Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

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there is no way he is going to reproduce with any women LOL

 
good lord what is happening to his hair
It looks like he's washed it, and it's mostly dry, and it's in this annoying phase where the scalp itself is really dry (because you've just removed all natural oils), and the oils haven't been properly combed through yet.

I just can't get over the unibrow. He could be the poster child for De Lange Syndrome if he was diagnosed.
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Seriously.
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some zoomer alogs put shit in novas mailbox
I was really hoping you meant literal shit. The fact that these weens gave him a gift in the hopes of inserting themselves in to a lolcow's life is indefinitely worse. It happens all the time, and it always makes the alogs look like even bigger pathetic retards than if they were just fucking with a cow outright.
 
I was really hoping you meant literal shit. The fact that these weens gave him a gift in the hopes of inserting themselves in to a lolcow's life is indefinitely worse. It happens all the time, and it always makes the alogs look like even bigger pathetic retards than if they were just fucking with a cow outright.
it’s extremely common for weens to insert themselves in tiktok lolcow drama. this happens with just about everyone.

i have a deep resentment towards these faggots because they do not make it funny or entertaining. i don’t need to be lectured by a bunch of children on how fucking with a pedophile is actually based and the morally correct thing to do.

nova is naturally funny being a moron. he doesn’t need assistance in producing milk since he’s a retard
 
it’s extremely common for weens to insert themselves in tiktok lolcow drama. this happens with just about everyone.

i have a deep resentment towards these faggots because they do not make it funny or entertaining. i don’t need to be lectured by a bunch of children on how fucking with a pedophile is actually based and the morally correct thing to do.

nova is naturally funny being a moron. he doesn’t need assistance in producing milk since he’s a retard
Exactly, what they're doing isn't even amusing. At least the pickle man stealing chris chan's date was funny - Some faggots putting donuts in Nova's mailbox is not only pathetic, it's lame as hell. That's why I can't stand modern weens who do this shit.
 
Exactly, what they're doing isn't even amusing. At least the pickle man stealing chris chan's date was funny - Some faggots putting donuts in Nova's mailbox is not only pathetic, it's lame as hell. That's why I can't stand modern weens who do this shit.
people that are younger than the average user on this site will never understand why specific trolls during Chris Chan were funny.

liquid chris chan was hilarious because it was light hearted. chris could’ve ignored him by just turning off his computer but chris being chris didn’t heed the warning.

liquid chris didn’t send pizzas to his house, he didn’t send an entire SWAT team and he certainly didn’t leave sonichu memes in Chris’ mailbox.

liquid chris did his thing and got the fuck out when he did. it actually takes a certain kind of talent to be a troll and be good at it

jace connor’s is another example
 
We are also forgetting the key component in Nova.

He's retarded.

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Hasn't he been saying he's going to make the different braids for weeks now?
People at work thought Nova was a girl when they first met him
Wait, Nova isn't a female?
some zoomer alogs put shit in novas mailbox
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Had to make sure to get that mailbox number in there.
Inadvertently (I hope so) doxxing him by showing the front of his house and mailbox.
Pretty sure that was on purpose dude.
 
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