Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

How none of this has raised a red flag on Royal Family's end is beyond me most group homes would have seen this and gone "wait a minute" the man who claims he doesn't know how to walk across the street but is smart enough to know how to land a plane
There's a good chance that legally, Royal Family can't just dump him on the street. In a lot of states there's enough plot armor for folks like Andy that unless they are found guilty in an actual court of assaulting caregivers or literal pedo shit, it's difficult to kick somebody out even if they are a massive pain in the ass. That is likely what's going on with his care home. His caregivers obviously understand that he's faking, the people who deal with him on the daily absolutely know he's full of shit I guarantee it, but they can't do a fucking thing about it until he fucks up big enough.

He's going to have to assault a caregiver or hurt a kid before anything actionable happens, most likely.
 
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>This be not possible
 
Does Andy still bring up Michael? He always pestered the cops to arrest Michael for sexual abuse and whatnot.

In any case, here are pictures of Andy's older half-siblings Michael and Danielle, a stark contrast to Andy and Joe.
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Here you have a veteran turned executive with wife and kids, a woman who married an executive with a happy family herself.

Then you got Andy, a psychopathic man baby and Joe, also a fatty who has to deal with this shit all the time.

Can't believe Tom willingly downgraded his life for a fat swine like Janet and her spawns.
 
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Does Andy still bring up Michael? He always pestered the cops to arrest Michael for sexual abuse and whatnot.
:story: His most recent bitching about Michael started after we/I posted the text from his emails with Michael video, he forgot that he previously uploaded that and became convinced that Michael had returned as one of his boolies.


Unfortunately, I ended up having to delete it after a moderator combined it with a completely separate post from much earlier in the day, which created an unreadable monstrosity of a long post that made me look retarded (kinda funny if it werent for the effort) given its length and completely different subjects. The jannied post looked bad enough that I had to delete, so I am sorry to anybody that noticed (a doubtful few if not 0).


Michael's words were pretty moving and his momentary frustrations on dealing with Andy's horseshit is fully apparent, even mentioning that he was aware that nothing he was going to say would change andy's pigheadededness, it sounded prophetic and Michael's defeated tone of voice throughout the email was palpable.
 
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:story: His most recent bitching about Michael started after we/I posted the text from his emails with Michael video, he forgot that he previously uploaded that and became convinced that Michael had returned was one of his boolies.


Unfortunately I ended up deleting it after a moderator combined it with an separate post from much earlier in the day, creating an unreadable monstrosity of a long post that made me look retarded (kinda funny if it werent for the effort) given its length and completely different subjects. I wasnt able to parse the reasoning behind my getting jannied, and the jannied post looked bad enough that I had to delete. Slightly unfortunate as I set up OCR to read the hollywood-script length lines of text to post here, with heavy revising.


Michael's words were pretty moving and his momentary frustrations on dealing with Andy's horseshit is fully apparent, even mentioning that he was aware that nothing he was going to say would change andy's pigheadededness, it sounded pretty prophetic and Michaels defeated tone in the email was palpable.
Michael never striked me as the type of guy to sexually molest his retarded siblings. It makes the theory, that Jan made this up to have throw him and Danielle under the bus all the more believable. I'm starting to think that Andy is not after Michael, but his kids.

Where can i find the contents of your post anyway?
 
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Michael never striked me as the type of guy to sexually molest his retarded siblings. It makes the theory, that Jan made this up to have throw him and Danielle under the bus all the more believable. I'm starting to think that Andy is not after Michael, but his kids.

Where can i find the contents of your post anyway?

I kept a copy, somehow, luckily enough. I added the writers names above their replies. Keep reading til the last reply from Mike, it's pretty good.

