Have any of you shoplifted before? - Who says crime is only considered a "man and minority thing?"

Have You Ever Shoplifted?


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I think more people should lift, actually, because I’d love to read more of this kind of seething wagie rage
The OP of the post said "I had to drop out of college to help my sick dad" and not "I had to get a job to fund my crack habit" or "I had to get a job because my stupid fucking moid says he's overworked". I don't know where the humor is on this.
 
It's not really a gendered thing it's a solid 50/50 in my experience, yeah there's different "types" but in sheer numbers always 50/50, anyway stealing = bad if this has to be explained to you why you're not yt enough to read this post.

It is an important distinction; between "shoplifters" (thieves) and actual thieves IMO, there's the cheeky "snatching a bag of crisps" or "not paying for the croissant you already ate" which happens everyday by regular undesirables and is outright subhuman behaviour but not really that impactful (much like small specks of shit, nasty but overall irrelevant). And then there is the much more contemptable thief.

Most of the time they're addicts; they're not very smart, they like to barge in with their hoods up and their heads down looking every stereotype of "I am going to shove slabs of meat down my trousers and bolt out the door", they usually get caught because cardio = king. And also because they look like the crackheads they are and phrenology is real.
Much more elusive, because you never actually catch them, are the professional thieves, you only even notice they've been in after you do inventory and a certain high-value section is mysteriously -90%, this is because Agent Coffee Snatcher with her purpose built custom skirt with hidden compartments who spent 10 years in a Serbian monastery learning how to shove £200 worth of beans up her arse came in a few times last week. Most inventory loss that isn't kids nicking vodka/gypsies clearing out the special offers section is what is lost to scarily competent burglars.

I've seen CCTV footage of a man enter a store, pull out a cardboard box of some cutlery from another location, repackage a number of fancy vacuum cleaners, do a fake refund at the till with a legitimately obtained receipt, then pretend to change his mind and walk out the door with his (stolen) vacuum cleaners leaving no one any the wiser until weeks later when there was a recount. These "people" do that for a living and have all kinds of mickey mouse tricks; most stores lose a minimum of 5% of stock per month to that shit, some places 30%+, they should be hated more, why does shit cost so much? These "people".
 
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Never done it, never had the need to (thank god) and also if i ever were to only to get caught i think the embarrassment would kill me.

Also i see shoplifting as a teenager thing, in hs one of my friends would steal a bunch of makeup she needed. When it comes to adults, here it's just the gypsies who do it and you don't wanna be associated with that.

Also do whatever you want, but people justifying shoplifting as "girlboss sticking it to the big corporations" to feel cool make me laugh, because you do realize the big corporations don't care and aren't hurt, right? The only people you're fucking over are the workers who's shift happened to be when you stole something, whether they're security or cashiers and they're the ones who have to pay or take responsibility for what was stolen.
 
I think if women shoplift more than men it's more to do with it being opportunistic than gendered. Women carry handbags. How easy would it be to slip a bottle of vanilla beans, or a nail polish, into your handbag and then pay for the rest of your grocery check?
If you were caught you could even claim ignorance or mistake "oh dear good heavens I forgot to add that to the line, I am so sorry!"
 
I feel i need to expound on the larger point. Remember, shrink costs (theft) get added to the cost of doing business. The corporation does not "eat" the losses. They raise prices to pay for the losses. So long as the market can bear the cost increases they will keep doing so.

A critical threshold however gets reached where the people NOT stealing are paying too much for the people who ARE. Which leads to a flipped incentive structure. Paying for the items becomes a sucker's game. Why should you pay for the people getting shit for free? Your binary choice in this scenario is too also start stealing yourself or just stop buying the product.

The end result of either choice however is the business closes. Now there is nothing to buy OR steal. Manifest this situation at a macro economic scale (Zimbabwe) and you have a full on economic meltdown.

