Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
That tracks with Aaron's "baseball bat story", where it is established that Nick needed Kayla to be explicit with him via text as to what she was up to with Aaron even though they were going to the same location anyway.

This led to a shouting match outside Aaron's home with Nick screaming at Kayla "HIT ME! FUCKING HIT ME! FUCKING HIT ME! FUCKING HIT ME!"

That was just one story too. It seems like Nick has been trying to build a case of some sort against Kayla for some time with enough favorable facts to spin his narrative.
Getting it in writing is a classic lawyer move for when you want to use some information later, either defensively or offensively.
 
Crackets absolutely is a liar, and absolutely would leave the mother of his children and wife for a druggie brainlet.

But if he has even an ounce of self preservation instinct left, either quaalude kayla or the crack whore April could both destroy him in the court(s).

So keeping both thinking that they’re his favorite does make sense.

That gross skinny methhead look and sensing selfies as if anyone finds that anything but repulsive, apparently BPD april is still dumb enough to fall for the pathological lying, while quala has to drug herself to really check out.
So april is still into him and he thinks literally anyone except for april finds him attractive.

Just the boredom and hating his own life will get to him and just you wait, the divorce arc is less than two years away (it’s so obvious that all parties involved want it to happen).

Then crackets and crackwhore april can shoot up in some slum house closer to the city and the dealers, kayla can stay in the house, and the grandparents can make sure their money goes to the kids and not to nick the liar and april’s drugs.

Nick is at best an uber for the kids. And honestly is a net detriment.
He’s too narcissistic to kill himself, but he’ll junkie spiral with april.
Finish what they already started.
 
Man does Nick love stepping on rakes. Keanu was a bad choice to pick for his villain of the week, she knows just enough smack him around.
Keanu said that Karl sent her the link to join the stream.....did Karl and MAPton invite her with the intent that she was seen as an easy target for Nick to own? Boy oh boy, talk about backfire :ow:
 
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I just checked Mr. Hardin's website and saw this.

"Matt will fight for you and ensure you get the respect you deserve from our government and our court system."

Balldobros, I ain't feelin' so good.
He's not lying or exaggerating. I've been reading his filings since he represented the Farms against Melinda Scott and every word coming from under Matthew Hardin's fingers is pure gold. This man mastered the art of verbally destroying retards.
We'll be eating good, Kiwis.
 
I think the most frustrating part of Nick insinuating that Aaron has inappropriate thoughts and relations towards people too young for him is that his friend he works with primarily to upset and cause problems for Aaron has talked about how much he wants to sex up Aaron's young children, and how gratifying and natural it would be for him to violate them.

These same children that have been in his house and played with his children. Nick has said how much he loves them, not as much as Melton loves their cup holders of course.

I used to be a fan of nicks and I've always tried to be somewhat conservative in my negative opinions of him, even when he was real bad I've always given him the benefit of the doubt on something. I used to say he's not that bad of a sex weirdo for an older libertarian. Then I would say he's not that much of a druggie for a lawyer libertarian, then I would say he's not that much of cunt when you consider he's part of the sektur, but that sort of whataboutism he could be worse attitude gets harder and harder.

At this point I'm just hoping beyond hope that the neglect and drug usage is the only sort of child abuse that ever comes out of this.
 
This man mastered the art of verbally destroying retards.
This is the distinguishing factor between a competent lawyer and a good one. A competent lawyer can go through the motions. A good one can go through the motions and leave everyone laughing at his opponents (who in turn can't figure out why everybody's laughing at them).
 
It's so obvious and frankly I'm surprised even April's dumb ass couldn't see it.
The only thing the flesh light can see is how to monkey branch to someone that has more clout and money. And frankly, as disgusting as April is, she's still better than our wife. At least April isn't a mother of five children while being in a 24/7 drug induced coma only waking up long enough to get fucked by someone that isn't the father of her children
 
Keanu said that Karl sent her the link to join the stream.....did Karl and MAPton invite her with the intent that she was seen as an easy target for Nick to own? Boy oh boy, talk about backfire :ow:
They are drama merchants so it was a win-win. Either she was gonna look like a dumb hole or Nick was gonna look like a druggie retard. The result is the same: drama content and superchat money.
 
Keanu posts a message showing that April thought that Nick wanted to be with her, but couldn't yet because of the case and how he really wanted Kayla to be the one to end it, BUT then still tries to play his word games.

"Technically kiwi fags, I didn't say I WILL DEFINITELY leave, therefore I didn't lie"

If he plays these games about stuff we fucking see in black and white, why would anyone give him the benefit of the doubt on anything?
 
On a side note, I don't know who is current corner demon but there clearly is one. In the clip about nanny it is as clear as a day he was being coached by somebody off screen, probably telling him to stop talking about it. Nick started talking and spoke till he looked at a demon, then he stopped, even made a slight but visible negative response to the person (shaking no with his head) and abruptly ended his answer with "I don't know..... how you fire somebody faster" with something like a shrug of giving up on the topic.
HOLY SHIT!

Is that what's happening here!?!
Has anyone posted this yet? I thought his reaction was funny and weird!

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Was Kayla in the room with him while Keanu recounted how he was going to leave her for April?

NICK, BLINK TWICE IF THE PHASER HAS BEEN SET TO "KILL"
 
He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.
My guess is that there is something with the prenup in there too.

Like maybe if she ends it she gets less or nothing?
 
Was Kayla in the room with him while Keanu recounted how he was going to leave her for April?

NICK, BLINK TWICE IF THE PHASER HAS BEEN SET TO "KILL"
Kayla's a brain dead benzos zombie. Even when she's in the room with him, she's not in the room with him. Certainly not enough to be giving him off camera cues.
 
No boredom when you’re driving the mother of your children closer to suicide, I guess.
Trying to think like a Melton fan here - would something like this endear you to that audience or turn you off?
 
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I love how Keanu is cornering him, bit by bit. He's having to choose between proving to the world & Kayla he wasn't ever going to leave her and keeping up the pretense with April that he actually ever cared about her.
That's a fun side effect of her milking this drama for all it's worth. I see she's streaming right after this dm drop.
Nick would have his excuse to move out of Minnesota to somewhere he actually wanted to be, like Los Angeles.
He's on probation? Has to get permission to leave the state. Dunno if Minnesota would let him just move away but maybe they want to get rid of Nick.
 
Sweet Jesus "their mother". This guy gets into a frothing impotent rage over his coke whore but can't even give a micro second to think about how he talks about his wife.
Distancing language like that is often a red flag... reminds me of the Ramseys and 'a child is missing'. Also how JF referred to his wife as Mama JF to dehumanize her like a pet.
 
Of course he was lying that's not the point. They argued for an hour over when keanu was contacting April because he thought the last time was in October or November and he knew because April had told him what she had said. Evidently he was incorrect because he got caught in 4k. The date matters to nick because he's paranoid. Im pointing out she's deliberately keeping him from seeing when this was sent to fuck him up. We dont care but Nick does.
Nick confirms he actually REALLY wants to know when April talked to Keanu. I really do appreciate Nick for telling us his weak points.
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