Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

Claudio listen. There is a man with a thread on here named Patrick Tomlinson. He is known for telling all of his detractors to "enjoy prison." You two should get into contact, I believe you have what it takes to help him imprison all the stalker children of Kiwi Farms.

I should warn you that he has a reputation for grinding brown children into pepperoni in his basement, so watch out if his pepperonilust takes over in your presence.
This is a plan with no down sides. Fatrick already has one ball washer in Shame Nokes, a fat retard on welfare with delusions of grandeur. The three of them can form the start of an autistic Illuminati with the express goal of getting everyone that makes fun of them to "enjoy prison"
 
You opened way too many wounds I thought were scarred enough to not bother me enough.
Boohoo, you mongoloid. I've tried helping you, I gave you genuine advice, but you got pissed at me, why exactly? Because I "didn't help you"? With what? Your schizo shit theory about your neighbors raping the cat that you pulled out your ass? Not convincing the others to believe you? Not going around begging others in the thread "please stop picking on the poor mongo Claudio"? You're the only one to blame for opening up those old wounds you retard, and most of the content in this thread is your own doing.

Your Google Review? All public. I literally just copied your userID from the infodump in the OP, and pasted it on Google.
Your phonebooking? You were literally the one that just gave me the dots by sperging and powerleveling, and all I had to do was connect them. That's it. I didn't hack into some server, just Google searches, and using Maps and Google Earth.
You confirming said phonebook? You literally posted it, which, by the way, I actually kept secret, and I was planning to keep secret until you posted it yourself.
The cat rape story? You brought it up by yourself. You just kept digging your own grave with that story (and also because I know you're extremely retarded, "digging your own grave" is a just a figure of speech).

Go cry those crocodile tears somewhere else.
 
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@Sperg Spectating do you ever get the feeling that Claudio has a crush on you? He literally cannot stop talking about you. He's obsessed with you.
The sexual frustration for lolcow-in-thread types with KiwiFarmers seems to be quite strong. Glass very much wanted to fuck a thread participant in the ass:
 
Claudio oscilates between leaving the interwebz forever (lmfao) and killing his evil trolls that are damned with an incredibly high frequency. It's very funny if not stunning.
You forgot the middle, when he confesses doing heinous stuff "ironically" to own the trolls.
 
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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda does this Koopa Troopa turn you on? He has cat ears so he looks like your type, all things considered
 
Claudio oscilates between leaving the interwebz forever (lmfao) and killing his evil trolls that are damned for eternity with an incredibly high frequency. It's very funny if not stunning.
Has he ever said that he's religious? If he isn't then his "you are all objectively evil and going to be damned for eternity" lines are hilarious. He doesn't know the first thing about theology.
 
Has he ever said that he's religious?
He has constantly bragged about his 10 copies of the Holy Bible and the 15 crosses he has at home so I'm inclined to believe he tries his best as LARPing as a tradcath. As is typical for a Meximutt like Claudio.
 
He has constantly bragged about his 10 copies of the Holy Bible and the 15 crosses he has at home so I'm inclined to believe he tries his best as LARPing as a tradcath. As is typical for a Meximutt like Claudio.

Omg lmao it's Crusader Cat all over again! We got Sir Christian Catfucker the 2nd here
 
He has constantly bragged about his 10 copies of the Holy Bible and the 15 crosses he has at home so I'm inclined to believe he tries his best as LARPing as a tradcath. As is typical for a Meximutt like Claudio.
Everyone knows that when the rich man came up to Jesus and asked him, "Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?" Jesus replied "Buy a bunch of copies of my book and collect as many trinkets as you can, then tell random people online that they are going to Hell for telling you that your incest fanfiction is weird."
 
It appears it's true. Should had seen it coming. You had a father that was just like Beethoven's, did you?
Sorry Claus, not everyone has daddy issues like you do.
I wouldn't be surprised. Although, knowing how rotten the elite managed to transform American society into, I wouldn't be surprised if you were also molested by him.
Sorry again, Claus, I'm not Bowser Jr in your fanfictions. Nice fetish, weirdo.
Your fanatism towards a Claudio that does not exist truly makes me think you are projecting yourself onto me, Tablet. Just like Sperg, I guess you ate willing to redo the cycle of violence. Only a matter of time until you do a mistake and you are finally incarcerated and stabbed to death by pedo hating prisoners.
I don't have to conjure up a fake Claudio to laugh at because you keep being retarded in real life. All I'm doing is saying shit that gets under your skin, and because you have a sub-70 IQ you don't learn that if you stop reacting I'll stop needling you. It's like you step on a rake, it thwacks you in the face, you stumble backwards, and instead of walking around the rake you walk in the same direction, stepping on the rake again.
Keep reminding me all of you are atheists, buddy. Atheists always have a key component to their psyche profile, they don't believe people change, or redemption. You only believe in survival.

Please do the world a favor, including me, get gasoline and immolate yourself on the streets.


GotT, don't think you should be speaking that way to me, because I found some juicy information about you on Twitter. So, is it true you have been hacking people's information from Discord? You are so going to ruin a case, it's going to be EDP445 all over again.

Rape a cat? No.

