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Protip: A small piece of black electrical tape over the LED works wonders.
Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie
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Oh boy.
This guy played a game for 30 hours. 30 hours of COMBAT DATA. You better believe Man Hands can use it to build a full psychological profile.
TEMPORAL CONVERGENCE.
I learned tactical reloading from Solid Snake.
"5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress"
When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...
Link to COMBAT DATA: https://www.insurgencytracker.com/profile/PS4/782553601095760640/Pvp
This guy played a game for 30 hours. 30 hours of COMBAT DATA. You better believe Man Hands can use it to build a full psychological profile.
TEMPORAL CONVERGENCE.
I learned tactical reloading from Solid Snake.
"5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress"
When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...
Link to COMBAT DATA: https://www.insurgencytracker.com/profile/PS4/782553601095760640/Pvp
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She sounds like Jack Thompson right now. This is the kind of shit you'd hear a living fossil say at a congressional hearing in the 90s.
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5 gaming sessions in one day doesn’t say “extreme stress” to me, it says “day off work”. What the hell is she smoking.
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This bitch never spotted an atrocity she wouldn’t exploit for her own personal benefit.
Throw her crusty ass in the oven along with Elias Rodriguez.
Throw her crusty ass in the oven along with Elias Rodriguez.
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Vidya made him a trained killer, in the same way that food made Snackie a lardass.
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Going to try this line on my psychiatrist and see if I can unlock an unlimited benzo script due to video game induced PTSD. Will let my fellow gamers know how it goes.
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"The race of Americans is American. The definition of immigrant is someone who wants to immigrate"
Bravo Jackie, very high IQ. She must get that from her Indian side.
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I was gonna try to see if I could find this District Lounge where she got Drumpf defeating drinks such as vodka with lemon but none of that matters now. This stinky jeet has the unbelievable audacity to write this out as if it's relevant, connected, and profound. She is embarrassingly stupid.
When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...
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This is utterly ridiculous but very funny to read.
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I started to look but there are quite a few. There is a District Lounge of Disney Cruise ships.
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I played Insurgency: Sandstorm before and this statement is wrong. Unless the devs changed something, weapons don't jam or fail in that game. It's not like Far Cry 3 or Fallout New Vegas, those two do feature weapon jams as a mechanic. Insurgency does let you customize your loadout with some class restrictions (similar to Battlefield's class system), make tactical reloads and lean for cornering. But that's it, it's not that different from other slow shooters.5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress"
When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...
Her other statements are clearly retarded, but that one stood out to me because it's blatantly false.
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She should seriously try her hand at just making a satire website like The Onion or some shit.
I mean is this actually just satire and we're all just rubes at this point? I feel stupid having to ask that but a line like "5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress" is just profoundly unexpected and as such entertaining by virtue of being truly original thought.
edit: it's even better than I thought it could ever be, the nigga was a console pleb.
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I'm glad that video games translate to 1:1 muscle memory in real life. So glad I no longer need to go to the range to work on my skills and can just spend $10 on Steam for the same results. The military can start to save millions and just start giving cadets some video games, instead of handing them a rifle.
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dis nigga was playing on PS4 lol: https://www.insurgencytracker.com/profile/PS4/782553601095760640/Pvp
muscle memory
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I have several thousand hours in various flight sim games and programs, I guess that makes me a certified pilot according to curry nigger. Not every person who plays FPS games is Grndpa, Jackie. He's only a good sniper in games because he was one in real life. You can't carry that over to real life. It's why the US Army stopped with their video game as a training sim and just used it as a recruitment ad.
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