Debate @-Jack- on the ethics of lusting for Kiwi penis, whether or not you are in retrograde, and Britney Spears - Homosexually, Celestial bodies, and pop stars, oh my!

[Mound Dweller]

To avoid shitting up the Hall of Shame thread too much...
@-Jack- is gay, very gay, he got himself phonebooked by being exceptionally gay

@-Jack- / Gunstress of Diabeteez / Jackspears / The world's gayest Britney Spears superfan / Gorlworld enthusiast / Jack Kirkpatrick / Welwyn Garden City's second best schizo / World's best Tropical Paradise admin




About a month ago, I messaged him directly in response to a thread post about his mother's death and about how he was struggling. I lost my father a few years ago in very similar circumstances, so I felt I'd reach out and share some of this with a fellow UK Kiwi.

We moved over to Discord (I know, I know), and chat a little more. Turns out he's a massive gay who wants some Kiwi dick, and I wasn't even the first target in his sights. Three days later, I don't reply to him in 12 hours and he blocks me on Discord and then spams me with about 4 DMs on KF letting loose unhinged bullshit and then when I didn't bite, he started suicide baiting.



He's been a complete faggot for a month now (negrating all posts, bringing this entire shit into unrelated threads, sending irritating DMs) and I'm at the end of my patience. Have worked with some other people he's approached this way before and we've come up with a little something-something that hopefully lets this sad man earn his pink triangle:

Steam (url / archive) (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED, Haram.)
Exhale (url / archive)
Nvidia (url / archive)
Bluesky (url / archive)
Name: Jack Kirkpatrick
Birthday: 10th May 1997/1998
Location: Welwyn Garden City, UK
Mobile number: (+44) 07701345185

Britney fucking sucks.

He is also into astrology;

I honestly think you guys are in retrograde. What are your star signs?

@-Jack- I dunno about @Crunkle but I'm a stingy Scorpio, how does this relate to your bumming problem?

Did the stars do this, and if so, why?
Also Britney Spears.
Discuss.

 

[-Jack-]

I did not mean to "flirt" or seduce you. I know you are straight, I would never intentionally want to make someone uncomfortable or cross someone's boundaries in that context. However, I can see how my messages/posts were seen as such, in my mind (emphasis on my mind), I was joking around and that's how I joke/banter with most of my friends, but they are gay/straight (comfortable) with that type of conversation/back-and-forth.

I apologise if I genuinely made you feel uncomfortable, that was not my intetion, it was more (in my mind, again), "chatting shit, banter". This is not universal to everyone, so I have found. Secondly, the neg-rating, I thought was also a joke, I didn't realise how annoying it was because I have my notifcations off, so again, I apolgoise for that.

Thirdly,

I do not believe in star signs, any of that hippy bullshit. Ironically, though, my star sign is cancer-so think of that as you will.

I apologise to Crunckle aswell for throwing a lot of my emotional grief onto you. But do you really think this was the way to respond? Maybe, but it is what it is now.

 

[Crunkle]

@-Jack- What's your favourite song and why is it Cousins by Kanye West?

Does it relate to when you had sex with other boys in primary school (ages 6 - 11)? Or did you prefer to keep it in the family?

 

[Lovely Kin]

Also Britney Spears.

The definition of mediocrity and 90s nostalgia for Peter Pan syndrome faggots.

 

[Crunkle]

I did not mean to "flirt" or seduce you. I know you are straight, I would never intentionally want to make someone uncomfortable or cross someone's boundaries in that context. However, I can see how my messages/posts were seen as such, in my mind (emphasis on my mind), I was joking around and that's how I joke/banter with most of my friends, but they are gay/straight (comfortable) with that type of conversation/back-and-forth.

I apologise if I genuinely made you feel uncomfortable, that was not my intetion, it was more (in my mind, again), "chatting shit, banter". This is not universal to everyone, so I have found. Secondly, the neg-rating, I thought was also a joke, I didn't realise how annoying it was because I have my notifcations off, so again, I apolgoise for that.

Thirdly,

I do not believe in star signs, any of that hippy bullshit. Ironically, though, my star sign is cancer-so think of that as you will.

I apologise to Crunckle aswell for throwing a lot of my emotional grief onto you. But do you really think this was the way to respond? Maybe, but it is what it is now.

ChatGPT is getting really fucking good these days. Bloody hell, that's uncanny.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I did not mean to "flirt" or seduce you. I know you are straight, I would never intentionally want to make someone uncomfortable or cross someone's boundaries in that context. However, I can see how my messages/posts were seen as such, in my mind (emphasis on my mind), I was joking around and that's how I joke/banter with most of my friends, but they are gay/straight (comfortable) with that type of conversation/back-and-forth.

I apologise if I genuinely made you feel uncomfortable, that was not my intetion, it was more (in my mind, again), "chatting shit, banter". This is not universal to everyone, so I have found. Secondly, the neg-rating, I thought was also a joke, I didn't realise how annoying it was because I have my notifcations off, so again, I apolgoise for that.

Thirdly,

I do not believe in star signs, any of that hippy bullshit. Ironically, though, my star sign is cancer-so think of that as you will.

I apologise to Crunckle aswell for throwing a lot of my emotional grief onto you. But do you really think this was the way to respond? Maybe, but it is what it is now.

You type like a faggot.

 

[-Jack-]

@-Jack- What's your favourite song and why is it Cousins by Kanye West?

Does it relate to when you had sex with other boys in primary school (ages 6 - 11)? Or did you prefer to keep it in the family?

