Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheLastJoestar]

You know what causes that? Vitamin B12 deficiency. You know what causes vitamin B12 deficiency? Nitrous oxide.

Im late as hell becase this thread moves so fast and I have shit to do, but were his nails blue before? Doesn't a sudden B12 deficiency as well as a definitive admitted proof (Via the Keanu stream) he is aware of whippets* kinda prove enough probable cause he's illegally using the gas? I double checked. Duster doesn't cause that, N2O does.

Paging Nick's PO! This wet-brained faggot is still using drugs!

Can't even call him an "air-head" cause he's lost all oxidation in his body.


*By the way, "whippet" is indeed the acceptable spelling of the word. Most articles i've found online talking about it use that spelling. I know some guy (forgot who) specified that it's supposed to be "Whip-Its." Basically, Tomayto, Tomahto.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

What's the difference between Kayla and that tattoo? The tattoo was worth more than $50.


What kind of piece of shit you have to be to have TWO separate people report you to the CPS and see no problem with that? It's been talked to death that he has no self-reflection...

Anyway, Keanu with a banger:
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TOTAL KIKI VICTORY
SHE WON

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Milton groupy balldo washers ...or just Aaron haters are talking about Nick & Keanu's show.

Nick can't help himself as talking about him is far more interesting that the trial.


Also of interest, the wine-moms are using Milton's Text-to-Speech with Keanu's voice. Supporting a disgusting guy who at minimum sexualizes children and constantly makes "jokes" where the punch line is that he is a pedophile.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

why does he even care lol, he doesn't 'practice law' anyways and never has

I think it plays into the narrative he's trying to spin about the situation i.e. that he was arrested and convicted on a technicality but he didn't actually do anything morally wrong or cause any real damage. An ethics disciplinary action would run counter to that narrative.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick hates Aaron because Aaron largely got away with everything that Nick and the two whores didn't. He didn't face any legal problems from their swinging partnership until the revenge porn stuff happened. That has to be driving Nick insane that Aaron got to be the one who got off scott free despite having been involved with all that was occurring behind closed doors.

I'm sure that a lot of other people hate Aaron because he is just as degenerate as Nick is and he has been trying to maintain a streaming career off the backs of this drama.

He also thinks that Aaron tattled and revealed his secret degeneracy that no one knew about to the world, painting a target on his back, when in reality we all knew what was going on from the beginning and Aaron was just the first to confirm it.

 

[ReverendVerse]

There is also another clip, that I can't fucking find ATM, where's he's significantly more drunk and sullen. In that one, was responding to a chat saying he's lucky to be married to Kayla, and he responds by saying he is not lucky, because there is no prenup.

What this infers is that Nick is scared shitless of being divorce raped. In their marriage, the wealth is all on his side of the family.

I remember when he made that statement. It's obvious Nick has regretted marriage. I don't think it was always that way, but I bet it has been that way for a long time.

I guarantee it was a slow progression, as each kid was birthed, he saw it as a slow erosion of his own agency. Nick has admitted that he's selfish and self-centered; marriage and family is about giving up those things in service of your spouse and your children. Nick doesn't care about any of that. He feels trapped. He got a girl, he got laid, and I bet if you ask him (and he answered truthfully), he probably felt pressured to get married, because he thought Kayla was probably the only girl he would ever get (which he realized was no longer true when he came into money).

If he had a prenup, I'm convinced he would have divorced Kayla long before he had this many children, probably after the first one, when he realized he was going to have to think of others rather than of himself.

 

[Pelican Bones]

When the County removed the children from the home, were the kids staying/living with Nick’s parents? If that is the case and the kids were staying with Nick’s parents, when did April begin staying with Nick’s parents? Is it possible that April was staying there while the kids were there too? Would think that would be frowned upon by the court if that occurred.

Kayla's parents kept the kids.

 

[RotPockets]

I'm sure that a lot of other people hate Aaron because he is just as degenerate as Nick is and he has been trying to maintain a streaming career off the backs of this drama.

