Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[pooterino]

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Woof, that neck!

It's bad, but I don't think it truly represents Dylan's soul.

Spoiler: fixed it?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[NoReturn]

Lets see the Paper Doll reviews now that the initial paid-off-reviewers have gone away.





Hahaha

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Lets see the Paper Doll reviews now that the initial paid-off-reviewers have gone away.

All females almost getting that he's a fake & gay asshole. And one practically apologized for not liking it.
I loved the one OCD fan who noted that some events and dates didn't match up. Kek.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You can see that Heartstopper kid getting progressively more done with Dylan's shit. Also, dylan's only 6 years older than him.

 

[ihavequestions]

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Lets evaluate Dyldo's final statement.

Hire trans people -

If the goal is to nuke every ounce of peace and professionalism from your workplace, then by all means hire one of these human dumpster fires. They are walking, talking, red flagged HR violations with flashing neon signs that say “RUN.” Within days (probably hours), your team will be emotionally drained, silently plotting their escape, and/or applying for jobs on their lunch break. Troon/Poon mood swings make soap operas look tame. The office will gain explosive outbursts, sudden tears, and dramatic TED Talks about "micro-aggressions" while productivity grinds to a halt.
don't be bullied by far right extremists -

A far right extremist is anyone who won't play make believe full-time with this gross faggot. A glance at those hands or his even more hideous legs shatters any illusion of 'girlhood'.

You can still win and make money -

Anheuser-Busch would like a word

Bud Light has not yet recuperated from the Dylan Mulvaney controversy, according to a former Anheuser-Busch executive.

"They haven't at all [recovered]," former Anheuser-Busch President of Operations Anson Frericks said Tuesday during an interview on FOX Business' "Varney & Co."

Despite companies backing away from pushing politics through DEI and ESG policies, the damage to Bud Light is still taking its toll as "they continue to shed customers," Frericks said.

Dyldo is still a raging narcissist with a pathological need to insert himself into anything that isn’t about him. especially if it's squeezing into clothes that were NEVER intended for his frame and shoving himself in front of a camera. It's a pity we don’t have a modern-day goddess to curse him into silently wasting away staring at his reflection. Instead we’re stuck watching this ridiculous fag slither into every event where cameras will be.

Edit: a word

 

[NoReturn]

Well this is just gross.

"#nofilter" yeah right.

 

[Pig Cups]

>I strongly doubt that having a male body is something that women want.
>What woman (or person) wants to be…that? It’s tantamount to saying that we’re envious of someone for being diseased. You’d never see such a statement made in regard to an individual with cancer, ALS, etc. But, somehow troonery is admirable?
>No matter how much they try to push it, no straight man (which is what they’re implying) wants to be with Dylan or any other trooonfreak. This is part of a broader effort to try to shame straight men into thinking that they’re not normal if they don't want to be with a “trans” “woman.”
>”true definition of beauty and grace”?? They must think we’re blind lmao.
>He looks sickly here. Some KS lesions photoshopped in would be a nice touch.

 

[scathefire]

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>I strongly doubt that having a male body is something that women want.
>What woman (or person) wants to be…that? It’s tantamount to saying that we’re envious of someone for being diseased. You’d never see such a statement made in regard to an individual with cancer, ALS, etc. But, somehow troonery is admirable?
>No matter how much they try to push it, no straight man (which is what they’re implying) wants to be with Dylan or any other trooonfreak. This is part of a broader effort to try to shame straight men into thinking that they’re not normal if they don't want to be with a “trans” “woman.”
>”true definition of beauty and grace”?? They must think we’re blind lmao.
>He looks sickly here. Some KS lesions photoshopped in would be a nice touch.

Lol his torso is shaped like a fucking dorito, are people really trying to gaslight us into thinking he resembles a woman in literally any way? Women flat-out don’t look like that. And no man wants to be with him unless they’re also gay.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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>I strongly doubt that having a male body is something that women want.
>What woman (or person) wants to be…that? It’s tantamount to saying that we’re envious of someone for being diseased. You’d never see such a statement made in regard to an individual with cancer, ALS, etc. But, somehow troonery is admirable?
>No matter how much they try to push it, no straight man (which is what they’re implying) wants to be with Dylan or any other trooonfreak. This is part of a broader effort to try to shame straight men into thinking that they’re not normal if they don't want to be with a “trans” “woman.”
>”true definition of beauty and grace”?? They must think we’re blind lmao.
>He looks sickly here. Some KS lesions photoshopped in would be a nice touch.