I don't listen to Kayne West.

I don't know how to answer the second question because it's disgusting.

ChatGPT is getting really fucking good these days. Bloody hell, that's uncanny.

I didn't use ChatGPT. I typed it out roughly, hence the poor grammar.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I did not mean to "flirt" or seduce you. I know you are straight, I would never intentionally want to make someone uncomfortable or cross someone's boundaries in that context. However, I can see how my messages/posts were seen as such, in my mind (emphasis on my mind), I was joking around and that's how I joke/banter with most of my friends, but they are gay/straight (comfortable) with that type of conversation/back-and-forth.

I apologise if I genuinely made you feel uncomfortable, that was not my intetion, it was more (in my mind, again), "chatting shit, banter". This is not universal to everyone, so I have found.

Only you know your own mind and intent but for what it's worth I don't believe you, I accept your apology all the same, please be more mindful of such things with other people in future.

Secondly, the neg-rating, I thought was also a joke, I didn't realise how annoying it was because I have my notifcations off, so again, I apolgoise for that.

Stickers mean nothing no apology needed.

Thirdly,

I do not believe in star signs, any of that hippy bullshit. Ironically, though, my star sign is cancer-so think of that as you will.

Bro you can't bring up star signs and not sperg about your birthchart, you clearly have some appreciation for that hippy shit, am I actually in retrograde and what does that even mean?

 

[-Jack-]

Only you know your own mind and intent but for what it's worth I don't believe you, I accept your apology all the same, please be more mindful of such things with other people in future.

Stickers mean nothing no apology needed.

Bro you can't bring up star signs and not sperg about your birthchart, you clearly have some appreciation for that hippy shit, am I actually in retrograde and what does that even mean?

I don't want your dick, I don't want straight men, I am not attracted to staright men, is my humour somewhat hypersexual, that's fair to say, yes it is-so again, I apologise for making you uncomfortable.

No, I don't give a shit about starsigns, the only reason I know about it was because my friends in university diagonised their mental health issues based on their star signs, as I said to Crunckle sometime ago, and it was a Psychology degree, so pretty much useless.

 

[Xev]

If your 'straight' friends are cool with that type of banter they ain't straight.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I don't want your dick, I don't want straight men, I am not attracted to staright men, is my humour somewhat hypersexual, that's fair to say, yes it is-so again, I apologise for making you uncomfortable.

No, I don't give a shit about starsigns, the only reason I know about it was because my friends in university diagonised their mental health issues based on their star signs, as I said to Crunckle sometime ago, and it was a Psychology degree, so pretty much useless.

Has it helped with diagnosing your own issues at least? I imagine the pre teen bumming must have left quite a mental skidmark, you didn't really start mutually molesting before high school did you because that's rough.

The definition of mediocrity and 90s nostalgia for Peter Pan syndrome faggots.

I actually really like Hit me baby/other early stuff because it's pvre pre 9/11 core ala All Star, truly a lost era, transcends nostalgia.

 

[-Jack-]

Has it helped with diagnosing your own issues at least? I imagine the pre teen bumming must have left quite a mental skidmark, you didn't really start mutually molesting before high school did you because that's rough.

Why are you so fixated on my sexual history? Do you think all gay men suffered sexual abuse at a young age? Why not ask @Crunkle too?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Why are you so fixated on my sexual history? Do you think all gay men suffered sexual abuse at a young age? Why not ask @Crunkle too?

It is the topic of discussion, usually yes, and I'm not interested in his past because it's not nearly as fascinatingly bad stereotype sounding as yours is.
10 years old is too young man, please tell me in your mind it was at least somewhat mutual and not total complete super mega rape because it's already depressing enough.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

if only @Vingle were still here to claim his kiwi-BF... two ships passing in the night...

 

[-Jack-]

It is the topic of discussion, usually yes, and I'm not interested in his past because it's not nearly as fascinatingly bad stereotype sounding as yours is.
10 years old is too young man, please tell me in your mind it was at least somewhat mutual and not total complete super mega rape because it's already depressing enough.

When was your first sexual experience? Was it with a girl or a sock?

 

[finallyfalling]

Why are you so fixated on my sexual history? Do you think all gay men suffered sexual abuse at a young age? Why not ask @Crunkle too?

Why do lolcows on this site try and defend themselves? You're only making yourself look like more of a faggot. Log off bro.

 

[Mound Dweller]

When was your first sexual experience? Was it with a girl or a sock?

Come on jackyboy don't get MATI on me I just wanna talk about your truth as it relates to underage bumming.
I notice you aren't outright denying it, because you know that I know it's true, have a good rant so we can debate en masse.

 

[-Jack-]

Come on jackyboy don't get MATI on me I just wanna talk about your truth as it relates to underage bumming.
I notice you aren't outright denying it, because you know that I know it's true, have a good rant so we can debate en masse.

I'm feeling really overwhelmed and cyberbullied right now, maybe another time.

 

[Crunkle]

Why are you so fixated on my sexual history? Do you think all gay men suffered sexual abuse at a young age? Why not ask @Crunkle too?

I suffered no abuse when I was younger, that's why there isn't a debate thread about me on KiwiFarms.

You're a victim, man, let it all out. We might actually be able to have a nice conversation for once.

 

[Easterling]

I wasn't expecting the kiwi fag inquisition today

I'm feeling really overwhelmed and cyberbullied right now, maybe another time.

I understand you don't wanna go TMI on stuff but if you weren't groomed or molested then now is your chance to prove statistics and "bigots" wrong. You know, unless were groomed/molested