Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 96 14.2%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.0%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    674
Third World Aristocrat said:
One final thing caught my attention—though I’m unsure whether Keanu was being sincere or just bluffing. During the exchange, when Rekieta asked, “If I’m such an obvious abuser, why didn’t anyone know until your brilliant revelation?” Keanu started to respond, “I bet your fucking—” before abruptly cutting herself off, almost as if she realized she was about to say something she shouldn’t. When he pushed her to finish the thought, she replied, “Maybe they aren’t public people who don’t want to talk about it.” That moment stood out to me. She could’ve just been deflecting or making something up—but I can’t say that with certainty.
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Definitely. She held off.
If I were to guess, Skelly got violent with his wife and children, and maybe Ape too. He did claim that he "fucked Ape's fish basket for 3 hours" and "made her bleed a lot". Does that sound like normal intercourse to anyone? Bleeding?
Keanu held up well against the panel of 5 Diddleverse barrel scum. She doesn't strike me as someone who's manipulative. She's way too simple to scheme like that.
"Huh I'll just throw something ambiguous out there and then pretend I slipped, and hold back". Nah.

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This, right after I states that all he can do is call women dumb bitches. He's so pathetic and predictable.

200MB said:
"Talking to you is like having a rap battle with a vibrator."
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???
This makes no sense.
Why is skelly talking about rap battles with vibrators? Why does he have vibrators and raps with them? Are Ricardo and Romaine also vibrators who are good at rap? Is it because his DICK DOESN'T WORK? :really:

HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I feel like current Lolcow of the Year is really a race to see if iDubbz, Hassan, or Nick can maintain their current public retardation.
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Nicky Rugieta isn't nominated this year. He's banned as far as I know.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Nicky Rugieta isn't nominated this year. He's banned as far as I know.
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Mr.Bucket said:
Pull some Janny strings and get this criminal misjustice fixed.
Any running of lolcow of the year without Rekieta isn't a legitimate competition.
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I fully agree with Mr Bucket here. A serious talk needs to be had.
Is it unsightly that someone is eligible for 3 times in a row? Yes. But is nick a special case? Very.
You don't get tall tales and folklore heroes / legends without tales about em.
And while Nick certainly isn't a hero, he is one hell of a folklore fuckup for the history books.

Should he be eligible for a 4th? Absolutely not. But before he gets his own category it's only fair for him to be in the running for #3.
And we all know, he's not slowing down. He is only going to get worse this year.

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Kino Casino is starting the nick seethe finally.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Aaron playing his "feminist" card in his preview for STMS. Better be worth it. I'll manage my expectations.
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Maybe this is just me, but I don't think it's "feminist" to point out people like Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta are misogynistic pigs who like beating on and controlling women. That they frequently show open hostility towards the opposite sex, and can't stand being challenged by them.

To be clear, Kiki doesn't get an invincibility shield because she has a vagina. If she acts like a stupid bitch, she should be called a stupid bitch. I've given her crap in the past for being an Onlyfans thot.

HOWEVER, there is a huge swath of grey between feminism and ultra misogyny, and Nick leans really hard towards the latter.

I mean, did anybody else find it interesting that he showed profound disrespect for Judge Fischer and the Kandiyohi County ACA (a woman), but almost none to Judge Wentzel?

Nick doesn't like being challenged by anybody, but he especially hates being challenged by women.

Here on Kiwifarms, incel weirdos and "he-man women haters" get made fun of almost as much as feminazis. We got a pretty fair system here overall, I think. One that most reasonable people should be okay with.

Mr.Bucket said:
Pull some Janny strings and get this criminal misjustice fixed.
Any running of lolcow of the year without Rekieta isn't a legitimate competition.
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It's early and it's probably going to fix itself.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
I fully agree with Mr Bucket here. A serious talk needs to be had.
Is it unsightly that someone is eligible for 3 times in a row? Yes. But is nick a special case? Very.
You don't get tall tales and folklore heroes / legends without tales about em.
And while Nick certainly isn't a hero, he is one hell of a folklore fuckup for the history books.

Should he be eligible for a 4th? Absolutely not. But before he gets his own category it's only fair for him to be in the running for #3.
And we all know, he's not slowing down. He is only going to get worse this year.

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Kino Casino is starting the nick seethe finally.
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I still say if he isn't nominated, everyone in this thread should write him in anyways
 
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RotPockets said:
Most run out of money way before supernova, Nick doesn’t have that restriction.
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We still have 6 months to go and he hasn't even stopped to catch his breath. Imagine the possibilities.

"A kilonova is a powerful astronomical event that occurs when two neutron stars or a neutron star and a black hole merge. It's a brief but very bright flash of electromagnetic radiation, much brighter than a nova, hence the name "kilonova" (meaning "1000 nova")."
 
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So, we know that he's terrified of the fact that the bodycam footage is coming, but like Meme Copium said, I wonder if something else really bad is going to come to light. It's just extremely odd and conveniently timed that he's just now learning of all these alleged crimes and incidents with the nanny that he had for years. It's pretty odd that his daughter would just randomly reveal all this information out of nowhere, and Nick somehow didn't know about her alleged alchoholism and neglect until now. So, even if these things were true, that would still show how little of a fuck they give about their kids, and that Nick monitors his whiskey more than his family. I'm pretty sure it was Nick who fabricated these very serious allegations against the nanny, but even if his daughter did make these claims for some reason, there is no reason to trust her. We already know the Rekieta kids are liars. Lying just runs in the Rekieta blood. We know they lied to the court about not seeing any sign of drug abuse. They were obviously coached by Bob and Celeste Rekieta to lie in court like Bob did. But whichever Rekieta made up these malicious lies is an absolute piece of shit. Especially if the daughter made up the lies after the nanny basically raised her and cared for her more than Nick and Kayla for years. It just seems like Rekietas are naturally lying pieces of shit.
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
I’m a bit late to this, but I put together a supercut from Rekieta’s stream where he displayed truly remarkable emotional stability while interacting with a woman.

Nitrous Nick​

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Feel free to jump to 0:50 to skip the part where it explains whippets.

# CLIPS SOURCES
How Sober Trial Streaming’s Going (May 5, 2025) | elissa clips
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (May 23, 2025) | Nobody Likes Onions

# SONG
• MANUEL / GAS GAS GAS
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This actually got recommended to me organically and I came here to post it if no one else had. Great work, much appreciated, based edit bro. This was the only way I was able to get caught up on this stream so I thought I'd go out of my way to thank you.

edit: also, my wife was in the other room and came in to find out why I was watching "rick and morty" because she said KiKi and Nick arguing sounded like summer and morty, and that made me laugh pretty hard.
 
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