Andy:​

Sorry for not knowing I started peeing
when I was sitting taking my pills. I am
sorry pee on floor going to bathroom. I
made a mess. Sorry to be so stupid.
Sorry to forget to put diaper on. Sorry for
faking. Sorry for being too stupid. Sorry
for being bad and rely on others. Am i
that bad as Kyle says. Mike you said that
he called you. I have friends who are
strangers on Facebook trying to make
me feel better because I need group
home and diapers and rough day and
scared of new people and things and
how encouraging my day was for my new
doctor help me with getting group home.
I dont want to be relying on people if I am
too much of a bad person? I dont want
autism. Is autism like this for everyone? I
can remember facts but cant do the
simple things. Dr. Murray saw my
chicken dinner i made and I wanted to
show my potential for cooking. No recipe
just in my head. Like when younger I go
to bed thinking math problems in my
to bed thinking math problems in my
head. Then at 12 at 10 grade math I
could do 6 digit multiplication, division,
algebra in my head no paper no
calculator needed. Then I go from the
Delaware falk school to Cambridge to go
back to 1st grade and I was board. They
didnt see my gift because my language
problem. I want people to know because
language problems they shouldnt let the
skills the person is gifted in to be
wasted. Mike when you had college
calculus and physics you should of had
me help you. I knew math never thought
to me. Oh my 5 days on my last year of
school started off in pre caculious and
the common sense math. This was easy.
I love geometry my favorite. Especially
when it came to linear equations and
slopes and coordinates and equailities
and mass. I had struggled with algebra
because not knowing the change with
only numbers then going to numbers and
letters. Geometry had letters and
numbers too. I forgot my math mainly
the formulas. I forgot how to add and
subtract fractions without making it into
a decimal first. I know how to make a
subtract fractions without making it into
a decimal first. I know how to make a
product of a fraction and the quatiant of
a fraction. Ops you have to think product
multiply quataint devide sum add
difference subtract. What about a
polynomial or 3 part equation? Such as
investgate and write in simple terms 5x +
5xA2 * -5x= -120x. I had to use a
calculator because I need to get back to
my gift. Only if the world knew what my
gifts are they could only see me
differently.

Michael:​

I think you want to give Kyle's message a
go over, and really think about it. What if
somewhat he says is true? You have
potential but you sit there and do not
apply yourself to add any kind of value to
yourself mainly. You need to think!
What are my actions doing now? No one
can help you because if they dont give
you what you want you do something to
drive them away. Your Youtube videos
are sick and personally I do not wish to
even direct my awareness in your
direction because all I see is a POOR
HELPLESS person. I will not bother with
you because I have no time to focus my
energy on something that is always
going to make me feel bad. Talking to
you is draining. You are like a vampire
that sucks the life out of people!
So Everyday when you wake up you
should take some time to come up with
what todays outcome is. What can I do
to make the world a better place. And do
those things. If every time I talked to you
all I had talked about was bad things,You
would stop talking to me. 1 thought can
be like poison and could kill you. 1
thought could also change your life in a
way you couldnt have thought to be
possible. Your thoughts are yours and
you are incharge of what goes on up
there. The thought of I am Austisic, and
no one is helping and for the rest of my
life I am helpless and forever
handycapped. That is indeed the poison
that you take everyday. It is a story that
you tell yourself over and over and over
again. And Like a good genie life says
your wish is my command.
When the real story is, you would rather
give up than be a responsible Human
being! You have to have a Youtube
channel because no one will listen to
you! WHY ????? Because all you have is
bad things to say. That is draining on
people who dare to pay attention. There
are only 3 kinds of people in life .
Type I draining- everything is bad and
negative =Draining people dont feel good after
talking to you
Type 2 neutral neither uplifting
or draining - After speaking to this person
you don't feel any different.
Type 3 Uplifting, this person is positive
makes you feel good about yourself and
when you are done talking you feel good
and uplifted.

You are type 1 and people who realize
that my time is limited and therefore I
will spend it on the things that are
valuable to me. These people will walk
away because they know that they can
not help you. No one has helped you
because no one can help you. ONLY YOU
CAN HELP YOU!