Incidentally, this what causes "food deserts" and poor inner city folx having to pay way more for things like beer, Cigarettes and bread at the corner store then white suburban people 15 miles away at a similarly outfitted convenience store.
 
I think if women shoplift more than men it's more to do with it being opportunistic than gendered. Women carry handbags. How easy would it be to slip a bottle of vanilla beans, or a nail polish, into your handbag and then pay for the rest of your grocery check?
If you were caught you could even claim ignorance or mistake "oh dear good heavens I forgot to add that to the line, I am so sorry!"
I think it can also be opportunity in a different way: women still handle more shopping for a household than men. This means more customers and thieves will likely be female. I'm sure the in-house shrink of a store depends on the gender percentage of the staff who work at a place. So warehouse workers that have a lot of males moving heavy objects likely have more men shoplifting. And a store that more male customers go into, like a hardware store, likely has a bigger male percentage of thieves.
 
I'm a male and have intentionally shoplifted probably 4 or 5 times. but all as a kid/teen. and nothing really worth a fuck. candy here or there, a bottle of vodka one time, and a book.

I've accidentally shoplifted a few times, my hands full at the gas station and I threw a can of soda or a pack of gum in my jacket pocket because of that and forgot to take it out when I paid and realized once I reached the car.

I stole a couple hundred gameboy games from a used game store over the course of a year but it wasn't traditional shoplifting. I was a popular kid in school and there was a local band douche who worked there who wanted to fuck high school girls and if I pretended to be his buddy or invite him to shit he'd look the other way when my buddy and I came in every Friday and stole 10/15 gameboy and gameboy color games. he'd show up to parties and people would basically just tell him he was old and to bring more beer and ignore him so eventually he told me to fuck off lmao.

but in my experience every habitual shoplifter I've ever met is women. They're always stealing makeup and deodorant and other weird shit that they throw in their purse and would plausibly be in there anyways so they get away with it. actually honestly most women I've dated in my life that were basically entirely straight laced's one vice is that they steal random little trinkets and shit every time we went to a store. it blows my mind how many girls you wouldn't expect are just always stealing shit and don't even think about it to the point when you point it out they'll be like oh shit yeah I guess I did steal that little duck Keychain and that lipstick or whatever the fuck. A lot of them probably like stealing, a lot of them probably just have a bag and toss something in there and forget.

I'm sure just as many men per capita do it too, I've just never known any who constantly accidentally or otherwise do it that I've seen.
 
im a gronk but i think it's still relevant, try to avoid power level or massive text but also nature of the thread and meant as warning. obv stealing is bad and in recovery, mainly serves as warning etc. i first started by a ball of experimenting, learning how to in heavy fear of going homeless, and desire was there too. i started very small, think first thing was technically a small detached pendant piece on the ground that was borderline trash but i put it in my pocket. gradually escalated as saw forum posts and random info, and learned to note cameras, remove/tamper barcodes, except for places with seemingly no exit scan security like convenience stores. i'd take a big jacket, wear it on my hand or buggy like i was hot, and just cover products in blind spots like that. otherwise don't dress like a thug, act calm as possible, avoid attention. the top danger of lifting, and i didn't believe it when i heard it, was that you eventually will get overconfident and fuck up. maybe you won't notice cameras, maybe you will grab too much etc. only time im aware i was caught i zoned out once and acted especially like a borderline retard basically for shoes, very very shamefuru display of criminal activity but i believe it worked in my favor and wound up being treated super lightly from it. however, when a relative first got the call (employee cross referenced the member number of a person i went in and left with, clever af i must admit), relative was surprisingly nice about it and said something similar to you fucked up but don't do this again and we'll fix it. guilt was extremely crushing, i was worried about a record piling up and possible impacts on family for bail or payments etc, so i held onto a gun a bit and considered hitting the eject button but didnt in part because someone else near me did the same and had already held a promise to someone else i wouldn't.

