Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 39.0%

  • Total voters
    364
This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.
We’ve talked about it tons of times, and while the original Depp/Rittenhouse popularity was lightning in a bottle that can’t be replicated, there’s nothing that would prevent Nick from at least being somewhat successful.

It’s not that complicated.

1: Go offline for a while/stop constantly tarding out.

2: Show contrition, regret and self growth.

3: Apologize and make amends to fellow creators, fans, people he hurt. (Imagine the views and good PR if he invited “Dear John” on stream to hash it out and to genuinely apologize.)

4: STOP TARDING OUT. For emphasis. Currently: Every time he has a handful of “normal” streams something sets him off.

5: Grind, make that content, show up on time, find some decent guests to stream with. Nick’s success was always built on the guests. Something his narcissism of course refuses to recognize.

Eventually, and given enough time, he’d get back up there. To at least 20-30% of Depp status.

He of course won’t do that. Because he’s a irredeemable narcissist and low level sociopath who isn’t particularly good at what he does, and whose main interest is coom and his ego.

(And yes, he’s always been like this to some extent. The success just served as a mask off moment.)

Shit, I bet you my entire stash of Kayla pics and nudes, that if Nick had an encounter with the God of YouTube, who told him he’d restore Nick to where he was two years ago, if he’d just apologize and say was he in the wrong, Nick’s reply would be a seething: “NO! FFFFUCK YOU YOUTUBE GOD YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! NOBODY TELLS CHAOS RACKETS WHAT TO DO!!!”

His insomnia and prescription drug abuse is compounding. It's getting worse as his fears of the Bodycam footage increases.
I’m SOOOO looking forward to that body cam footage.

And there’s a particular phrase I’ll keep in mind when I watch it, that’ll add to my joy.

It’s from the Dear John stream when Nick was trying to dunk on our dear @Captain Manning and started bragging about “sitting in his normal middle class house surrounded by my normal middle class things”.

Yeah Nick, let’s see that “normal middle class” cuck cave, shall we!

(I actually don’t really care about Nick doing coke. It’s cringe if anything. The cucking? Funny, pathetic. Doesn’t rile me up though. What gets me angry is kicking on people when they’re down, mistreating animals and being an abusive POS, which is why I’ve crossed the no fucks given horizon regarding Rekieta a long ass time ago. SUFFER! When that footage comes out, I’ll have a schadenfreude dick so hard for a whole week that you could snap balldos in half on it.)
 
I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?
Rekieta “teaching” her about nitrous, cocaine, molly, and ketamine led to this:
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And turned her life into more of a public trainwreck than anything Keanu ever did—a largely irrelevant figure in the grand scheme of things, anyway. So yes, his self-awareness and sense of accountability remain as nonexistent as ever.
 
I guess I think of pre crack rekeita when he was just starting out covering cases and wasn't a degenerate druggie. It really is astonishing to think of how far he has fallen since that point, and while I think he will never get back there, I sometimes wonder what he could do (in a perfect world scenario) to ever come close to that origin again.
So here's the thing: whether or not he was overindulging in substances back then, he was always the same person inside.

He didn't develop a creepy corrupt soul in the last 3 years, and he didn't start being a sneaky cheat then, either. This is a kid who thought was funny and edgy to write poems to read in creative writing class about the school burning down and who had a kill list - which he still thinks is both funny and cool, and he has always liked the off-putting effect that saying that has on other people. He's a spaz who mistakes disturbed for edgy. Like really, he was and is an unlikeable person, not because he's "too edgy" for vanilla people, but because he is dark inside. Not a grand, sweeping, Romantic darkness, either, but rather dark in a small, shriveled, shallow way. And it's been catching up with him.

He's pitiful in the way he constantly does mental inversions to try to turn being a petty midwit misfit into being some kind of iconoclastic genius his enemies are just too dumb and too ordinary to understand. He's the guy who fell down a well who unironically and triumphantly proclaims himself king of all that he surveys and who would rather trick other people in there with him into killing each other than to work with them to figure a way outt...and cackle at how stupid they are.
 
"Aaron will have a guilty verdict and Nick won't"
What does this retard mean? Nick has a guilty verdict. Nick plead guilty. Is there some mystery trial going on that Melton has deep knowledge about? Is he about to unleash the kraken?
Supposedly, Nick's felony drops off if he successfully completes five years probation, while Aaron is basically stuck with his misdemeanor.

And yes, it's a weak cope. Not least of which because nobody believes Nick will make it the five years. Also, Nick's pled guilty to a far more serious offense.
 
I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?

Okay.
A second house with limited communication to the outside Basically putting Nick about a step away from being a human trafficker. Gross.