This image just makes me think of the 10 minutes in the early 2000s when there were a bunch of PSAs about how men can have eating disorders too.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

What visa is Dyl on that he can just go work in Bongville?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

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>I strongly doubt that having a male body is something that women want.
>What woman (or person) wants to be…that? It’s tantamount to saying that we’re envious of someone for being diseased. You’d never see such a statement made in regard to an individual with cancer, ALS, etc. But, somehow troonery is admirable?
>No matter how much they try to push it, no straight man (which is what they’re implying) wants to be with Dylan or any other trooonfreak. This is part of a broader effort to try to shame straight men into thinking that they’re not normal if they don't want to be with a “trans” “woman.”
>”true definition of beauty and grace”?? They must think we’re blind lmao.
>He looks sickly here. Some KS lesions photoshopped in would be a nice touch.

It's a common talking point among HSTS/gay troons that real women are secretly jealous of trannies because the trannies might steal their heterosexual boyfriend or husband. The unfortunate truth for them is that not only do women, including handmaidens, not want to look like gay twinks cosplaying as women, but the men who sleep with trannies aren't straight.

In fact, in this image, he only looks like a simple gay twink, not even like he's trying to cosplay as a woman (the skirt could be mistaken for a pair of shorts if you squint). If I didn't know who he was and someone had told me he was a regular at the local gay bar, I would've believed it.

 

[pooterino]

Lol his torso is shaped like a fucking dorito, are people really trying to gaslight us into thinking he resembles a woman in literally any way? Women flat-out don’t look like that. And no man wants to be with him unless they’re also gay.

In fact, in this image, he only looks like a simple gay twink, not even like he's trying to cosplay as a woman (the skirt could be mistaken for a pair of shorts if you squint). If I didn't know who he was and someone had told me he was a regular at the local gay bar, I would've believed it.

I know it's pretty low effort and not even novel at this point but it's so fast and easy I'm just gonna keep doing it so long as Dy-lon decides to keep trying (and utterly failing) to skinwalk women:

Spoiler: hawt sexy lady bod

Hell, as Silence of the Troons points out we don't even really need the biggest bubble to cover the skirt. They're one step away from the jorts Lt. Dangle wears on Reno 911!

Also, what the fuck!? (red arrow)

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

"Women want to be like Dylan" is the second most ridiculous lie told in this thread. The first is "Dylan is a woman".

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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>I strongly doubt that having a male body is something that women want.
>What woman (or person) wants to be…that? It’s tantamount to saying that we’re envious of someone for being diseased. You’d never see such a statement made in regard to an individual with cancer, ALS, etc. But, somehow troonery is admirable?
>No matter how much they try to push it, no straight man (which is what they’re implying) wants to be with Dylan or any other trooonfreak. This is part of a broader effort to try to shame straight men into thinking that they’re not normal if they don't want to be with a “trans” “woman.”
>”true definition of beauty and grace”?? They must think we’re blind lmao.
>He looks sickly here. Some KS lesions photoshopped in would be a nice touch.

I saw that on another thread and immediately wondered if it was a satirical troll account. Women want to be that? Men want that? Come on. No way is that serious. And where is that perfect bosom he was showing off in that see through dress? He’s back to having barely detectable tiny troon moobs. I swear, they must have photoshopped his head on some gal’s body in those other photos after seeing this one.

 

[Dr. Butt]

What visa is Dyl on that he can just go work in Bongville?

There's a lot of demand for the sort of work he does amongst the men of London. All the men in London. 100% of them.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I mean, it's a Christina (then Xtina) Aguilera 2002 MTV Music Awards cosplay:



While in general, this skanky early 2000s outfit hasn't aged well, Christina at least has curves which is what it's meant to show off. If you're a man going to cosplay as a woman, at least wear things where you can fake having curves.

His face has also been filtered to death. I seriously thought I was looking at a horribly Ozempic-fied Jennifer Saunders at first.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

I know it's pretty low effort and not even novel at this point but it's so fast and easy I'm just gonna keep doing

Me too!

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

If you're a man going to cosplay as a woman, at least wear things where you can fake having curves.

If AGPs had even a modicum of fashion sense, peplum tops would be making a comeback.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

If AGPs had even a modicum of fashion sense, peplum tops would be making a comeback.

I'm not sure peplum tops - or anything that's designed specifically for a woman would work. I mean, look at how this outfit that was posted earlier looks on Dylan:

Objectively, this outfit is pretty much tailor made for women to make it seem like they're curvier than they are, but it utterly fails on Dylan. I feel like peplum tops would have the same issue. There's still the fact that there's a fridge body underneath, so the fabric just won't fall like it's supposed to.