Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Law]

It's like asking how Alien Ant Farm could become a number 1 selling band in 2025. No matter what he does it won't work.

This kind of reminds me of how Limp Bizkit recently had a very successful tour through South America, the crowd utterly loved them, and a lot of the crowd was younger. Then again, Fred Durst is a marketing genius who did not give his daughter cocaine, and Wes Borland is actually an amazing guitarist, he just dresses and acts ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as Nick (he also did not give his daughter cocaine).

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Steve Quest retained Matthew Hardin to replace his attorney in the defamation lawsuit. It's on the docket.

I wonder why the change. Did the old lawyer get tired for the pro bono work and the duration it was running? Does Monty Think he can do better with someone else? Did Monty grate on the nerves of the old lawyer?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

What's with this faggot doing the "Lady Di" look all of the time? Makes him look even more shifty and dishonest than usual. Also makes him look defeated and cowardly.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"Lady Di" look all of the time?

If you mean Lady Di of Opie and Anthony, with her progressive mental retardation and eventual death by drug-induced Korsakoff's Syndrome, then yes, I agree.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

View attachment 7419112 What's with this faggot doing the "Lady Di" look all of the time? Makes him look even more shifty and dishonest than usual. Also makes him look defeated and cowardly.

its the only way he can see over his nose

 

[where's baldo]

-Saying "nobody gives a shit 99% of the time, especially when the kids are ok... My kids are fine" in regards to doing drugs in front of them is essentially an admission in my book

this faggot's fingernails are fucking blue.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

View attachment 7419112 What's with this faggot doing the "Lady Di" look all of the time? Makes him look even more shifty and dishonest than usual. Also makes him look defeated and cowardly.

My god…



Maybe Nick is being possessed by Diana’s restless spirit. Would certainly explain the emotional instability and eating disorder.

 

[RotPockets]

View attachment 7419112 What's with this faggot doing the "Lady Di" look all of the time? Makes him look even more shifty and dishonest than usual. Also makes him look defeated and cowardly.

“Ya’ll got any more of those superchats? Could you spare some meth-head trucker’s piss jugs?”


Nick is a buck-broken cuckold junkie. Fuck his life.

Physiognomic checkmate

Spoiler: Originals

 

[There She Glows]

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this faggot's fingernails are fucking blue.

Curious!

 

[Sneed Force One]

One of my favourite trends about Balldo Season 2 is watching Kurt blow past Nick in live viewers and solid, engaging interviews, while Nick sulks on the sidelines, taking cheap shots that no one cares about.

Face it, Nick, you’re a washed up has-been. The "algorithm" isn't confused about you, it just knows your irrelevant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Damn.
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Nick’s constant boasting about how fine his kids are is fucking gross. Most kids being held hostage by degenerate parents seem fine to most people because children are very good at pretending to be fine. And his kids are active in theatre IIRC, just like mom, so they’re practiced at acting.

I hope all five turn on Nick and bash his skull in when he passes out at 6AM.

 

[Smug Bug]

'I taught her (April) how to do nitrous, ketamine, molly, and coke' -Nick

What an interesting way to put it...

Did you also "teach" your 9 year old, Nick?

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Damn.
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Nick’s constant boasting about how fine his kids are is fucking gross. Most kids being held hostage by degenerate parents seem fine to most people because children are very good at pretending to be fine. And his kids are active in theatre IIRC, just like mom, so they’re practiced at acting.

I hope all five turn on Nick and bash his skull in when he passes out at 6AM.

Full image of text between Keanu and April.
See original post for archive by @John Andrews Stan

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

My god…

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Maybe Nick is being possessed by Diana’s restless spirit. Would certainly explain the emotional instability and eating disorder.

And the car crash!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Damn.
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Nick’s constant boasting about how fine his kids are is fucking gross. Most kids being held hostage by degenerate parents seem fine to most people because children are very good at pretending to be fine. And his kids are active in theatre IIRC, just like mom, so they’re practiced at acting.

I hope all five turn on Nick and bash his skull in when he passes out at 6AM.

Man does Nick love stepping on rakes. Keanu was a bad choice to pick for his villain of the week, she knows just enough smack him around.

Wonder who he'll pick next.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

I’ve said it before, but there is some weird kind of black magic that seems to take a hold of Nick whenever MAPton aka “nobody likes AoC laws” is streaming.

He's singing for his lunch. He has nothing without the Dabbleverse crew.

 

[YazeePro]

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Damn.
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Ouch. That's a juicy one. So, Nick was not only thinking that his wife would leave him, he was hoping she will.
He's going to rage at this hard.

Better take bump, Nick. Just to take the edge off.

I wonder what else Keanu has for us... She's playing him quite well for now. Giving him space to make up lies and then pulling back the curtains to expose him in the most embarrassing way.

 

[not william stenchever]

And the car crash!

Instead of being chased by paparazzi he'll be being chased by the ceiling cats.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I love how Nick's twitter is now dedicated to being a Patrick Tomlinson-esque replybot. Calling him a faggot, child abuser, irrelevant, unfaithful husband, etc will generate a response.

 

[Captain Manning]

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OUCH! She landed a solid hit with that one!

Just fucking divorce him already, Kayla. Shit or get off the pot. God damn.