His parents signed off on this. The Balldo Crime Family meme just writes itself.
 
I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?

Okay.
Yes, that one got me too. Not just Nick either, they're in a call with a bunch of guys who are capitalizing on and enabling the continued destruction of a man with 5 kids under his care. Keanu is the least monstrous by orders of magnitude by comparison, and that's sad when she herself is an ex-camgirl gossip monger.

That moment would be in the SparkNotes of Nick's life if it was a book.
 
I’m SOOOO looking forward to that body cam footage.

And there’s a particular phrase I’ll keep in mind when I watch it, that’ll add to my joy and schadenfreude.
That's surprising to me. I thought @Fapcop would be more concerned about the fact that Our Wife was wearing nothing but a bathrobe during the raid.



Though, to be fair, they might end up blurring her out in the footage.
 
Anybody who gets in the way of Nick's fun is a "monster."
Why else would he still be butthurt over a grade school teacher taking away his transformer?
"See, madness, as you know, is like gravity: all it takes is a little push."
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Imagine if the teacher could see her pupil now, how confiscating a cheap piece of plastic would have a domino effect of ending him up railing cocaine with his sidepiece, dosing his kid, forging a pact with the Sonichu demon and getting the maximum length of probation allowably by law.

If only that Scandanavian Incel Prude teacher knew what she had done.
 
So here's the thing: whether or not he was overindulging in substances back then, he was always the same person inside.

He didn't develop a creepy corrupt soul in the last 3 years, and he didn't start being a sneaky cheat then, either. This is a kid who thought was funny and edgy to write poems to read in creative writing class about the school burning down and who had a kill list - which he still thinks is both funny and cool, and he has always liked the off-putting effect that saying that has on other people. He's a spaz who mistakes disturbed for edgy. Like really, he was and is an unlikeable person, not because he's "too edgy" for vanilla people, but because he is dark inside. Not a grand, sweeping, Romantic darkness, either, but rather dark in a small, shriveled, shallow way. And it's been catching up with him.

He's pitiful in the way he constantly does mental inversions to try to turn being a petty midwit misfit into being some kind of iconoclastic genius his enemies are just too dumb and too ordinary to understand. He's the guy who fell down a well who unironically and triumphantly proclaims himself king of all that he surveys and who would rather trick other people in there with him into killing each other than to work with them to figure a way outt...and cackle at how stupid they are.
I think that Nick's a sociopath that enjoys fucking with other people, making them uncomfortable, and crossing their boundaries. He both thinks it's fun and has it as a fetish (exhibitionism).
 
So, about 1 hour and 40 min. ago, Nick addressed the Drex issue.

- He claims to have only talked to him 1x in the past two years (fact check?)
- He says Drex believes Nick gave his daughter cocaine
- Nick's clearly pissed off and invites Drex to talk to any of his kids about it. "They've never seen or done drugs in any way."

(I flag these things, in progress, for the clippers.)
 
25 minutes into Aaron's stream this morning, he breaks things down in a fairly concise and effective way, including some info that he was talking to April until January, roughly around when Kanoo stopped talking to April too. Aaron's supposition was that Nick blocked him on April's phone.

Aaron also suggests it's possible that Nick dumped April off at Bob and Celeste's MN house, without his parents' knowledge, as a way to keep April drugged up and out of help's reach. (But conversely, if his parents did know, Aaron calls them monsters.)
 
It’s from the Dear John stream when Nick was trying to dunk on our dear @Captain Manning and started bragging about “sitting in his normal middle class house surrounded by my normal middle class things”.

Yeah Nick, let’s see that “normal middle class” cuck cave, shall we!
I grew up in a normal middle class home with normal middle class things. I also didn't have parents who were into drugs and sex outside of their marriage. Consequently I don't do drugs and degenerate shit.

I too look forward to being given the opportunity to compare and contrast (at least to some extent) the childhood I had with what Nick's children have to endure.

He says Drex believes Nick gave his daughter cocaine
Called it!

There's a number of things to give Drex shit over, but he did the right thing on that one by disconnecting from Nick. He stayed true to values he had expressed previously. Credit where it's due. Nick has failed to do that consistently.

EDIT: That also means he was lying when he said he didn't know why Drex ghosted him. Which is another thing I expressed skepticism over.
 
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Called it!

There's a number of things to give Drex shit over, but he did the right thing on that one by disconnecting from Nick. He stayed true to values he had expressed previously. Credit where it's due. Nick has failed to do that consistently.
Drex in all likelihood despises Nick because it was his association with Nick that drew attention to what Drex did. Drex was more than likely looking for a long time for any reason he could dump Nick as an associate.
 
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