You could argue that the inverse is true, Nick went from LawTube and appearing with Geeks and Gamers, Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic. Falling all the way down to below even the Quarterpounder and Vampirate Styxxx level, he’s become a barnacle on the cottage industry growing out of Steel Toe’s ass. He is now just Dabbleverse adjacent, no longer worthy of any other association. Proximity to Steel Toe is all Nick has left to offer, to those that will even have him. He is Steel Toe drama to them, not the other way around.

 

[AnOminous]

*By the way, "whippet" is indeed the acceptable spelling of the word. Most articles i've found online talking about it use that spelling. I know some guy (forgot who) specified that it's supposed to be "Whip-Its." Basically, Tomayto, Tomahto.

I believe the term originated from a specific brand-name product that wasn't marketed, like Galaxy Gas, as an inhalant but for actually making whipped cream. It's a drug slang term now, though, and those always have a bunch of spellings.

 

[Law]

He didn't face any legal problems from their swinging partnership until the revenge porn stuff happened.

If you wanna swing, don't try to pretend to be something else and don't bring kids into it. Simple as.
Aaron is scum for revenge porn though

 

[Brian Oblivion]

He also thinks that Aaron tattled and revealed his secret degeneracy that no one knew about to the world, painting a target on his back, when in reality we all knew what was going on from the beginning and Aaron was just the first to confirm it.

It's also just absurd that Nick believed that a shock jock of all people (someone who literally blabs about people's degenerate private sex lives for a living) would be able to hold on to their wife swapping cuck secret indefinitely lol.

 

[woodedbag]

Makes me remember that all the accounts of Kayla being in bed all the time come from Nick. Including when he was going to do coke, he’d use her as an excuse. I think he makes her seem worse deliberately.

I like Aaron’s stories being vindicated one by one. Down to Nick confirming small details like using the Law Pope car plates to do cocaine from. There were pages of people calling him a liar/casting doubt during the Kino Casino stream he initially did. Now we know for sure and while horrifying because he has a family, the felt was always true. Just imagine how incensed Nick was by that stream, and he couldn’t disprove any of it.

I just don't get how a stay at home mom with a nearly infinite disposable income could fail her children that badly unless most of what he's suggested about her is true. In what world is that not horrifying to consider the condition of the house and kids when she has 24 hours a day to take care of it. I'm not saying all responsibility falls on her but I'd pump the brakes on assuming she isn't just barred out and watching Star Trek in bed most of the time.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Is there any bylaw or whatever in the Minnesota Bar which encapsulates "bringing the bar into disrepute" with his drug-fuelled cuckoldry?

MN Rules of Professional Conduct includes the following in the categories of misconduct:
Rule 8.4 MISCONDUCT

(b) commit a criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer’s honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects;

(c) engage in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit, or misrepresentation;

(d) engage in conduct that is prejudicial to the administration of justice;

His (admitted) obstruction of justice* fits all three of these, even if being arrested for felony possession doesn't.

2] Many kinds of illegal conduct reflect adversely on fitness to practice law, such as offenses involving fraud and the offense of willful failure to file an income tax return. Although a lawyer is personally answerable to the entire criminal law, a lawyer should be professionally answerable only for offenses that indicate lack of those characteristics relevant to the practice of law. Offenses involving violence, dishonesty, or breach of trust, or serious interference with the administration of justice are in that category. A pattern of repeated offenses, even ones of minor significance when considered separately, can indicate indifference to legal obligation.

*deniable and a moot point because not prosecuted, but could have been.

There is also the matter of continuing to insist he owns a Minnesota law firm. His law firm no longer exists, and as a non-authorized lawyer he can't own one.

RULE 5.5: UNAUTHORIZED PRACTICE OF LAW; MULTIJURISDICTIONAL PRACTICE OF LAW

(a) A lawyer shall not practice law in a jurisdiction in violation of the regulation of the legal profession in that jurisdiction, or assist another in doing so, except that a lawyer admitted to practice in Minnesota does not violate this rule by conduct in another jurisdiction that is permitted in Minnesota under Rule 5.5 (c) and (d) for lawyers not admitted to practice in Minnesota.

