Aging Kiwis - Deterioration, hard to spell... no effort to do. Tell your story, ask advice and respect your elders god damnit.

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I won the nerve issues lottery. Got them in my legs, feet, arms, hands, shoulders and a portion of my jaw is numb after a dental surgery. Since the nerve issues for my shoulders / arms start in the neck I feel it in my head and back at times too. Also got ulnar nerve issues on both arms so my pinky and ring fingers try to go numb on me at times. And carpal tunnel, apparently you're prone to get that if you have nerve issues in your neck.

If anyone here is giving away their nervous system DM me
Iron Jaguar said:
Having to go for a piss at 3am is getting very tiresome.
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Just don't drink water your body doesn't need it. Drinking water is a psyop by Big Water
 
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Nah ts blud an unc, or however the kids say it.
 
JULAY said:
30+ years of daily drinking finally caught up with me, and now I legit need a new liver. I have a liver bypass procedure scheduled for next month, so if I quit posting toward the end of June, it probably means I didn't survive.
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Assume you quit drinking when problems got serious, but... Have ya been drinking now that you know new one is coming, promising you will treat the next one better?

*Well I read wrong. Will you start drinking when you have new one coming, if you get that lucky? But assume no as after bypass there probably is no drinking.
 
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Assume you quit drinking when problems got serious, but... Have ya been drinking now that you know new one is coming, promising you will treat the next one better?

*Well I read wrong. Will you start drinking when you have new one coming, if you get that lucky? But assume no as after bypass there probably is no drinking.
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Nope. I'm done with booze. When you wake up one day as yellow as a Simpsons character and looking like you're 9 months pregnant with twins literally overnight, one of two things happen:

1. You realize that you aren't immortal, have done serious damage to a vital organ, and quit drinking.

2. You keep drinking and are dead in a few months at most.

I ruined my own liver, I'd have to be a real asshole to go and ruin someone else's liver too.
 
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I'm 42 and feel the same as I did in my 20s. No pains, no bowel or bladder control issues, same sex drive, same energy, and so on. My parents keep warning me all the problems are coming any day now, but they have been saying that since I turned 35. I think the secret to staving off old age is to eat right, exercise, get a reasonable amount of sun, and be outdoors as much as possible. I get exercise almost every day, though allow myself one day to do absolutely nothing (usually Sunday), lift weights, run, eat clean, drink very little (though don't totally deny myself), and don't let myself get fat. My parents are spending their 60s drinking almost every day, getting those unattractive guts that stick out a foot, and eating lots of junk. No wonder they're in pain all the time.
 
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I injured my back at work shortly before entering my thirties and it re occurs sometimes, but not constant. Just been raw dogging life lately haven't even been touching hobbies anymore. I don't know if mankind pumping up the life expectancy is even worth it because when God wants me I am already ready. I have endured enough of this faggotry.
 
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I'm "Generation Jones" (1955-1965, don't call us boomers!) and I reached Full Retirement Age this year. Of all the limitations and changes that age has brought, the one that makes me saddest is my teeth. The results of a combination of genetics and neglect started showing up in my 40s and I'm on the fast track to complete edentulousness. Even if I was a skrillionaire, my jawbones won't support implants, so I have partial dentures now, and some of my remaining teeth feel like they ain't gonna stick around much longer. <sigh>
 
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Londo said:
I thought it was a over used comedy trope of needing extensive amounts of coffee as an adult to cope with the bullshit of the day. It wasn't. I am that adult now. My day doesn't start until the coffee consumption does.
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Oh boy, does this one hit close to home. Do you also get coffee mugs with snarky bullshit on them? Because I do. Everyone knows dear old MMM doesn't count as awake until after the second dose of coffee, so let's get him a mug that pokes fun at his overreliance on caffeine. It's actually infuriating how much I like my "It is what it is" mug.
 
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Torn meniscus two years ago. Still will not heal.
Hearing is at that point where if there's background noise, I cannot understand what anyone is saying. I actually don't mind this one so much. Several years ago I got an ear infection and was completely deaf on one side for a few weeks. I have never felt so calm in my life.
 
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Measuring my BP. Kid watching youtube. Some annoying cat talking with annoying voice, reacting to retarded videos with only retarded half words and sentences. These measurements are not valid. Kids' youtube is probably causing deaths, get on it Kennedy.

Had to google how to block channels completely... That fucking brain rot ends in this household.
 
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