Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Magic Sun Daddy]

When I see Rekeita, I mostly see Dan Backslide:

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"Confound those Kiwifags! Oh how I hate them! I hate Josh, I hate Sean, and I hate Aaron! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!"

"A whippet! I'LL HUFF IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!"

 

[Rape Ape]

Nick must want his channel mass reported. Tells Keanu “Go catch fire” and holy shit his voice sounds RETARDED:

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That was his reaction to this:
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Not me. There are far more worthy targets of my disgust, such as the subject of this thread. But I also find it difficult to listen to him. (Clips while doing chores are just about manageable.) FWIW I wouldn’t call him succinct. But Nick’s voice, arrogance and constant failed attempts of humor make him unlistenable for me.

Nick's voice is such an annoying whiny voice, you think it'd come from a troon.

 

[AIM Henchman]

The Rekeita is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, addict, cuckold, junkie, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But ask him if he has permission to release the texts and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out"

 

[Gator_Aids]

Meme Copium with another banger. It must have burned him to the core when she laughed.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick detests people with discipline and self regulation. People with healthy living standards, routines, lifestyles disgust him. Its the different between actual successful people (like real lawyers and streamers) and Nick.

I meant to go back and check his streams for something that came up in the Karen Read trial- one of the expert witnesses was a brain surgeon from Minnesota. He was around 70 years old, had dozens of professional accomplishments to his name and his daily routine went something like:

Get up at 4:30 AM
Do two hours of preparatory work
*go back home to make wife a cappuccino*
Do 3-4 life saving brain surgeries

I thought of Nick.

 

[Tony Ducks]

The context here is him mentioning Johnny Depp being on something while his kid was present, presumably as some kind of comparison.

That nerd Johnny Depp smoked a joint with his teenage daughter once and people still think he's cool. Well, Nick Rekieta was railing lines of coke with his 8 year old daughter, which makes him even cooler. What do you have to say about that, kiwi fags?

 

[keke]

I just don't get how a stay at home mom with a nearly infinite disposable income could fail her children that badly unless most of what he's suggested about her is true.

In what world is that not horrifying to consider the condition of the house and kids when she has 24 hours a day to take care of it.

Drugs. And I didn’t say any of that, I’m deeply uninterested in the usual Kayla discourse. She should’ve gone to jail as far as I’m concerned. But Nick is an unreliable narrator and probably makes her seem worse.

I'm not saying all responsibility falls on her but I'd pump the brakes on assuming she isn't just barred out and watching Star Trek in bed most of the time.

No. I think she drives the kids to activities and goes to the grocery store. Basic shit. And we know she does this because Nick would wait for her to be gone to fuck April. Church was also a big part of her life and something she always wanted for her kids. That’s my only point.

None of that means she didn’t fail her children. She did. It just means she isn’t the cartoon Nick paints her as (until the drugs, which started before the polycule) in bed all the time, when he’s the one awake until 4am and sleeping all day.

 

[Arv3k]

It must have burned him to the core when she laughed

I maintain that any woman that laughs in his face at how lame he is, is the biggest shot to his ego there is.
>Farms think I'm a pervert slob? Who cares
>Lawtube thinks I'm an arrogant windbag? No big deal
>Attractive woman laughs and thinks I'm a geek? DIE IN A FIRE YOU BITCH I HATE YOU YOURE BLOCKED NO MY SHIRT IS RED AND THE LIGHT IS REFLECTING ONTO MY FACE

 

[Sloppa]

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Meme Copium with another banger. It must have burned him to the core when she laughed.

I wonder if that chuckle got her name added to the Balldo Binder?

 

[Vibralldo]

Drugs.

No. I think she drives the kids to activities and goes to the grocery store. Basic shit. And we know she does this because Nick would wait for her to be gone to fuck April. Church was also a big part of her life and something she always wanted for her kids. That’s my only point.

None of that means she didn’t fail her children. She did. It just means she isn’t the cartoon Nick paints her as (until the drugs, which started before the polycule) in bed all the time, when he’s the one awake until 4am and sleeping all day.

She got him a burrito so she's occasionally doing some driving at least

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Air Duster is decidedly not made to be put into your body.

I would like you to look up Shoenice.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Meme Copium with another banger. It must have burned him to the core when she laughed.

Sorry kiwifags. I'm gonna take a potato chip and..EAT IT

 

[Melty Butter]

Another Keanu chat. It got deleted from what I can tell.

 

[SigmaBalls]

I would like you to look up Shoenice.

Now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time.

Another Keanu chat. It got deleted from what I can tell.
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what did she mean by this?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time.

I can't use a caulk gun without thinking of that faggot.

 

[elb]

Another Keanu chat. It got deleted from what I can tell.
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This is a fake account, I asked her

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

what did she mean by this?

Aaron is so strong he can Stand up to Dio's ZA WAUDO for nearly a whole minute.

 

[Sloppa]

This is a fake account, I asked her

Which just makes things trice as funny. Nick slapping his head for hours after the stream, over some dabbleverse pedophile using a troll account.

 

[Weird Ages]

Keanu raping Nick so hard must be the result of divine guidance. It's a lot like Grace Thorpe vs Ethan Ralph. Both women are completely retarded and insipid but whenever they decide to bully their preferred victim the spirit of kino inhabits their body and gives them a small loan of 20 IQ.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Keanu raping Nick so hard must be the result of divine guidance. It's a lot like Grace Thorpe vs Ethan Ralph. Both women are completely retarded and insipid but whenever they decide to bully their preferred victim the spirit of kino inhabits their body and gives them a small loan of 20 IQ.

Like a Sektur Field Bonus