Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

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Emily Cassidy said:
Y'all do realize hacking's illegal and severely so right?

https://www.justice.gov/jm/jm-9-48000-computer-fraud

Get the fuck out of my server if ya know what's good for you. :| . to the person leaking.
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Count Grishnackh said:
Hope everyone(except Emily) has a great Memorial Day! Great day to enjoy good food, and the company of friends and family. Meanwhile, Emily will spend another day in her cave of doom and gloom, eating nothing but frosting and Runic clones, washing it all down with Sunkist.
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What a sad life. THe only way people would support her is if she basically fabricates a history like you see here. She intentionally lies about the ERP server and our points and then, once again, says the same shit. She is a professional victim, truly.
Alcoholic, maybe. The rest? Applies to you. I'm inclined to think Ronda is a normal person who was burdened with a psycho brat and she didn't have it in her to smack the shit out of you when you got uppity.
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She is a psychopath but we're still protected from her by virtue of anonymity. I can't imagine the hell she's put her family and friends through over the years, it would be enough to make anyone drink
 
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Wow did I ever pick a bad night to take off from The Farms! It's taken me half an hour to fully catch up on the 10+ pages of bullshit fatty rang up last night reeeeing about the hacker named Kiwi Farms pwnzOring her discord. :story:

All in all, worth it. Some great news Emmy quotes are uncovered, she flirts with yet another threadban trying to tattle to admins, and she still thinks we are a bunch of prudes that hate nudity, not just normal people disgusted by HER nudity. I'd try to make it clear to her but it's just so much funnier this way!

Keep on keeping on, peeps. Emmy-poo, this thread will NEVER be locked. Until the day the sun expands and devours the earth, proof of your thefts and murders will remain online.
 
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Count Grishnackh said:
Hope everyone(except Emily) has a great Memorial Day! Great day to enjoy good food, and the company of friends and family. Meanwhile, Emily will spend another day in her cave of doom and gloom, eating nothing but frosting and Runic clones, washing it all down with Sunkist.
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Cheers everyone. Especially to Veteran Kiwi's and Pigeon who, after going to war for tards like her, had to come home and deal with her crazy shit. Hopefully you are in a better place my friend. :semperfidelis:

Edit: @The Un-Clit Shit where do you even begin. Didn't one of her quotes make it to the random.txt thing? DRATER.exe installed allegedly on her computer?
 
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Every week when I visit my mother in her care home, I tell her a new Lolcow's story. Today it's Emmy-poo's turn!

I will be giving her the outline and gist of the shit she's been up to, If anyone has a particular anecdote they think a based old lady would laugh at feel free to suggest it here.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Every week when I visit my mother in her care home, I tell her a new Lolcow's story. Today it's Emmy-poo's turn!

I will be giving her the outline and gist of the shit she's been up to, If anyone has a particular anecdote they think a based old lady would laugh at feel free to suggest it here.
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10+18=29
Didn't understand joke about taking tape measure to bed to see how long she slept.
Showers with her glasses on.
Drawn over 100 centaurs to prove she didn't trace 5 years ago.

I think those are all safe PG rated stories.
 
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Guns of the Gaytriots said:
Emily makes playlists on Spotify for her roleplay characters.

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Dang, you still getting stuff off of her PC? I got what I needed to blackmail her with, and left. She really should've deleted that DRATER program.
 
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Guns of the Gaytriots said:
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My playlist for Emily
Fat - Weird Al Yankovich
Mongoloid - Devo
Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction
 
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Based on how she reacted yesterday, there is definitely something there. We'll find it eventually though, I'm sure. Either from someone she harasses to the point they ban her like a few weeks ago or by software that may or may not be installed.

Edit: Emily's playlist
1) Why don't you get a job - The Offspring
2) American idiot - Greenday
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
10+18=29
Didn't understand joke about taking tape measure to bed to see how long she slept.
Showers with her glasses on.
Drawn over 100 centaurs to prove she didn't trace 5 years ago.

I think those are all safe PG rated stories.
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Heh with my mom you don't need em to be PG. I just finished telling her about Em's horrific potato-body nudes she unleashed on us after being teased with being told she has a penis. She's laughing her ass off.

I did say she was a based old lady. She'd be a Kiwi shitposting here with us if she wasn't scared of any tech more advanced then a TV remote. 😄
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Heh with my mom you don't need em to be PG. I just finished telling her about Em's horrific potato-body nudes she unleashed on us after being teased with being told she has a penis. She's laughing her ass off.

I did say she was a based old lady. She'd be a Kiwi shitposting here with us if she wasn't scared of any tech more advanced then a TV remote. 😄
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:lit: Your mom sounds awesome. You should show her Emily's rant yesterday after we leaked her discord, I bet she would get a kick out of it.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Every week when I visit my mother in her care home, I tell her a new Lolcow's story. Today it's Emmy-poo's turn!

I will be giving her the outline and gist of the shit she's been up to, If anyone has a particular anecdote they think a based old lady would laugh at feel free to suggest it here.
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Tell us what she says!
Mention that she doesn't know what 10+18 is.
 
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@Null I'm reporting this site to the FBI for hacking. which it is illegal. :| I also have proof of such.
 
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