Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Creasman]

Can a soyteen explain to me why @Creasman, @kuzburger, and @Patryk Kornatowski are treating these sties like Discord? What's the lore here? they don't have irl friends?

>they don't have irl friends?
I don't and I hope it stays that way, I'm a heckin lone wolf.

they’re 3 autistic kids who treat soyjak blog as a real way to make friends because they can’t make friends irl. creasman and kuzburger treat it as a dating app since they’re both retarded e-dating niggers

>they’re 3 autistic kids who treat soyjak blog as a real way to make friends
not me doe, shit I fucking love being the villan I don't need any friends.

Who even is Patryk? Is he the third wheel?

nah he's like the other nigga you'd expect to see at the refrigerator along with @Storytime

 

[slungus22]

STROP MY FUCKING BROWSER IS LAGGING

 

[Unbothered JartyGOD]

I don't and I hope it stays that way, I'm a heckin lone wolf.

not me doe, shit I fucking love being the villan I don't need any friends.

You know how pathetic this sounds even ironically right?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Nvll's clitty... Drip drop... Drip drop....

"Going down down down how far can you go"
"you might fall into the clitty leak zone"
-dilbert
I'm fairly certain dilbert said that.

Yes it's just as foul as when I first head the term sank yuu

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

isnt patryk the guy who rubbed raisin all over himself to get unbanned from a discord server?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

they’re 3 autistic kids who treat soyjak blog as a real way to make friends because they can’t make friends irl. creasman and kuzburger treat it as a dating app since they’re both retarded e-dating niggers

>e-dating

@Creasman and co. You know there's a special telegram group of autistic e-dating kiwifarmers who hookup and have autism roleplay sex you can join. It consists of pm users who turned a based shitposting part of the site into an e-dating shithole. From what I've heard they managed to invite some sharties... Who knows your next e-girlfriend could be @Generic Anime Girl.

 

[slungus22]

Nvll’s clitty… splish-splash… splish-splash…
A squirmy river with a slippery slash!
“Step too close and you’ll start to slide—
Down the rainbow tide, where the drips collide!”

Glub-glub giggles… squirt-squirt…
The clitty’s burbling, cheeky flirt!
“If you wade where the bubbles blow,
You’ll float away on the undertow!”

Pitter-patter… plip-plop…
The leak’s a map with no final stop!
“Follow the trail of the shiny streak,
But don’t get snared in the clitty’s creek!”

Whirlpool whispers… spin-spin…
The clitty’s vortex pulls you in!
“Twist too fast and you’ll lose your grip—
Here comes the squelch of the liquid trip!”

(Fading echo
Nvll’s clitty… glug-glug…
Bring a boat… or get swallowed—THUD!

@kuzburger

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I meant to share this Friday but Null shittalked you guys during his last stream.

Edit: Oh shit I forgot to add my watermark so YouTubers can't steal my clip.

 

[Unbothered JartyGOD]

I meant to share this Friday but Null shittalked you guys during his last stream.
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Edit: Oh shit I forgot to add my watermark so YouTubers can't steal my clip.
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He got it wrong. Chudborean isn't a "girl", she's a proud trans WOMAN.

 

[Zionazi]

>e-dating

@Creasman and co. You know there's a special telegram group of autistic e-dating kiwifarmers who hookup and have autism roleplay sex you can join. It consists of pm users who turned a based shitposting part of the site into an e-dating shithole. From what I've heard they managed to invite some sharties... Who knows your next e-girlfriend could be @Generic Anime Girl.

Goodbye mom!

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

I meant to share this Friday but Null shittalked you guys during his last stream.
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Edit: Oh shit I forgot to add my watermark so YouTubers can't steal my clip.
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nusoicacas this means war o algo

 

[sozjak]

>not me doe, shit I fucking love being the villan I don't need any friends.

 

[Zionazi]

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Straight out of The Hills Have Eyes
+ 2 (feels)

I meant to share this Friday but Null shittalked you guys during his last stream.
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Edit: Oh shit I forgot to add my watermark so YouTubers can't steal my clip.
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-1 (late) but thanks for the niggermark so +2 (winner)

 

[GotFriedBy]

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I look like this and say this

 

[David Thoughie]

Follow me on X everyone
https://x.com/indiansoyjaks

 

[GotFriedBy]

I'm not an incel but I hate women
i might be an actual chud

 

[Zionazi]

I'm not an incel

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

Nvll’s clitty… splish-splash… splish-splash…
A squirmy river with a slippery slash!
“Step too close and you’ll start to slide—
Down the rainbow tide, where the drips collide!”

Glub-glub giggles… squirt-squirt…
The clitty’s burbling, cheeky flirt!
“If you wade where the bubbles blow,
You’ll float away on the undertow!”

Pitter-patter… plip-plop…
The leak’s a map with no final stop!
“Follow the trail of the shiny streak,
But don’t get snared in the clitty’s creek!”

Whirlpool whispers… spin-spin…
The clitty’s vortex pulls you in!
“Twist too fast and you’ll lose your grip—
Here comes the squelch of the liquid trip!”

(Fading echo
Nvll’s clitty… glug-glug…
Bring a boat… or get swallowed—THUD!

@kuzburger

 

[Zionazi]

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+2 (Winner)

Also my reppy negs the autism reacts.

 

[Nathaniel Higgerson]