i had minor "relapses" after that, but after a while my brain chemistry or thoughts began to change, and i started going from "how can i take this" to remembering it's wrong to do and returning to a state of moral standards. i have the basic knowledge and wouldn't hesitate much (if i was explicitly homeless and needed food) to take a can and eat it in the bathroom, but other than that or other do or suffer bad/die situations, lifting can really create a blood in the water effect, and you can even develop it as a coping mechanism, super stressful situation, fuck it ill grab something i dont really need etc. it also wears at morals, builds nihlism and less caring, puts yourself and family at risk. on a basic level, fuck big corporations, fuck a lot of stores honestly, but it leeches to worst case scenario taking from personal people no matter how much a code you have, and it decays yourself.

highly recommended to not only stop or don't do it, but id go so far as to say to never learn how to easily do it or ways to do so to avoid temptation in the first place. the scariest thing to me from it was even from a lower tier crime than the real big boys, you corrupt yourself and you don't even notice it until you stop. it numbs you and can lead to harder crimes or trying to lift more and more which will eventually fuck you no matter how good you are, and if nothing else guilt and self judgement can fuck you. again, yes, fuck walmart etc but everyone deserves to be the best version of themselves, and it's a crime to yourself first. be homeless if it has to come to that but keep yourself and the ability to trust yourself and for others to trust you.
 
The OP of the post said "I had to drop out of college to help my sick dad" and not "I had to get a job to fund my crack habit" or "I had to get a job because my stupid fucking moid says he's overworked". I don't know where the humor is on this.
Watching people sperg out on the internet is funny, and if personal circumstances negated that, this entire forum would have no reason to exist.
 
I work a job that will fire me if I’m ever arrested, so I’d never risked anything crazy because it’s putting my livelihood at risk.

But I’ve always wanted to top up liquid products with some from another bottle. For example, if you buy a laundry detergent, just get the same one and pour it into the other one until it’s filled to the brim. With shrinkflation, they’re already stealing from us. But the reality is you’re just screwing over whoever accidentally buys that bottle you poured out of. Worth checking your bottles to make sure you aren’t a victim.

Another idea with produce at self-checkout, ring up your produce as bananas, which are always pretty cheap. I’ve never heard of anyone doing this, but I don’t see why it’s not possible to do. Probably wouldn’t work if you buy a bunch of produce but could work for a couple items. Also why the fuck are avocados so expensive now. Someone is definitely screwing us there.

I worked in a grocery store before, and the amount of people that will “forget” things in their cart will shock you. I didn’t always check because it’s hard to see the bottom of their cart over the register. Also, my biggest pet peeve were people eating grapes and cherries in my line. Do I really give a shit you’re eating the grapes I have to weigh? No. But does it make me mad you have the audacity to do it in front of my face? Fuck yes. Fuck those people. At least have the decency to snack on your grapes before you get in line.
 
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top up liquid products... ring up your products as bananas.... "forget" things... eating grapes...
This is the borderline irrelevant but-a-pain shit that happens all day everyday, it's not a big financial hit on paper because "little things" but the main impact is on productivity. Every written-off damaged bottle, every incorrect stock count, every missing line, every random pile of discarded half-eaten chilled produce in the canned section some asshole stashed for later, it's all additional work to do/a time investment and that's where the impact is felt and it all adds up to increasing my cortisol levels.
Special shoutout to the assholes who like to eat fruit while walking around and then hide the leftovers in the shelving, the mice/ants/mould really appreciate it, so do the inspectors you twats.
Also why the fuck are avocados so expensive now. Someone is definitely screwing us there.
Availability, it's a seasonal product so if you're buying them at certain times of the year they're actually zombie avocados that have been in a freezer for months, they cost more because people get mad if you do seasonal pricing so to offset this most places just bump up the base price to make the numbers work. If people wanted to buy produce that was actually in season, and didn't demand year round access to summer fruits, average prices would nose dive because we wouldn't have to spend tonnes of money refrigerated-transporting everything.
 
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