Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
At this point, I would just need to have one of those golf ball googles that completely makes your vision pitch black and then a pair of complete sound deafening headphones and place them on you as you are bound on a table or something.

Too lazy to do something that grand while I leave you to marinate in hallucinations (your brain will think you lost your sight and hearing) for at least 12 hours.
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Calm down man. By your own words I'm just a bunch of text on a screen. Maybe you'll prefer this track instead.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
At this point, I would just need to have one of those golf ball googles that completely makes your vision pitch black and then a pair of complete sound deafening headphones and place them on you as you are bound on a table or something.

Too lazy to do something that grand while I leave you to marinate in hallucinations (your brain will think you lost your sight and hearing) for at least 12 hours.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
One last thing, let me rest how much those 2 neurons each of you have can work overtime with this: The morning my intoxication almost killed me I was grey as a ghoul, my lips and fingertips were berry purple, the eyes were completely red shot, I could barely walk and my blood was almost ink colored. I wonder what type of intoxication would cause such decoloration and give me a toxin level that, as I remember the doctors literally saying, would kill the average man.
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@Sperg Spectating are you still working on the rewrite? This needs to go in.
 
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Oh, for fucks sake. Alba died??? When? What the fuck.

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Balanced Boomer said:
I need to reread the OP to make sure this nigger isn't living with, around or near children. The bullying is fun, but he sounds like an imminent danger to anyone small and weaker than him IRL
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Certified concern trolling moment.
 
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Your incessant ducking of the occult question is suspicious. I sincerely hope you're not hiding any dark knowledge. The whole dichotomy betwixt your various Abrahamic Monotheism sperging VS your propensity to post openly violent threats to and daydreams about those lightly ribbing you is concerning to me. I'd urge you to seek Christ dear sir.
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
So that weird brag that you had a 113 year old grandma wasn't actually true.

Lol, lmao even.
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She was born in 1909, faggot. Her name was Alba Castañeda Butrón.

Ooooh boy. You make it so fucking easy for me to not see you as a fucking human, it's actually causing me shivers.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
The whole dichotomy betwixt your various Abrahamic Monotheism sperging VS your propensity to post openly violent threats to and daydreams about those lightly ribbing you is concerning to me. I'd urge you to seek Christ dear sir.
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I am certainly unamused by your retarded concern trolling.

Tablet County said:
He jacking off right now isn't he?
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Stop being such a homo for once, atheist.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
That's horrible! I'm so sad for you Claudio. I know you two were close, seeing as you didn't even know she died. Your family must love you very much to keep you up to date on whether or not your beloved grandma is above or below ground.
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Full stop, I would just get it over with and do the 4 horses and 4 ropes execution on you. You know, this one?

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
She was born in 1909, faggot. Her name was Alba Castañeda Butrón.

Ooooh boy. You make it so fucking easy for me to not see you as a fucking human, it's actually causing me shivers.
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Oh really? Let's go back to the list.
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That's odd. No mention of Alba whatsoever.
But that's understandable. You say she was unverified, right?
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The only unverified entry that could reasonably be Alba was born in 1913, and the last name doesn't line up.

Absolutely no mention on wikipedia either.

Conclusion: Alba was either significantly younger than Claudio thought she was, or he LIED.
Considering his track record, I know which one I believe.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Full stop, I would just get it over with and do the 4 horses and 4 ropes execution on you. You know, this one?
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Fantasize all you want about applying medieval torture techniques on other users of this thread, but if this thread were a medieval court of law, YOU would be the one receiving this type of punishment.
 
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