I would Vlad Tepez you, though. That I will assure you. I just need 3 people to help me lynch you in the hypothetical scenario. And knowing the infamy this website holds, I don't think anyone will shed a tear.

You are a repulsive, walking cockroach that reeks of demonic influence, you deserve to be eviscerated while under the effects of adrenaline shots. Maybe that way you'll learn to not speak with your stomach.

That shitty place wasn't a brothel, dumbfuck. But the fact you are obsessed with it gives me enough reasons to believe you have other motives for doing this.

When the soberity comes into your head at full blast, you'll remember me.

> At once

I mean, I don't think sleeping with a woman who is friends with a narco lord, while also causing her own daughter to succumb to alcoholism and hedonism, is a good flex. By the way, the narco lord is called Víctor Emilio Valencia Espinosa, and he was Rosario's Father-in-Law from another fuckwad.

Stella was another of my bastard father's lovers, and the culprit for causing the final blow on my mother's stress stress hold the night before I was born. She speaks just like you, funny: "I hope your filthy parasite dies inside you," she told my mom on the phone.

It's funny how you are all (clearly acting to rile me up) implying my father is some sort of chad, when all of these 5 whores dumped him. With one of them at some point giving him HPV. Keep this in your head for what's next.

My dumbfuck mom is under the delusion that she can have a marriage, because to her; "Nothing can undo a marriage under God's Church". My father has never fucking lived in this house. My (father's side) grandma fucking hated my mother and even riled my father up when he fucking broke my mom's ribs in a beatdown, and pulled her an entire street by the hair. Since then, my mom has had short hair. "Love" to see it.

Any """abnormal""" view (in your eyes) I have about marriage, or my desensitization towards violence, is all his, and his whore mother (I always hope she is rotting in Hell), fault.

Murderous ideations have been a thing in my head since I was fucking 13 and I was relentlessly harassed by retarded people like you in primary. Even drew a drawing of myself shooting Gustavo down out of sheer fucking desperation.

My mother daring to may her fucking hand on me through a hard slap after I did the "mistake" of telling the fucking director of my issues at home sealed the deal for me.

Even today I have to stop thinking about doing anything fucking dumb. My father, the whore or anyone else close to me that did fucking harm me isn't worth losing my freedom over.

I didn't exactly put it in words by then, but I fucking knew no one was fucking coming to save me. At least, not in this fucking planet, for as long as I live.

Since I was fucking 8, I have been a lonely fucking man who had the "fortune" of going through shit that some """"people"""" (putting it loosely) say it builds character.

The fact I have been harmed by fucking doctors and nurses, to the point of almost being fucking killed 4 times through negligence, all of them (ironically) from things that could have killed me by asphyxiation, going through getting my left lung punctured twice in the same month by these (medical) fuckers in 2012, and suffering at least 2 rounds of pneumonia from 2012 to 2025 didn't exactly fucking help.

And you, the way you treat me, and how you lie about me, call me a predator, a rapist and more makes it hard for me to be even want to be FRIENDLY with any of you.

You have the same restraint as the retards in primary who ended up deforming my left index, or the other ones who, to show their intellectual deficiency, fucking accused me of reading porn because... I was just obsessed with reading the Biology section of A FUCKING PRIMARY EDUCATION SCHOOLBOOK. It's obvious to me, nowadays, that I was traumatized over the fact these fucking dumbasses I had for parents (My mom literally chose my father, she's to blame as well) ruined any capacity of a normal family life for me.

It's gotten so fucking bad that everytime I think back about my fucking (mother's side) grandparents, I think of them as the parents I never had. Oh wait, they also died when I was 8 and 10 respectively? My grandma died from a massive brain hemorrhage that literally melted half the left side of her brain, and my grandpa died from choking on a literal quesadilla while in the hospital. It's "amazing" that his prostate cancer wasn't even what fucking killed him.

I never stood a chance.

In conclusion, fuck all of you. I wish everything that I went through, that was horrible, to happen to you.

You opened way too many wounds I thought were scarred enough to not bother me enough. You better do anything that will get you killed, as soon as fuckiny possible, bastards.
 
Keep reminding me all of you are atheists, buddy. Atheists always have a key component to their psyche profile, they don't believe people change, or redemption. You only believe in survival.
You don't talk about religion when you are a literal furfag, nigger.
You are a repulsive, walking cockroach that reeks of demonic influence, you deserve to be eviscerated while under the effects of adrenaline shots. Maybe that way you'll learn to not speak with your stomach.
Says the tube-breathing fat spic LMAO. There is literally a Domino near your house, no wonder why you are so fat!
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@Sperg Spectating Petition to add "can't put down the cup" to the thread subtitle?
He’s been gone for an awfully long time. He usually only sleeps for like 3 hours then immediately goes back to shitting up the thread.
Maybe he finally put down the cup
(:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:)
 
You don't talk about religion when you are a literal furfag, nigger.
Also, he says I'm an atheist who does not believe people can change when it's quite the contrary. It's just that lolcows usually refuse to change for the better, same thing for Claudio.

P.S. Claudio, I actually believe in God, but as an abstract being, and I believe The Bible is about the mentalities and morals of the ancient Hebrews, along with how they pictured God, as it is full of metaphors and folkloric elements. I may be a Christian, but not one who interprets the Bible literally.
 
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