(b) A lawyer who is not admitted to practice in Minnesota shall not:

(1) except as authorized by these rules or other law, establish an office or other systematic and continuous presence in this jurisdiction for the practice of Minnesota law; or

(2) hold out to the public or otherwise represent that the lawyer is admitted to practice Minnesota law.

His disappearance in representing April, if not okay with her, would technically violate 1.3. She evidently either okayed it or didn't care, so a non-issue, but I only mention it because his record shows it's not the first time he was unable to be reached when serving as someone's attorney:

RULE 1.3: DILIGENCE

A lawyer shall act with reasonable diligence and promptness in representing a client.

Comment
[1] A lawyer should pursue a matter on behalf of a client despite opposition, obstruction, or personal inconvenience to the lawyer, and take whatever lawful and ethical measures are required to vindicate a client’s cause or endeavor.
[...]

[4] Unless the relationship is terminated as provided in Rule 1.16, a lawyer should carry through to conclusion all matters undertaken for a client.

 

[Oxyjen]

Maybe it’s a small thing but this is the first time I’ve heard any other corroboration that the daughter was “on” drugs, as opposed to a one time incident or some kind of accidental exposure, which is as far as you can really speculate from the result alone.

Here Aaron says he saw the child acting out and exhibiting odd behavior that in hindsight was consistent with stimulants.

Nick might have to slip from “lab error” to full on blame of someone else on this.
The context here is him mentioning Johnny Depp being on something while his kid was present, presumably as some kind of comparison.

 

[Flora Fox]

My money is on him trying to imply that Aaron was Melton-ing one of the Baldo children.

That's when we'll know what the court-observer lady feared was correct.

 

[NSA]

Nick is so 'bored' he has to do drugs to cope, with a wife and 5 young kids? Kids are up for as many family activities as a parent could ever physically be able, just one kid should be able to keep him busy with dad activities.

I guess there's no lingering doubt that he hates his family, and loves cooming/drugs/acting like a baby instead of them.

I hate to say it but those kids are fucking doomed and it's depressing. What bad luck having TWO worthless parents.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I just don't get how a stay at home mom with a nearly infinite disposable income could fail her children that badly unless most of what he's suggested about her is true. In what world is that not horrifying to consider the condition of the house and kids when she has 24 hours a day to take care of it. I'm not saying all responsibility falls on her but I'd pump the brakes on assuming she isn't just barred out and watching Star Trek in bed most of the time.

Kayla is a vegetable. There is no other reasonable explanation for her lack of action.
Nicky is such an unlikable PoS that Kayla not only could take him to the cleaners in a divorce. There is sufficient abuse from Nicky for Kayla to initiate a Varg style premeditated self defense type incident and walk away with an innocent verdict. Not to mention she could easily spike his drugs with nobody giving a shit.
I thought maybe she was a masochist or something like that but at this point the humiliation is replaced with just dread and depression. I don't think anyone could get off to that type of misery.
Now one might feel slightly bad for the vegetable. But remember she did nothing to stop the abuse of her kids or put distance between the kids and the abuse. And she quite clearly was a willing participant to much of it.

 

[Vibralldo]

You could argue that the inverse is true, Nick went from LawTube and appearing with Geeks and Gamers, Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic. Falling all the way down to below even the Quarterpounder and Vampirate Styxxx level, he’s become a barnacle on the cottage industry growing out of Steel Toe’s ass. He is now just Dabbleverse adjacent, no longer worthy of any other association. Proximity to Steel Toe is all Nick has left to offer, to those that will even have him. He is Steel Toe drama to them, not the other way around.

Nick went from The Glenn Beck show down to a pathetic retard begging for Melton's attention

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I'm not saying all responsibility falls on her but I'd pump the brakes on assuming she isn't just barred out and watching Star Trek in bed most of the time.

It was Deep Space 9, so it was really good Star Trek.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Honestly I don't think Nick cares enough about his kids to beat them.
And them being starving / wearing dirty clothes / living in filth is abuse enough in itself.

Nick doesn’t give enough of a shit about his kids to beat them HOWEVER Nick absolutely gives more than enough of a shit about himself to beat them.