If you want your life to change then you
must change. If you do not change then
your life will stay the way it is and you
are the captain of your ship your
destination is to a lonely island of pain,
resentment, anger, disappointment.
Welcome to AndYs island of misery.
WHO Wants to visit Andy?
I spent my last 30 minutes writing this
email for you and my guess you're not
smart enough to take what I have written
and extract the value from it. Instead you
would argue and have excuses of how
you tried to do so many things!!! There
are no excuses ONLY RESULTS.AND
HOW YOU LIVE TODAY IS A RESULT OF
ALL OF YOUR PREVIOUS EFFORTS. so I
say to you look around and see what you
have created in your life. AND ASK
YOURSELF IS THIS WHAT I want?
Seek change and you will find it if you
change then life will change. Quit making
excuses about why you can not do
something and start doing them to get
better. Everyday if I can not have a better
day than yesterday what is the point of
getting up? this you MUST DO!
I found Tony Robbins and listened to him
read his books, went to some events and
MY LIFE will never be the same and
thank GOD FOR THAT!

https;//www,youtube.comlwatch?v=
3eOJaprDCDA That is a breadcrumb for
you
I say to you SHUT UP BE Quiet and learn
to be you, you wish to become. TOO
MUCH THINKING IS BAD FOR YOU with
all that thinking you can have no time to
take in something you do not know and
therefore you can not change your
thoughts and emotions. Learn to be
QUIET!
I will also not be speaking or writing to
you anymore because I dont have time
to waste on people who will not change!
You have the controls to your ship where
you take it from here is up to you. You
must read this, for this is the message I
will leave you with. Maybe you could
start by doing one thing to be a better
version of you. Remember if you change
your life will change.
Namaste ...

Andy:​

I am glad dad is asking me before he
talks to anyone about me? He asked me
today who is this lady from aps because
I tried william who number is no longer
his. And a new supervisor took over.
Then who is Krystle? Dad doesnt know
who people are? Can I ask how can I
protect my privacy and is there a way to
have my providers use a password when
talking about me with others so the
person knows who is talking to them
about me? Because I head dad gets calls
from aps claiming to be them and its
not. They call him with numbers 858 and
their extension not the dss main number.
I had to disable unknown callers on my
phone so this will block the call. You all
need to call me with a number. I am
actually thinking about putting my phone
to alow only people in my contact list to
call me. So I dont get calls by strangers
to threaten me, make noises, and or
make mean comments to me.

Michael:​


Maybe quit with the videos? Take them
all down! But you won't because this
attention is better than no attention at
all.

Just be quiet for a while and you will see!
Turn off the noise in your head and listen
to the silence!

Andy:​


Kyle Durron a stranger writes simular to
dad by email and simular words to Aunt
Diane and Mike my brother. you heard
how and what mom said about this in my
conversation with being uploaded to
YouTube now as this being recorded.

Michael's final reply:​


Andy you are the most disgusting human
being I have ever seen. You think you're
special, but you're just a monster. You
manipulate and suck the life out of
everyone around you like a succubus.
Lying is just second nature to you and I
honestly think you may be a pathological
liar. You dont have any of the issues you
pretend to have. You might be autistic
but it doesnt change the fact that you
could take care of yourself if you actually
wanted to. But instead you treat the
people around you like your own
personal slaves. Need food? Call Dad.
Need your diaper changed? Call 911.
Need someone to put your family in line?
Call 911. Need to be nasty? Call crisis
services. You're not a savant. You have
no skills. You're worthless. You're a fat
disgusting and stupid baby. You are a
leach; a parasite. One day your parents
will be dead, Joe will be gone, and
everyone in town will have your number
blocked. Then you'll die alone in the
gutter like you deserve. If there's a hell,

you're going there.



 
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In any case, here are pictures of Andy's older half-siblings Michael and Danielle, a stark contrast to Andy and Joe.
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Here you have a veteran turned executive with wife and kids, a woman who married an executive with a happy family herself.

