Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maker's Mark]

Watched the Rekieta meltdown on the Kino Casino last night. His poor kids are going to be in therapy for years.

 

[Anstiv]

Steve Quest retained Matthew Hardin to replace his attorney in the defamation lawsuit. It's on the docket.

Unironic soy face. This is so based. Can't wait to see what happens

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His "well, I'm a lawyer, so that's not gonna happen," proves yet again that he doesn't know shit about shit.

If Nick didn’t hold his legal chops in such high regard, they’d be held in no regard at all.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

will be what keeps them around

It's supply by any means necessary.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Maybe a whippit or six might level off old Russ. Either way, I can't imagine he'd be any harder to understand with his voice all nitrous'd up.

No whippits for Russ. He can't close his mouth around the plastic cock so all the gas would just disperse into the air. Russ couldn't get a hit unless he had one of those nose masks that dentists use.

Not like Nick. Nick is a PRO at sucking on that plastic cock, he's so good at it, he taught April how to do it.

 

[Vibralldo]

And its CRAZY to think that a monogmous trad christian dad like NIck would have exposed his daughter to cocaine. Its as CRAZY as thinking Nick went to Hedonism or that Nick was a swinger or that Nick ever did Cocaine. Stop being CRAZY. King David Tiger Woods Johnny Depp says STOP BEING CRAZY.

The fact he's saying "Johnny Depp did drugs around his kids and everyone loves him" is evidence that within the next month (probably less) Nick's gonna start arguing that he did do drugs around his kids, but he was totally hecking responsible and his kids are mature for their age

 

[Sneed Force One]

Montagraph, please tell us Hardin is doing this pro-bono and he just wants to get involved for the lols

 

[PrestonHolt]

Nick's mad that he's become the very person he used to make tons of money making fun of

I wonder if he ever thought of Jack Murphy when Aron was plowing our wife, all those streams grifting, cuck simulator etc, suffah balodman.

We could see Nick attempt to physically assault Hardin in court.

To be fair, Hardin isnt a woman, so i highly doubt he would try anything physical, Nick is that type of faggot (like Ralph), he will talk big but when confronted, a fucking Aaron (if we belive him) had Nick back away from confrontation.

 

[Goatchoker]

Watched the Rekieta meltdown on the Kino Casino last night. His poor kids are going to be in therapy for years.

The shitty part is that people like him are probably worse irl.
He lost it yes. But I bet it’s still minimal vs off camera Nick.

They are always worse not in the light of the public. He’s an absolute monster I bet.

 

[Schpoots]

Step 1: Make show about topic.
Step 2: Stop talking about topic. Instead talk endlessly about personal life.
Step 3: Why is everyone so interested in my personal life?

This has always been one of nicks weird hangups. He wants to do things but no one is allowed to care about said things even if he tells you about them. It started with him hinting at his cuck adventures in jamaica, then doing flirty things with the wine moms on discord/locals, etc. He would talk about something, people would look into it, and then he would get mad. It's some kind of soverign citizen tier liberal brainrot where he expects his actions to literally have no consequences.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I hope a new "we lost the case again" shirt comes out of this.

 

[not william stenchever]

> Rekieta now has to sit across the bench from a man who will both procure his apocalyptically embarrassing bodycam footage AND bitchslapped Greer out of Nick being able to smuckle at the Farms' taking a court loss.
We could see Nick attempt to physically assault Hardin in court.

Hardin is The Hardship for a reason.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Addendum: I'm concerned that my clips are too big. Null said to re-scale videos at a resolution of 720. If anyone has any suggestions, so I may improve the quality of my clips, please send me a message.

Here's a guide narrated by the slobbermutt himself on how to use a free program (kdenlive) to rescale and cut your clips. It's so easy even a retard like me can do it.

 

[AnOminous]

> Rekieta now has to sit across the bench from a man who will both procure his apocalyptically embarrassing bodycam footage AND bitchslapped Greer out of Nick being able to smuckle at the Farms' taking a court loss.
We could see Nick attempt to physically assault Hardin in court.

Being physically assaulted by Nick would be like being beaten with pool noodles.

 

[Maude Snew]

He is very lucky to be white.

He ain't now whitebread ass nigga, he grew up in the hood and the cops came onto the school bus and called everybody niggers with the hard r and they're all in prison now, then the teacher stole his Transformer, if that's not street cred I don't know what is.

 

[BathTubShine]

If Johnny Depp can do it why can’t he?

Hey stupid limpdick faggot, YOU decided to make your PRIVATE life part of your PUBLIC IMAGE bit-by-bit by drip feeding your audience pubicly parts of it.
Must be because of your exhibitionist fetish, anyways I digress:
YOU CHOSE TO MAKE YOUR PRIVATE LIFE PUBLIC AS AN ALREADY PUBLIC FIGURE.

Cheers!

Take a bump of cocaina and a glass of whiskey(dare you, pussy).
You allowed your own daughter to metabolize cocaine in her system 10x the cutoff in one way or another.
Rot in Piss Junkie cuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact he's saying "Johnny Depp did drugs around his kids and everyone loves him" is evidence that within the next month (probably less) Nick's gonna start arguing that he did do drugs around his kids, but he was totally hecking responsible and his kids are mature for their age

Bingo.

Nevermind that it never happened. Depp admitted to giving his daughter cannabis when she was 13, with some bullshit about how he wanted to make sure she didn’t get bad shit and would do it in a safe environment at home. That’s fucked up. But it’s not what Nick has claimed, that Depp did drugs around his kids.

Coincidentally, Lily-Rose Depp’s birthday is today. She is 26 years old.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

"Why do people care about my life?"
Because it's a fascinating spectacle and watching a whiny faggot destroy his life because he's a retarded junkie faggots brings schadenfreude.

People are always fascinated by superlatives. The rapidity of Nick’s downfall, and it’s completeness, it’s irrevocability, are all superlative

Who wants to watch a dumb person? I only have time to watch the dumbest.

 

[owed to joy]

At the rate he's kamikazeing it could employ a whole new concentration of MN law. Have you been defamed, coerced, verbally assaulted or had your privacy violated by Nicholas Rekieta? Matt Hardin can help.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Correct. And Nick was pulled over for a perfectly legitimate reason. He was legally required to exit the vehicle on command. His "well, I'm a lawyer, so that's not gonna happen," proves yet again that he doesn't know shit about shit.

He most likely knew the law but his “I’m a lawyer” (narrator: not really) shtick wasn’t from a concern for the law but just from narcissistic defiance. Like throwing the warrant to the ground like a toddler.

Anyway I just try to be as compliant as possible: turn on blinkers, maybe turn off the highway if there’s no decent spot, get all the interior lights on, hand over my multiple conceal carry licenses with my info, declare where I’m carrying etc. I don’t get pulled over often but when I do I’ve never gotten a speeding ticket doing this even when I’m going 20 over the limit.