's Poop Stick said:
Back to current events:
Andy is still in Royal Care it seems, and he got himself a battle station either moved from Tonawanda the same time as his mother's funeral, or bought one directly after.
He's been doing (almost) daily uploads on his weather channel giving milquetoast weather forecasts through his monotonous robot AAC speak. The only thing to really note is he seems to have taken up another retard interest, flight sims!
His "let's play" videos are incredibly vapid and uninteresting besides a few comprehensible comments while on call with Thomas or getting mad at repeatedly failing to land a Cessna in a tutorial.
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I have an idea for an "Airport 2026" movie where an Andy-like character is the only one who can land a Boeing 747-40o because he played flight sims.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
sadly that is true.

I do miss the sitcom days though...current year TV is horrible.
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I remember fondly watching the show with my dad, and he loved it! He was a sucker for the family-oriented sitcoms, like Married With Children and The Simpsons, and he loved saying, "not the momma!" to imitate the baby in the show.

What I'm saying is:
Don't be like Andy!
Go out and make good memories of your dad!
I had a cool dad.
 
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