Then you got Andy, a psychopathic man baby and Joe, also a fatty who has to deal with this shit all the time.

Can't believe Tom willingly downgraded his life for a fat swine like Janet and her spawns.
No matter how well adjusted they are you can see the Ditch genes as High as the Sun in Alaska.
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You know,if I had a nickel for Everytime an infamous genetic dead end horrorcow with elderly geriatric parents had distant and obscure but infinitely more successful Male and Female Half siblings along with a closer,but only marginally less eccentric and neurotic brother who escapes lolcowdom themselves by simply being in their brother's orbit I would have two nickels,which isn't alot but it's weird that that it happened twice. IMG_6636.webp
Joe is far more likeable than Cole Smithey though on the basis of not being a Midwit and actually having a passion for cinematography
 
No matter how well adjusted they are you can see the Ditch genes as High as the Sun in Alaska.
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You know,if I had a nickel for Everytime an infamous genetic dead end horrorcow with elderly geriatric parents had distant and obscure but infinitely more successful Male and Female Half siblings along with a closer,but only marginally less eccentric and neurotic brother who escapes lolcowdom themselves by simply being in their brother's orbit I would have two nickels,which isn't alot but it's weird that that it happened twice. View attachment 7414844
Joe is far more likeable than Cole Smithey though on the basis of not being a Midwit and actually having a passion for cinematography
The Ditches are not all that different from the Chandlers. Both Tom and Bob are backward republicans who enable their retarded son, both threw their first kids under the bus and both downgraded their lives, one by marrying a narcissist and the other a fat pig with a myriad of health problems.
Chris was a result of his parents old age and Barb's bad genes, Andy was a result of abrupted placenta due to her obesity.

And this is why eugenics matter.
 
No matter how well adjusted they are you can see the Ditch genes as High as the Sun in Alaska.

The Ditch family's dysfunction reminds me of the (wonderful) Whites of West Virginia.

The estrangement between Tom and Mike is strongly reminiscent of the offshoot of the Whites that moved away from them. Both they & Mike appear visibly better off than the family they left behind, a pretty low bar though.
 
Back to current events:
Andy is still in Royal Care it seems, and he got himself a battle station either moved from Tonawanda the same time as his mother's funeral, or bought one directly after.
He's been doing (almost) daily uploads on his weather channel giving milquetoast weather forecasts through his monotonous robot AAC speak. The only thing to really note is he seems to have taken up another retard interest, flight sims!
His "let's play" videos are incredibly vapid and uninteresting besides a few comprehensible comments while on call with Thomas or getting mad at repeatedly failing to land a Cessna in a tutorial.
He's capable of having enough dexterity to play a flight simulator, but not enough to wipe his ass.
Seems a bit suss.

Andy is a faker. He needs to be investigated for fraud and S.A.
 
He's capable of having enough dexterity to play a flight simulator, but not enough to wipe his ass.
Seems a bit suss.

Andy is a faker. He needs to be investigated for fraud and S.A.
We need to bring back lobotomies. It's the only cure for sociopathy and psychopathy. And castrate Andy to deal with his disgusting fetish.

He looks 10x better with a shave and haircut. It’s actually amazing how presentable he looks now.
He should Nathan lane maxx
Hope to find his troon channel that would be funny. Also you seem really single mindedly obsessed with David Nguyen I think you’re his alt?
Joe needs to hit the gym and cut out the fast food. He will never get laid at this rate.

No woman is ever gonna move in with someone like him.
 
Never underestimate Joe's Rizz
It's true if does have dat 'rizz then he can still find someone, either for a partner or just for a fling.

It's not likely to be a smoking hottie, more likely a female version of him but there really is someone for everyone if you look for them.

Unless you are an utterly repellent mutant in personality as well as looks like Russell Greer or Andy.
 
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